Bot writes Harry Potter - 'He began to eat Hermione's family'

[EarthLogic]

At team at Botnik fed all seven Harry Potter books to a computer. It produced this gem of insanity.

Excerpt:
<<“He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family. Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.

‘If you two can’t clump happily, I’m going to get aggressive,’ confessed the reasonable Hermione.”>>

Funniest thing I've seen in weeks! 😀

There's an article in The Guardian newspaper, too.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.

That's awesome.

 

[EarthLogic]

It's called 'Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash'.

<<The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain.

'I think it's closed.' He noticed>>

<<'I think it's okay if you like me,' said one Death Eater.
'Thank you very much,' replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.

'Oh! Well done!' said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely>>

It's brilliant! Someone needs to make this movie!

 

[Blaze]

 

[Taake]

It's called 'Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash'.

<<The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain.

'I think it's closed.' He noticed>>

<<'I think it's okay if you like me,' said one Death Eater.
'Thank you very much,' replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.

'Oh! Well done!' said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely>>

It's brilliant! Someone needs to make this movie!

Cannibalism! Romance! Ron's Ron!

This really does need to be a movie, it's riveting 😀