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Breakthrough in white T-shirt technology made, promises no visible nipples
Finally, men can dress conservatively and not gross everyone out with their high-beams on.
As we have seen time and time again, the greatest threat to workplace tranquility is the male nipple. As gross as it is persistent, the male nipple refuses to stay hidden and, as a 2013 study suggests, disgusts 84 percent of people in a business environment.
But now the Seiso Shiro T Production Committee believes they have the answer: their self-titled Seiso Shiro T (Formal White T). Developed over the course of two years using state-of-the-art Japanese stitching techniques and high quality, pesticide-free cotton from Japan, the USA, Uganda, and India, it is the ultimate in nipple-obscuring technology.
Finally, men can dress conservatively and not gross everyone out with their high-beams on.
As we have seen time and time again, the greatest threat to workplace tranquility is the male nipple. As gross as it is persistent, the male nipple refuses to stay hidden and, as a 2013 study suggests, disgusts 84 percent of people in a business environment.
But now the Seiso Shiro T Production Committee believes they have the answer: their self-titled Seiso Shiro T (Formal White T). Developed over the course of two years using state-of-the-art Japanese stitching techniques and high quality, pesticide-free cotton from Japan, the USA, Uganda, and India, it is the ultimate in nipple-obscuring technology.
