(They arrive in Nashville)
Xander: Hey there's my girl Patsy Cline!
Willow: Martina
(They go in the Opryland hotel to stay the night)
Willow: Maybe we'll meet some singers here
(Xander drools as he sees Dolly Parton's poster)
Dawn: Oh man, shes too old for you Xander
Kennedy: He likes older women
Willow: I guess so
Buffy: Anya was older
(Willow playfully hits Xander, he snaps out of it)
Xander: Oh sorry. Dolly is hot!
(Martina Mcbride walks in and sees a group of kids)
Martina: Hey guys, you new here?
Buffy: Yeah, we moved from Sunnydale but it was swallowed by an earthquake
Martina: That's strange, never heard of that
Dawn: The hellmouth swallowed it
Martina: Interesting. Anyway welcome to Nashville
Buffy: Thanks. I'm Buffy
Dawn: I'm Dawn
Xander: I'm the Xan-man, Xander
Martina: You must be a funny guy
Xander: Yeah I'm the goofball of the group
(They laugh)
Willow: I'm Willow and this is my girlfriend Kennedy
Kennedy: Hi.
Martina: Nice to meet you all.
Buffy: You too
Martina: I'll get rooms for you
Buffy: Thanks
(Martina gets them a room with 3 beds, they all go to their room)
Xander: Thanks Martina.
Martina: No problem. I'll get you guys in the morning and we can go to the Country music Hall of Fame
Willow: Cool!
(Martina leaves as they hit the bed)
Kennedy: Its a cool place here
Willow: Yeah
Dawn: I hope we dont get interrupped tonight
Buffy: Don't jinx it!
Willow: I'm tired
(They fall asleep. Next morning, Martina is knocking on the door, Buffy answers it)
Buffy: Hey Martina.
Martina: I'm ready when you all are
Buffy: Ok.
(They get up and get dressed and get on Martina's bus. They arrive at the Country Music Hall of Fame)
Martina: Here we are
Willow: Its a big place
Kennedy: Yeah. I'm a fan of Vince Gill.
Xander: I didn't know you liked country music Kennedy.
Kennedy: I was for a while
Willow: Tara was a country fan too, but she was killed a year ago
Martina: Oh I'm so sorry, was she your other friend?
Willow: Yeah. I got so mad I about destroyed the world, but my friend Xander saved me
Xander: She was ticked off
Martina: I cant blame you for being mad
Willow: Thanks
Buffy: We had alot of rough times.
Martina: I'm glad you all are ok after that earthquake
Dawn: Thanks
Xander: Dolly Parton is cute
Martina: You're a guy I figured as much
(They laugh)
Martina: Would you guys like to see the Opry?
Willow: Sure
Martina: Great.
(They all are at the Opry stage. Xander and Willow sing "I Will Always Love You")
Buffy: They make a great singing duo.
Martina: Yeah. They are pretty good friends I would say
Buffy: They've been friends since they were little
Martina: Wow, that's cool
(Xander and Willow are done then they hug)
Kennedy: That's so cool.
Dawn: Yeah,
Martina: I'm gonna be singing here tonight, would you all like to sing with me?
Buffy: Sure
(They all are singing "This One's For The Girls" along with Carolyn Dawn Johnson and Martina's two girls. Kennedy and Willow are playing air guitar. Xander has a blonde wig on, they laugh. Suddenl;y as the song ends, an earthquake shakes everything)
Xander: What is going on?
Buffy: I hope this is just an earthquake
(The earthquake stops, everyone is screaming. Buffy comes to the mic)
Buffy: Everyone calm down, its just a shake, I'm sure everything is fine
(The Scoobie gang, Martina and Carolyn go to Buffy's room)
Carolyn: You guys sang good
Buffy: Thanks Carolyn
Carolyn: Im sorry to rush off, but I have to go, nice meeting you all
Dawn: Thanks bye
(Carolyn leaves)
Kennedy: She's sweet
Xander: Yeah is she single?
Martina: No she got married this past winter
Xander: Darn
Willow: Sorry Xan-man
(They all laugh. Delaney and Emma come in)
Martina: Hey girls where is daddy?
Delaney: We can't find him
Xander: We'll find him
Willow: I can do a location spell
Buffy: Go for it
(They all stand back as Willow concentrates where John is. Willow opens her eyes real quick and gets up looking worried)
Willow: Buffy, you Xander and Dawn Follow me, Kennedy you stay here and protect them)
Kennedy: Gotcha
(Buffy Dawn and Xander follows Willow. Kennedy sees them with worried faces)
Kennedy: Don't worry, I'm sure he will be fine. They are great fighters.
Martina: Good. Is Willow a witch?
Kennedy: Yes. Buffy is a vampire slayer.
