Best Willow Quotes

[TabulaRasa22]

"Oh Buffy...You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked".

 

[Grey Ghost]

My favourite line of Wilow's is short and sweet, it was when she was the Vamp Willow: "Bored now!"

 

[Tasha]

not the funniest, nor my favourite quotes of Willow, but some good ones anyways. 😀




Willow: "I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah,
1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO"
Buffy: "Meow."
Willow: "Really? Thanks, I've never gotten a meow before."
Buffy: "Well deserved."
Willow: "Darn tootin!"

Buffy:"Were you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this.
Willow:"Ha, ha, ha! It makes me jumpy. I... have to go. Away."


Willow: "I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you. For crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ew! How do they not ruffle you?"


Willow: "I'm sorry about how all this ended up. With me shooting you and all."
Oz:"It's okay. I'm sorry I almost ate you."
Willow:"It's okay."


Willow: "There's a Slayer handbook?"
Buffy: "Wait, handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"
Willow: "Is there a t-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool. "

Willows: "Don't warn the tadpoles!"
Giles: "Don't warn the tadpoles?"
Willow: "I... I have frog fear. "

Angel: "What are you doing?"
Willow: "Oh. Sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have... Angel, how do you shave?"


"Xander: Willow, did you remember to tape "Biography" last Friday?
Willow: Uh-huh.
Buffy: See? I told you. Old Reliable.
Willow: Oh, thanks.
Buffy: What?
Willow: Old Reliable? Yeah, great, there's a sexy nickname.
Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as...
Willow: No, it's fine. I'm Old Reliable.
Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser. You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals.
Willow: That's Old Faithful.
Xander: Isn't that the dog that-that the guy had to shoot...
Willow: That's Old Yeller! "

 

[MinwaraYana]

I can't think of many. The one which came up right now is

(Everyone found out Xander slept with Faith)
Buffy: "Then why would you...? Oh."
Giles: "Oh"
(Everyone looked at Willow, expecting her to say something)
Willow: "I don't need to say "oh", I got it before. They slept together."

 

[Fredsicle]

My favorite quote is probably from Beer Bad when she's talking to Bartender Xander.
"I'm pregnant by my step-brother who'd rather be with my best friend and who's left me with no place to live, no food, except for this bottle of Wild Turkey, which I drank all up."

 

[Tasha]

Buffy + Willows insult war at the end of "Deadman's Party"



WILLOW:Runaway!
BUFFY: Will!
WILLOW:I'm sorry....quitter.
BUFFY: Whiner.
WILLOW:Bailer
BUFFY: Harpy
WILLOW: Delinquint
BUFFY: Tramp
WILLOW: Bad seed
BUFFY: Witch
WILLOW:Freak.
haha


'Kiss Rocks'? Why would anyone want to kiss....Oh. I get it."


WILLOW: I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always 'Oh, you're like a sister to me' or 'Oh, you're such a good friend'.
SPIKE: Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat.
WILLOW: Really?
SPIKE: Thought about it.
WILLOW: When?
SPIKE: Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath.
WILLOW: I never would have guessed. You played the bloodlust kinda cool.
SPIKE: I hate being obvious. All fangy and 'grrr'. Takes the mystery out.
WILLOW: But if you could....
SPIKE: If I could....yeah.
WILLOW: You know, this doesn't make ya any less terrifying.
SPIKE: Don't patronize me.



"Don't worry. We're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy, slut bomb walking around going 'Oh, check me out. I'm wicked cool. I'm 5X5'"

 

[ShadowPeoples]

"Remember that little spat we had before you left? When you were under the delusion that you were still relevant here? You called me a rank arrogant amateur. Well, buckle up, Rupert... 'Cause I've turned pro."


as soon as I heard that, I knew Giles was gonna get his *** handed to him. lol