Bon JourO Les Fancaise?

[Edmund Blackadder]

as you can see from the heading i cannot speaka the language, but i need help.
Is there someone out there fluent in both English and French that could help me with some translating....if yes, would you please PM me🙂

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Sounds like a job for...Frenchy Faith! 🙂 Sorry, I always wanted to do 50's radio serial intros...but seriously, I reckon Frenchy's your girl...

 

[Frenchy Faith]

Hahaha yeah... I'm fluent (I think?) in both language & I happen to be studying translation.... what would you want me to translate?