Buffy Amusement Park

[grrarg]

My cousin and I were talking on the phone last night, and an idea came to us that sounds like a dream.

A Buffy Theme Park.

Just think about it. It'd be your typical theme park, centered around downtown Sunnydale... you'd recognize all of the locations from the series... the Sun Cinema would play ALL Buffy, ALL the time. You could head over to Sunnydale High and go on the hell mouth ride, grab a bite at the Espresso Pump, and don't forget to stock up on souveniers at the Magic Shop.

If such a magical wonder did exist, what would it be like? What other rides and attractions would it have? Please be creative, I'm really excited to hear everyone's ideas and then read this later and druel and groan about how it will never come into fruition.

 

[Cohen]

It can have a Tower of Terror-type Hyperion Hotel ride.

 

[Blondie Bear]

In the school auditorium, they could have performances of "Once More With Feeling."

 

[itsxpaperdoll]

There'd definitely have to be some kind of Haunted House, maybe a Haunted Graveyard. Or the basement of Sunnydale High. With vampires, ghosts, demons..

And maybe Glory's tower would be a good place for a panorama, so you can see all around the parc. And with those coin operated telescope thingies to spy on people (sw)

 

[Revolver]

Just try not to get injured at the Buffy amusement park because of the evil amusement park lawyers at Wolfram & Hart.

 

[Tsquared]

Neat concept, kinda like what they're doing with the Harry Potter theme park. Well, I imagine the Bronze wouldn't change at all. That'd be cool, I'd so sneak in! 😀

 

[Aly Fan]

Lol, there could be a water chute thingy centred around the episode flooded...with pipes bursting and stuffs...oh i want a Buffy theme park now!! :lol2:

 

[WannaBlessedBe]

I totally want a bungee jump off of Glory's tower. Who among us wouldn't want to jump just like Buffy did? Dream come true!

 

[Crazy Flakes]

Okay, I need to go to this amusement park, like, yesterday.

Also, I think a game that's sort of like laser tag would be awesome. Except instead of lasers, there would be plastic stakes, and you'd have to find people and stake their vests. Or maybe the lasers could just look like crossbows. If that doesn't work, they could always just have a vampire staking game like the one Buffy played in Restless (you know, where you throw a ball at the cardboard guy that yells, "I am a vampire!")

Oh, also, dueling roller coasters, one called Spike and one called Angel. 'Cause we'd all love to ride Spike and Angel (sw).

 

[WannaBlessedBe]

Here is a sideshow idea...

I would NEVER leave that attraction!

 

[WannaBlessedBe]

I totally want a bungee jump off of Glory's tower. Who among us wouldn't want to jump just like Buffy did? Dream come true!

So upon further thought I have decided that there would have to be a camera set up to record you making this jump. Much in the way that they take your picture when you are on a roller coaster. But this would be filmed and the special effects from The Gift could be added in just the right spots... so you would have the option to buy it later... who wouldn't buy a copy of that? I know I would!

 

[IDoDoodle]

Oh and they could have a maze that would be the infamous Sunnydale sewer system. Try navigating your way through those without getting lost, or running into a demon.

 

[Fusions2]

They could also rebuild that tower and make it in to one of those drop ride roller coasters where you sit round it and it takes you to the top and you suddenly drop when you least expect it. That would be so awesome especially combined itsxpaperdoll idea of bungeeing off of it.

 

[Big Damn Hero]

Oh my god I love this idea.

There would have to be a doublemeat palace. And you can buy "blood" drinks (lots of different flavours but all coloured red).

A photo-booth where you get your picture taken and it digitally works out your vamp face.

Every single lift would be like the one in angel's apartment in Series 1.



When I make my first billion the first thing I'm doing is opening this!!

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I'd just have have life size replicas of Willow, Buffy, Faith, Giles, Wesley, Angel, Fred, Gunn, Xander, Spike and Tara.

You know I already have the slogan for the park

'Gotta ride em all'

 

[itsxpaperdoll]

'Gotta ride em all'

.. Or just get your photograph taken with them.


Also, the Master's underground church would have to be somewhere, underground. And then the road to it would be like a cool udnerground ride.

 

[Fusions2]

Also, the Master's underground church would have to be somewhere, underground. And then the road to it would be like a cool udnerground ride.

You could have it so the ride underground is like one of those rollercoasters in complete darkness like The Blackhole? That would be awesome.

There should so be a simulated earthquake room to have typical Sunnydale Apocalypse foreshadows.

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

Wow, awesome idea grrarg!!! Everyone's idea are rad.

What about a haunted frat house replica like the one in Halloween?

 

[Big Damn Hero]

Instead of having a disney-like castle at the entrance, there should be wolfram and hart.

The white room could be like a kids play zone. Lots of white ball-pools & slides and stuff, but all white.

Another floor could be restaurants, and instead of eating booths like you get in fast food places, you have office booths where you eat instead.

 

[Aly Fan]

What about dodgems...half the cars can be police cars and the other can be Dark Willow...like in two to go when she uses the Lorry to hit the Police car with Andrew and Jonathan in it 🙂