Being Horny Makes You Stupid, Study Says

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Being Horny Makes You Stupid, Study Says, Making The Case That Informed Sexual Decisions Are The Best Ones

We have all done some really stupid things in the pursuit of, well, getting laid. So it will probably not come as a shock to anyone that a new study claims that being horny makes people stupid. Or rather, causes people to have "lower inhibitions" and "impaired decision-making" abilities. So it's not your fault that you do stupid things when you want sex. It's science!

Unsurprisingly, researchers found that people who reported they were more aroused were also more likely to take risks. In the first experiment, people who reported greater sexual arousal were more likely to indicate a willingness to engage in hypothetical unsafe sex practices, while in the second experiment, people the more aroused a person reported they were, the more likely they were to show greater "impulsivity and a greater willingness to make risky plays in the Blackjack game."
 
haha I'm with @DeadlyDuo my first thought was "is anyone actually surprised?". I mean actually testing things is important, but dam if the results were anything other than the ones they go I would have been baffled.
 
In actuality unless the obvious is stated by those so called experts that obvious is often not considered. Take what was inferred in #2, to state that by itself is dumb. To run a proper test one would have to include is it possible for a couple not to 'make babies' when having unprotected sex, is it possible for a couple never to 'make babies' So a further study would need to be made to discover the percentage of unprotected sex to make a baby (the possibility of STD's not being included).

Of the main study, given how many times an hour an adult thinks of sex and given how long it took the make the study one might infer the results of the study could be regarded as coming under the description of a Self Declared Stupidity, thereby inferring the people who ran the study made some very questionable decisions.
 
Reminded me of this quote from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip: A new study released by the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University finds that most men are almost always thinking about sex. In a soon to be published companion study, researchers hope to be able to prove through a series of controlled experiments that water quenches your thirst. 😛
 
Nope, sorry, those studies are floored, and I say that on the grounds that the people doing the studies are thick. I mean let's face it ' Almost Always ' is hardly a quantifiable amount. Besides which the act of breathing negates the possibility of logical thinking.

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In a soon to be published companion study, researchers hope to be able to prove through a series of controlled experiments that water quenches your thirst.
Those controlled experiments must be organised by idiots that stated what the tests would be to give false conclusions. Point of fact - sea water covers 70% of the planet and that is salt water which does, it does not quench the thirst.
 
I dunno. Skip was pretty horny and he seemed alot smarter than Angel. Sweet was kinda horny and he didn't seem kinda stupid.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Yeah, ha ha full of grey matter was the Captain Blockhead.
Who did you just call stupid?

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ILLYRIAN said:
Take what was inferred in #2, to state that by itself is dumb. To run a proper test one would have to include is it possible for a couple not to 'make babies' when having unprotected sex, is it possible for a couple never to 'make babies' So a further study would need to be made to discover the percentage of unprotected sex to make a baby (the possibility of STD's not being included)
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Actually it's simple. You ask the parents of a newborn what they did nine months earlier, they will answer unprotected sex. Unprotected sex= child. That's the point. It's meant to be ridiculously obvious.

Also your missing the keyword A. Children are a result of unprotected sex because they are conceived, the only variant being whether it was planned or not. I hope this answer was "dumb" enough for you to understand.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
If the protection fails the baby is not the result of unprotected sex, what of rape or virgin birth. There are so many concepts to consider.
Oh dear, my dear little Gwennie Poohs, (in addition to the content of your reply #7)

perpetually horny is the Black Thornie though we need not cause others to know.
Should the Black Thornies concentration of hair cause the horn or horns to grow.
Of those said Black Thornies a transition or transitions it can be, and is often said
even the young tend to grow a pair, of horns. Of Winter when said horns are fed
the young will begun to see that Black Thornians are as ageless and as old as me.
They'll see like the horny Rhinoceros, our wallowing in glorious mud they will be.
Tis wallowing in glorious mud caused from the life enabling, the dirty water hole.
And if you like to see the odd riddle - you'll see its a dirty old man of Black Thorn.
 
So, slaying makes a slayer horny, which makes her stupid? 😛
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Beer Bad?
jellokitty
jellokitty
Beer makes a slayer stupid. All Buffy learned was 'Buffy strong', 'Fire Bad', 'Parker bad' and 'Beer foamy'. All obvious conclusions.
@ILLYRIAN If the protection fails, the baby is the result of unprotected sex because the sex was not protected because the protection failed. Rape is non-consensual sex, a child conceived of rape is conceived because there was no protection used which in itself throws up a myriad of issues in and of itself. I'm not quite sure what you mean by virgin birth (something to do with Mary? or where a woman acts like a surrogate for a couple?)

Again though, you're forgetting the key word "A". A child is A result of unprotected sex. Yes there are other ways such as IVF, and not all unprotected sex leads to children, but children are generally a result of unprotected sex, whether planned or not, which was the original point.
 
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