Bigfoot visits Ohio man's home for daily dinner

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From the Bainbridge police blotter:

BAINBRIDGE TOWNSHIP, Ohio
Weapon offense: Lorain Street
After hearing gunshots at 4:26 a.m. Oct. 22, a resident called police. Officers arrived and questioned a man, who admitted to firing warning shots at a 7-foot-tall “Bigfoot” creature or bear, who he said had tried to open his front door and get his dogs.
He said the creature visits his home every night at about 8 p.m. The subject was not intoxicated. Officers could not find any creature footprints or signs of an animal visit. The man was advised to call police if it returns and advised against firing shots into the air.

IF he visits the guy every night at 8, then why is he shooting at him at 4 in the morning? Does Biggy just hang out there all night?
 
elsewhere in oHIo...

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And yet the guy is allowed to keep a gun, you wouldn't want to be his neighbour.
 
I'm open minded about the existence of these creatures... there are too many reports with no motive for lying to be discounted. But I've never heard of one trying to get into someone's home.
 
AndrewCrossett said:
But I've never heard of one trying to get into someone's home.
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But why wouldn't they? You get bear, elk, deer, mountain lion all sneaking into homes. Hell, you even get a family of bears hanging out and swimming in your pool, don't know why a bigfoot wouldn't want to get in someone's house too.
 
Its that woman leaving the bowls of porridge out for the Bigfoot's to eat on the veranda, why did Goldilocks leave the bowls of porridge on the veranda? 'Cos the door frame is only 6ft 2in and the bigfoot is 7ft.
 
Spanky said:
But why wouldn't they? You get bear, elk, deer, mountain lion all sneaking into homes. Hell, you even get a family of bears hanging out and swimming in your pool, don't know why a bigfoot wouldn't want to get in someone's house too.
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If they exist, they're a lot smarter than those animals. There's a reason we know all about bears, elk and mountain lions but not Bigfoots.

If they went around trying to break into houses out there in redneck country, there would be a stuffed Bigfoot in every museum.
 
Bigfoot, the forests farmers of Bears, Elks and Mountain Lions. Rumour has it that the Bigfoots have been rounding up the Rednecks with Bears, training Mountain Lions to stand on their rear legs, having fake horns on their heads really confused the Rednecks.
That allowed live Bigfoots to inhabit museums.
 
A bit like the Bigfoot huh! Them's is there but only mentioned when they do something worth mentioning, if we say they are reforming that is all good marketing, we don't have to say what they are reforming.
 
There are stories both ancient and modern of "bears" kidnapping people at night from their beds, as well as having a special hatred for dogs. Yes, most of the time they prefer to avoid contact with humans, but under certain circumstances they can be extremely territorial. Or at least that's what the tales say.
 
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