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So, this was brought up in another thread and I was actually just wondering if anybody else had pondered the sexes of the alphabet...
A-girl (a little refined but come on, she's a leader!)
B-guy (a good solid dude. Sweet and reliable...total pushover)
C-girl (so silly! But she packs a bite! Roumored to be dating T...)
D-guy (he enjoys cross dressing)
E-guy (Best friends with F. And often embarassed by that fact)
F-guy (hard to say...freaky fun! But kind of a nerd...SPAZ!)
G-girl (but with a little bit too much testoterone)
H-girl (Wondering why I is aways looking at her like that...)
I-guy (the silent observer...ok so he's a creepy stalker!)
J-guy (I think this guy is a little sly)
K-guy (a bit tortured. J is always trying to get him into trouble)
L-guy(he's nice. Good side to K...but really just wants to date him)
M-guy (best friends with N. Way serious...he's a total rocker!)
N-guy (pretty good with the chicks but he can be cold)
O-girl (but not why you would think)
P-girl (she's kind of a tomboy...but in a cute way)
Q-girl (but she'd kick your butt)
R-guy (he's very rugged and professional)
S-guy (he's open minded...but kin of a schizoid)
T-guy (he's a clown)
U-guy (doesn't get a lot of play...shhh...he's sensitive about it)
V-.....(yeah...um...hermaphrodite maybe?)
W-kinda questionable but I guess it would depend on it's usage...
X-guy (He's such a stud)
Y-guy (wishing he weren't stuck between two bad asses)
Z-guy (He and A met at a mixer in the Campbell soup isle and now have a long distance relationship thing going. She wants to break it off to see how things with her best friend B would go but Z is just too cool for school!)
 
LMFAO Rayne! Thanks for the fun!

That thread you mentioned from earlier...(or was it that quiz we took, I can't remember) I picked letter X! I'm so glad you made it a dude! LOL

Thanks for the smiles, Rayne! 🙂
 
LMFAO! That was so incredibly hilarious! You should do numbers next ... 😉
 
You asked for it...

1-guy (he's the lonliest number. Silent...brooding)
2-guy (A total Eddie Hascal. Very obnoxious)
3-guy (but the other numbers are not as convinced)
4-girl (She is a hard ass. The number of the dominatrix)
5-guy (The bouncer. He's quite helpful)
6-girl (Ah, the sweet girl next door...until she's had a few...)
7-guy (He is the casanova of the numbers..a distant cousin of Z)
8-girl (She's pretty boring...but others wonder)
9-girl (Lot's of fun but watch out when she forgets her Ritalin)😱
0-girl (One word...oracle. And often quite annoyed with 9)

(I would have kept going except then your just mixing them into all kinds of twisted relationships)

If any of you ponder the sexes of inanimate objects please feel free to share...😱
 
Telephone-girl (She's a bit of an eavesdropper and always in other people's business, watch out because she can fool many into thinking she's actually a dude)

Answering machine-girl (she's kinda boring, but always reliable-her and the telephone have that luv/hate sorta relationship)

Curling iron-guy(total bad ass, thinks that he calls the shots, especially the 1 1/2". I've heard that there has been some tension between him and the straightning iron, I think there's going to be a rumble next week at my place!)

Oooohhh...Rayne this is fun! Everybody should play! 🙂
 
Toaster - guy (thinks he's the ruler of all the kitchen appliences. Him and the microwave are constantly arguing over territory.)

Toothbrush - girl (very depressed. Constantly sulking in the shadows, and loves to be alone. I hear she writes poetry as well ...)

DVD player - guy (him and the television are the best of friends. They love to party together and go out drinking. But the VCR is really jealous of him. So now, the DVD player has to sleep with one eye open cause Mister VCR is very homocidal.)

This is fun ... 😀
 
LOL! I love you guys!

Toilet-guy...he's always talkin' crap! And always with his mouth full...he's so rude...

Bed side table-guy...VERY afraid of what's in his bottom drawer...

Refrigerator-girl...startin' to smell a little funky but she's always delightful...except when we run out of Coke...

Computer chair-guy- nice and very tollerant. But he silently suffers with EJ at the wheel...especially on chilly and onions night...*shudders* but on those nights I feel more sorry for toilet. Poor, poor guy...I can see why he's so unpleasent...
 
The blender-girl (she's into social mixers-a total fufu-she luv's everything fun and frisky! Don't let her fool you, she can blend a mean one too!)

The pencil sharpener-guy (likes to torture those who come to him for advice, but will leave you oddly satifisfied)

The can opener-girl (likes to bring up the non mentionables-don't tell her any secrets because they are bound to become public)
 
the bedside lamp - girl (one word can sum this girl up ... easy! She's been with countless objects ... I think she even cheated on the toaster oven with the ice dispencer.)

the computer - guy (such a nerd! He really needs to get life ...)

the radio - guy (he's what some people might call a 'player'. Ask any of the women he's been with and they'll tell you he was the perfect gentlemen. Basicly, a ladies' man.)
 
Shower head-guy...he's got the power! Um...yeah...😱

Pillow-guy...but the cases are girls...I like to make the bed...😛

Cigarette-guy...just think about it...he is popular, but SO bad! YES!

TV-girl- always warm and treats me like a best friend. She is very outgoing!
 
Reading lamp-guy (He's the smart type, keeps to himself and kinda quiet. Tells great stories though)

Microwave-guy(He's a sci-fi nerd-o type. You have to pass a test to become part of his group, I keep trying but always fail!)

Cheese grater-girl (She's a gal that knows how to have a lot of fun. She's not afraid to show her true colors. She's a bit "cheesy" at times but that is why we luv her so!)

Coffee Maker-guy (He's insane! That's about it. 🙂 ) If anybody else knows anything about this guy, feel free to share. I don't know quite what to make of him!
 
Originally posted by Chasity
Coffee Maker-guy (He's insane! That's about it. 🙂 ) If anybody else knows anything about this guy, feel free to share. I don't know quite what to make of him!
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Oh....*grits teeth*...he mocks me so...blowing caffinated bubbles at me to his twisted delight! Damn that brewing sadist!
 
Mirror - girl.. She's such a bitch! always putting you down and making you feel bad, if you let her, she'll give you a real complex.

Ceiling light - guy and such a pompus ass. Always trying to enlighten people, thinks he know's everything.

Washing machine - girl She's a real attention seeker. Always making noise and airing other people's dirty luandry.
 
Fondu pot-guy (He's very sophisticated, kind of a pretty boy. I did hear that he likes to collect statues of Christmas troll men...)

Litter box-girl (She's such a dirty girl with good intentions. Likes to be kept up on the latest scoop.)
 
LOL! I love the puns guys! This is beautiful...keep it up!

Coffe mug- guy- He tries to be warm and comforting but he can be awfully cold and bitter at times.

Lawn mower- girl- she's the hard ass military type. She likes things neat and orderly. She doesn't take kindly to trash or clutter and in a moment she can cut you down to size! YIKES!

Weed Wacker-guy- pretty much keeps to himself. And well, he likes to whack stuff...
 
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