Best Medium for Issues.

That American psychic dude on Most Haunted is possibly the most punchable stranger I've ever seen. The funniest thing I've seen in the last year is him gripping Gail Porter by the shoulders and declaring with ludicrously pantomimey earnestness that "Gail, those.ARE.NOT.YOUR.EYES!!!"


Gail Porter's eyes are haunted everybody! Quick, give the psychic more money! He'll save us from - !gasp! - Haunted eyes!
 
Very small claim to fame but a very good friend of mine is the ex-wife of Most Haunted guest psychic, Ian Lawman.

Hey, I said VERY small claim to fame, okay! 😉
 
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