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Glorious Purpose
Hello and happy Saturday to you all (though when some of you read this it may not be Saturday so do me a favour and pretend it is!) I have hand picked the best Buffy jokes I could find to post on here if anyone needs a little pick me up! Some of these are awful, others slightly savage, and some are just plain old funny! Please do enjoy! If you have any other jokes, do comment them! So, are you ready?...
Q. What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Buffy? A. One spikes punch, the other punches Spike.
Q. Why did Xander ask for Cordelia's help with his construction project? A. He heard she was a Carpenter.
Q. What's Warren's favorite kind of espresso? A. Double shot.
Q. Why does Warren like the chicken at KFC? A. They leave the skin on.
Q. If Buffy likes to dust vampires, what does Anya like to do? A. Dust bunnies.
Q. Why is Giles always asking what day it is? A. He lost his Calendar.
Q. What's the easiest way for a cyborg to find the sum of two numbers? A. Adam.
Q. What do Willow and a half dollar have in common? A. Kennedy's on both.
Q. Why did Buffy insist on fighting Richard Wilkins during the day? A. She didn't want to face a night mayor.
Q. What does Caleb like in his coffee? A. Half and half.
Q. How well can Glory sing? A. She has trouble finding the Key.
Q. How well can Spike sing? A. He's pretty good at getting in Harmony.
Q. Did Buffy have a lot of homework at the end of season 5? A. She was buried.
Q. Did Buffy have to read any books at the start of season 6? A. Paradise Lost.
Q. What is the First Evil's favorite song? A. Can't Touch This.
Q. How was Buffy able to keep going without Giles? A. Because, unlike a vampire, Sarah Michelle Gellar can survive without A. Head.
Q. How did Xander lose his virginity? A. It was an act of Faith.
Q. What do you call a fight between Spike and Miss Rosenberg? A. A battle of Wills.
Q. What did actor Doug Jones receive for playing one of the Gentlemen? A. Hush money.
Q. What was Buffy looking to score near the end of season 2? A. Angel dust.
Q. Why did Tara tell Willow her last name was Mac? A. She needed a Lay.
Q. How do you spell "Xander Harris"? A. With just one "i."
Q. Why should Giles carry an umbrella? A. To keep away Rayne.
Q. What is Anya's favorite nonprofit? A. The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q. How does Buffy get her dishes so clean? A. She uses Dawn.
Q. What's the difference between Willow and the Wicked Witch of the West? A. Willow can get wet and still explore Oz.
Q. Where do vampires play golf? A. At the Master's tournament.
Q. Why couldn't Buffy reach her weapons? A. The stakes were too high.
Q. What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Buffy? A. One spikes punch, the other punches Spike.
Q. Why did Xander ask for Cordelia's help with his construction project? A. He heard she was a Carpenter.
Q. What's Warren's favorite kind of espresso? A. Double shot.
Q. Why does Warren like the chicken at KFC? A. They leave the skin on.
Q. If Buffy likes to dust vampires, what does Anya like to do? A. Dust bunnies.
Q. Why is Giles always asking what day it is? A. He lost his Calendar.
Q. What's the easiest way for a cyborg to find the sum of two numbers? A. Adam.
Q. What do Willow and a half dollar have in common? A. Kennedy's on both.
Q. Why did Buffy insist on fighting Richard Wilkins during the day? A. She didn't want to face a night mayor.
Q. What does Caleb like in his coffee? A. Half and half.
Q. How well can Glory sing? A. She has trouble finding the Key.
Q. How well can Spike sing? A. He's pretty good at getting in Harmony.
Q. Did Buffy have a lot of homework at the end of season 5? A. She was buried.
Q. Did Buffy have to read any books at the start of season 6? A. Paradise Lost.
Q. What is the First Evil's favorite song? A. Can't Touch This.
Q. How was Buffy able to keep going without Giles? A. Because, unlike a vampire, Sarah Michelle Gellar can survive without A. Head.
Q. How did Xander lose his virginity? A. It was an act of Faith.
Q. What do you call a fight between Spike and Miss Rosenberg? A. A battle of Wills.
Q. What did actor Doug Jones receive for playing one of the Gentlemen? A. Hush money.
Q. What was Buffy looking to score near the end of season 2? A. Angel dust.
Q. Why did Tara tell Willow her last name was Mac? A. She needed a Lay.
Q. How do you spell "Xander Harris"? A. With just one "i."
Q. Why should Giles carry an umbrella? A. To keep away Rayne.
Q. What is Anya's favorite nonprofit? A. The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q. How does Buffy get her dishes so clean? A. She uses Dawn.
Q. What's the difference between Willow and the Wicked Witch of the West? A. Willow can get wet and still explore Oz.
Q. Where do vampires play golf? A. At the Master's tournament.
Q. Why couldn't Buffy reach her weapons? A. The stakes were too high.
HowiMetdaSlayer
best Q & A ever!
