Blondes vs Brunettes - the never ending war

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We've all heard the sterotype's and dirty jokes about blonde girls (maybe guys too, but I haven't heard any). We've all heard steotype's about brunette girls too. Needless to say, there is always something going on between the groups. Something funny happened today, and I laughed really hard when I noticed.

During 10th period (Mr. Kearn - Science Interactions) my friend Victoria (who's a softmore) came to visit me in that class. So, I got outta my seat and yelled "VICTORIA!" and me and my friend (Kevin) ran up and hugged her. There was this one girl there, but she never moved... or breathed either...
Anyway, we went to this one lab table and started talking. Then 6 of blonde girls turned around. Victoria waved to them and was like "Hi!" Then they all started yelling at her. It was really weird because 3 of the girls that were yelling were my friends. But then this one girl (also named Victoria) was saying how she's gunna kick her ass. Now, my friend Victoria is 6'1' and 150 pounds, and the other Victoria was 4'7 and 60 pounds. Anyone can tell who would win?
Anyway, again, Victoria left and then the 'evil' Victoria was giving me attitude because I was talking to Megan (one of the blonde girls. I've known her since kindergarten. She's really nice). So, I told the 'evil' Victoria that she "needs to shut the **** up before I slap the ugly out of her". Then she got all quiet and walked away.
Then I went and sat back with my friends and this one girl (Dana), started laughing and was like "that was ironic" and I asked her what. To which she replied "you guys were brunette, they were blonde." It was kinda ironic when you're in high school and you always hear things about 'the other side'.

I'm not saying anything bad about the blonde people, or the brunette people. I just thought it was funny.

Anyone else got any weird stories like that?
 
I call the 'evil' Victoria a poodle. She's so small, but she thinks she's all tough.

I forgot to mention that 3 of the blonde's (the ones that are my friend) apologyzed after they were away from 'the evil one'.
 
She is! She even wears her head all fluffy and these white clothes. It's the funniest thing. You got this half a person telling you she's going to kick your ass, and it's so hard not to laugh while she's yelling.

PS: How is virtualslayer doing? I WANT TO READ! THE SUSPENSE IS MAKING ME .... have .... tramatic .... stuff....
 
LOL!..bout the clothes thing on 'poodle' oh Virtualslayer is doing great we start airing in January!
 
I know, but... I want them now 🙁 Oh, and I love that you added that girl from Popular. I always wanted to do something like you are, but, the people I chose were unreliable and messed it up.
 
oh,sorry it got messed up!you should give Allycat a lot of praise cos he's worked SO hard on this project!
 
Ok, I'm gunna send him a PM, lol. You already know what I think of the project, LoL. I signed the guest book and I'm signing up for the message board... and god this is all really offtopic lol.
 
lol!its cool you've joined the message board,Allycat will be v.happy when he hears that you like it,its nice to have people like your material...
 
Well, I'm still waiting for it to send me the email with my password... It's been like 10 minutes... Make it hurry 🙁 lol
 
Haha. I found out why. Due to situations that you might have read on my "break ups" thread, I have it as block all unknown email senders. so, thats probably why i didnt get it... what do i do?
 
ummm,if your on Hotmail,go on to options and you can probably change it...
 
Nevermind, I fixed it. I am a smart one! I even posted... I hope I don't get beat with a shovel or something...

I think we should get back on topic, just so someone doesn't... well... beat me with a shovel or somthing...

Ok, so, I used to dye the tips of my hair blonde during the summer. And... ironically, I did have more fun during the summer...
 
I cant tell if I'm blonde or brunette. I had blonde hair until fifth grade when it started getting a little browner, then the next year it got blonde again, the next year darker, then in 8th grade I colored my hair blonde. Last year I stopped coloring my hair, b/c I wanted to go brunette, but my roots are blonde. It's crazy.
 
I'm blonde but people are too afraid of me to tell me I'm a stupid blonde...It's also not helpful that most of them take homework from me😉
 
Yeah, people always copy off me, mostly blonde people, and people who are to lazy. I hate being generous.
 
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