Bizzare sex laws

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Edmund Blackadder

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01. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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Anyone wonder if this was a case of 'off with his head' and the executioner got the wrong head?

02. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
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Yes, because we're fine hetero-animals but the idea of Homanimals is disgusting!

03. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
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I can understand this one - its like the sun, you look directly at it and its burns your eyes!

04. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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Hmmm, whole new meaning to the term 'he's got wood' even if he is a stiff!

05. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
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And here's me thinking that Gordon Ramsey meant something different when he said 'Lamb tastes nicer with your home made marinade'

06. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
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Ummm, Guam anyone?

07. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
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Anyone else hearing Les Dawson feverishly writing a 'mother-in-law' joke from beyond the grave.
Who am I kidding, only about 4 people will get my reference and one of them WILL be Mr P!

08. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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Somethings are worth going to jail for!

09. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold on the premises."
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Ironically... no I won't bother with this one.

10. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
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Note to self - if I am ever having an affair while married, don't plan a trip to Hong Kong!
 
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Clem Rocks
Guam it is! See you there
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Kali
Another one is me. I can imagine Cissy and Ada discussing what was going on 'down below'
This is so sick. Like ew. People who have sex with animals...I'm killing them all. Mark my words.
 
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luckystar
right there with ya
I heard that in some American state it is illegal to do it anal.


And God, I never EVER want my Mom around wile having sex.
 
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StuckinTraffic
That's illegal in several states, Texas is one of them.
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Several states, actually. Not that anyone enforces those laws unless they're trying to bust you for something else.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

In Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin]

and finally...

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.

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Cangel, Revolver and sco.. err GrrrRruff.. thats DPP for ya. haha
 
Tueuse de Vampires
Tueuse de Vampires
hey, I think I'm on the same site right now, lol
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Revolver
I wonder if Utah includes this information on their tourist website?
thats weird... makes you feel good your not in those countries?

but i have one question... did you just put sex into google and come up with this stuff?!
plz explain!
 
Those are some of the most twisted things i've ever seen...it's rediculous!!

Lucky male animals...sorry that was a horrible thing to say....it's just who would ever allow these laws?? It's insane!
 
just had a thought... since bear brought up that its illegal to be in any other position than Missonary, how would they know??? a peeping tom catches them doing it in the wrong position and runs to the police?! lol, what is the world coming to...
 
Oh my god well that made my day having a good chuckle at other countries bizzare sex laws, the one about having sex with animals is a bit on the weird side though lol.
 
Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
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That might explain why 1 out of six men in Utah have admitted (in that sex report from the 50s or 60s) to have had sex with chickens 😛

(Now as soon as I wrote that down, I wasn't sure anymore that it was Utah. I picked it up from some QI episode, and I have no clue which one it would have been. So don't blame me if it turns out to be Colorado or Arizona or somewhere else around there)
 
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Edmund Blackadder
Kinsey did that report and was based in Indiana
itsxpaperdoll said:
That might explain why 1 out of six men in Utah have admitted to have had sex with chickens
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Oh, braaack me
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10. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
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I like this one.
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On the subject of bizarre sex laws, just last week I was censored on this site for making a very cloaked reference to masturbation. My post was deleted. No big but it seems that the material on this thread covers a lot of more graphic concepts than taking justice into your own hand(s). What's that all about? I mean sex with chickens and sheep? And my post gets deleted? Don't hand that to me. (pun intended)

Uncle Rory
 
Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
i concur
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