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OK, we all love BTVS, right? That's a given.

Admit it though. Aren't there times when something flawed, or irritating, or nonsensical just reaches out from the episode and grabs on a raw nerve.

I offer this thread as a spot to unload that garbage from your soul, then go out onto the Buffyboards cleansed, and refreshed.

Stuff like:

* The latex on the demon part of Adam's makeup is not glued down properly and you can see the edges.

* If a vampire doesn't breath why would you try to torture one by drowning it.

* Marti Noxon should never have said there can only be one slayer, if that wasn't true.

* David Boreanaz is getting fat.

* Sarah Michelle Gellar needs a good meal.

* The original stunt woman for Buffy was so damned good, it was criminal to get rid of her.

* That guy in the rubber sharks head in Tabula Rasa looks stupid.

* And hey... if the Initiative was filled with cement, and burned to the ground, how come it's still there?

Admit it you've got a Buffy Bitca that irks you too. Everyone does. Post it here, and leave cleansed.
 
Ok, so how can a vampire blow cigarette smoke if they don't breathe?

Angel says he doesn't eat, but Spike likes those blooming onion things and buffalo wings...huh?

That big plant thingy that comes out of the Hellmouth first is really cheesy.

I'll think of some more later...
 
Well, they don't HAVE to eat or breathe but they can...I would...I'd smoke as much as I could too...why the hell not...😛

I don't know what exactly you're looking for but the only thing that pops to mind at the moment is Dawn...
First off...she's this big deal of a thing but we never see any real potential from her...I was hoping she would tap into some kind of ability other than the incessant whining that makes my head want to pop...
Second...is it just me or did she seem to be sucking personality traits and vocab from Buffy, Willow and Tara having absolutely NO real personality of her own?
Wow...I really do feel better...
 
in angel they never gave cordelia a proper send-off
they barely notice shes not there
it was never revealed how old faith was
in buffy the ubervamps werent as strong in chosen and they never explained why
 
Why did the writers ever create Kennedy?
How come they left so many questions unanswered in S7?
How come DB won't lose weight?
How come the networks won't let the eps in which DB has a good haircut air sooner?

I feel cleansed... for now...
 
Why was there a need to "Refresh" the shows with younger actors? I just thought they were a pain in the ass.

I hate DB's hair too

I think he's pudgy (nothing wrong with this, but all the same...)

I think DB should share his food with SMG

I think Buffy looked "trashy" in season five

I think Buffy's intelligence level was inconsistent

I think Buffy's strength level was inconsistent (excluding "helpless" of coarse)

I HATED "Superstar", that deamon was just plain dumb. It in no way paralleled Jonathan's impact.

I think I'm through

~Kindred
 
- How come so many questions weren't answered in season 7?
- How come they got rid of Kate?

Those are my main complaint, there aren't many others
 
okay let me try and answer these first of all

- why did they get rid of kate? because the actress was going to another show to be a regular'
- - How come so many questions weren't answered in season 7? because joss said in a interview because they had 2 prepare for the season finale some answers they couldnt give but not anything mayor
- Sarah Michelle Gellar needs a good meal - in an interview she said that she can eat about everything but she doesnt gain much weight some people have that
- Angel says he doesn't eat, but Spike likes those blooming onion things and buffalo wings...huh? well thats just spike hes different from angel spike is more modern with eating food and angel is like that.
- I think Buffy looked "trashy" in season five. what do you mean with trashy? he hair wasnt trashy her clothes werent trashy so what did u think was trashy?
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Ok here's one that's ALWAYS bothered me and so far no one's come up with a rational enough explanation:

In 'Earshot' (s3) how the f**k was Jonathan supposed to kill himself with a rifle? was he gonna hold it at arms length and shoot himself? bloody rediculous!
 
Originally posted by Kindred
I think DB should share his food with SMG
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Some of my perennial Buffyverse itches-that-can't-be-scratched:

"¢ What the hell is up with the Jockenstein from Some Assembly Required? He was supposed to have died when he was 18 (and to have been Cordelia's boyfriend), but the dude playing him is like 35 and has a receding hairline!

"¢ Why did they make Forrest such a knob-gobbling jerk? Very unlike the Buffy folks to leave a recurring secondary character so one-dimensional. Did anybody actually CARE when he got zombified by Adam and then wasted by Riley? Of course not, but I can't figure out why Riley was supposed to care, either.
 
the one thing that annoys me every time I watch 'The Gift' is when Xander htis glory and says 'Glorifed bricklayer picks up a spare.' This annoys me because I just think its a really cheesy thing to say and who is he saying it too? its a pointless line, theres noone around to hear it.

Also, I think the snake demon in Band Candy looks really stupid as it's way too obvious that its computer generated and Tara's obviously fake stutter annoys me too, I'm not a Tara fan but I wouldn't mind her if it didnt sound so forced.
 
Talking about snake demons.

Shadow ... now THAT was a lousy snake!

And one more thing:

Why the f-word, are all the action-sequences underlighted, can't they spare some of the budget to get proper lights on the set, so we can actually see wether there is fighting going on!!
 
Buffy,the Vampire Slayer:
Season one:
*the first ep,darla and buffy fighting...gosh,that's sucked
Season two
*buffy killing angel
Season three
*angel leaving buffy
Season four:
*one word:riley
Season five:
*dawn
Season six:
*buffy using spike,poor guy!
*xander leaving anya at the altar
*tara's death
*buffy's depresion
Season seven:
*not answering if that joyce was the real joyce
*not resolving the issues presented by Beljoxa's eye.
*kennedy
*not sayng who is buffy in love with
*spike's death
*not giving Anya the death scene she deserved
*concentrating on the Spike character to the point the other character's issues and changes were neglected
*not making the finale a 2 hour episode

Angel:
Season one:
*IWRY,...he soo shouldn't turn back the day
*doyle's death
Season two:
*what the hell was angel's reaction to buffy's death??
Season three:
*cordelia and angel(last ep)
*connor(not the sweet baby of course)
*groo
*waiting in the wings
*angel trying to kill wes
Season four:
*connor
*connor and cordelia
*cordelia
*angelus: only five eps??,why not more?

Real world
*smg and freddy prince junior,....sooo stupid..
*jamie bergman
*why not david/sarah?
*were they really dating?



<marquee>David isn't fat now!!!</marquee>
 
it was the first and not joyce, but joss should have explained it to us, without us having to look through interviews to find out
 
Originally posted by rene
it was the first and not joyce, but joss should have explained it to us, without us having to look through interviews to find out
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aha,...yeah,ya're right,he should have explained it
 
Whatever happened to Marcie Ross, little Miss Invisible? They left 'Out of Mind, Out of Sight' in such a cliff-hangery way that made you think that she'd be back sometime in a future plotline - maybe a mass group of invisible assassins. Not to mention Clea DuVall is a great actress.
 
i know she couidve came back in the ep gone and buffy and her could have a night out on the town
 
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