Big B-a-a-a-d Vamp Movies

[white avenger]

...and then there's "Vampirella," with that chick wearing a poor imitation of what some of us fondly refer to as "The Costume Nobody Could Wear"...

 

[DarklyDreamingDrusilla]

I think I've got y'all beat.

A few years ago, I had the misfortune of renting a steaming pile of shyte entitled Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.

No, I'm not joking, the movie actually exists ---> Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

I saw this movie in the Cult Classics section at Borders when I was waiting for the 7th Harry Potter Book with my Aunt. It was right next to Rocky Horror which made me sad because that is a great movie next to whatever this is. But my aunt (also a Buffy Fanatic btw) and I just started cracking up when we saw it.

 

[UlaGan]

Ah, yes, you guys reminded me of Ultraviolet.. Terrible movie. Pointless.

 

[Buffy Summers]

Oh I forgot about BloodRayne - THAT's the most horrible one ever. It's unwatchable and I really wanted to like it too...

 

[Vicariously]

Oh I forgot about BloodRayne - THAT's the most horrible one ever. It's unwatchable and I really wanted to like it too...

Yay but the video game is actually entertaining

 

[white avenger]

What was the one about the vampire rabbit? Always reminds me of Anya.

And the one where Nicholas Cage thinks he was bitten by a vampire and actually eats a live cock roach.

 

[Buffy Summers]

Bunnicula !

 

[Wicked]

And the one where Nicholas Cage thinks he was bitten by a vampire and actually eats a live cock roach.

Vampires Kiss is an amazing movie 😀

 

[white avenger]

Vampires Kiss is an amazing movie 😀

It's also a great Spuffy fan fiction site (unabashed plug)

 

[FaithyFivebyFive]

I reeeeally didn't like 'The Forsaken', just didn't seem right.

 

[randiann]

Bunnicula !

Wasn't that like a kid's book? It seems like I rememeber reading that...where the bunny sucks all the juice out of it's vegtables or something...

I've probably brought this movie up like 1,032,874 times on here before, because it is my all time fave vampire movie, but Dracula Dead and Loving It is pretty awful, and it's meant to be. That's why I love it so much.


Ultraviolet did suck beans though. Hated that one.

 

[Blondie Bear]

I loved Bunnicula when I was a kid. I thought it was hilarious when the cat was trying to figure out how to tell if a steak was sharp.

I was so disappointed by Ultraviolet. I love Milla Jovovitch and haven't hated anything I've seen her in, but I expected so much more from Ultraviolet and it just wasn't there.

 

[wiccianslayer]

honestly?
For me?

Bram stokers
Dracula

i klike my films with action

and i really really love it if there's a female that can kick some serus ass

must come from watching buffy and xena since i was 4