Martina: Wow that's weird, I never heard of that
Kennedy: Don't worry, I'm sure he will be back in one piece
Martina: Thanks Kennedy
(Emma and Delaney run to Kennedy and playfully knocks her over. They laugh)
Kennedy: They're spoiled I bet
Martina: They sure are
(Emma and Delaney calls Kennedy cousin Kennedy)
Kennedy: You two are so cute
(The girls laugh)
Martina: Ok you two, settle down
Kennedy: Its okay. I have a niece.
Martina: Ok.
Emma: Is Willow your sister?
Kennedy: Yes we are
(Martina smiles)
Delaney: Cool
Kennedy: We're just real close sisters
Delaney: Cool
(Emma and Delaney hug)
Kennedy: Yep like that
Martina: Now I'm getting worried.
Kennedy: Oh about John? Maybe we can try to call Buffy's cell. But if she and the rest are in the fight with the vampires, I hate to distract her.
Martina: Yeah you're right
(Kennedy gets up and sits next to Martina)
Kennedy: Trust me, They know what they're doing
Martina: Ok, thanks
(Emma and Delaney hops on Martina and Kennedy's laps. They all laugh. Xander Buffy Dawn and Willow are back with John)
Martina: John hey, are you ok?
John: Yeah
Xander: Yeah he'll be ok. We rushed him to the hospital just to be sure he was ok, hes fine
Martina: Thanks guys
Kennedy: I told you he would be ok.
Martina: Thanks Kennedy
(Kennedy gets up so John can sit with Martina. They hug and kiss)
Emma and Delaney: Eww
(They all laugh)
Martina: Are you all ok?
Buffy: Yes. We just had to fight a few vampires
Martina: How do you kill them incase we get attcked?
Xander: A wooden stake.
Martina: Thanks
John: We better get back home
Martina: You sure you're ok to drive?
John: Yeah
Martina: Bye guys, thanks again
(Delaney and Emma hug Buffy Dawn Willow Xander and Kennedy. John Martina and the girls leaves)
Kennedy: The girls are sweet
Willow: They seem to be
Kennedy: They called me their cousin
Willow: That's sweet. You have a niece right?
Kennedy: Yeah. She's sweet.
Dawn: The lovely couple
Willow(teasingly): Dawnie!
(They laugh)
Buffy: I'm tired
(They all yawn and hop into bed. Willow and Kennedy are in one bed, Xander is in one, and Buffy and Dawn are in the 3rd bed. In Carolyn's room, she's doing a magic spell, but she brings a girl to life, Tara)
Carolyn: Oh that wasn't supposed to happen
Tara: Where am I?
Carolyn: Appearantely, I brought you back to life.
Tara: Where's Willow?
Carolyn: Oh she's next door with her friends, I'll take you to her.
Tara: Thanks
(Carolyn takes Tara to the room Willow and her friends are. Carolyn knocks on the door. Willow hears in and she answers it. Her jaw drops as she sees Tara)
Willow: Tara?
Carolyn: I should've told you, I'm a witch, and I brought your friend Tara back
Tara: Hey Will
(Willow and Tara smile then they hug)
Tara: Thanks Carolyn!
Carolyn: Oh no problem.
Willow: Buffy!
(Buffy awakes, and is shocked to see Tara standing next to Willow)
Buffy: Tara you're--but how--whoa
Carolyn: I have magical powers, and I was trying to do a spell and I brought Tara back
Willow: Thanks Carolyn
(Willow hugs Carolyn tightly)
Carolyn: Air!
(Willow lets go, Carolyn coughs)
Carolyn: You're very welcome
Buffy: Carolyn is a witch?
Carolyn: Yep, shocking but true
Tara: Will, who is the girl that is behind you?
(Willow turns around and sees Kennedy)
Willow: Oh this is my new girlfriend Kennedy, Kennedy this is Tara
Kennedy: Hey Tara, glad you're back
Tara: Thanks
Xander: Im afraid its gonna turn into a catfight
Buffy: Oh they won't
Kennedy: I can sleep on the floor if you two want to use the bed
Carolyn: Oh, I gotta go its getting late. See ya
Willow: Ok bye Carolyn, thanks again
Carolyn: No problem Will
(Carolyn smiles at them and leaves)
Carolyn: Oh god, I just hope they don't have a fight
(Carolyn walks out of the hallway. Willow and Tara take the bed. Kennedy is sleeping on the couch. Xander sees her struggling to get comfy)
Xander: Kennedy, you can sleep with me, it'll be much more comfortable
Kennedy: I'm fine Xander thanks
Xander: Ok night
(Next morning. Tara and Willow are holding each other. Buffy and Dawn sees them)
Buffy: This is so sweet
Dawn: Carolyn is a sweet gal
Buffy: Yeah.
(Dawn glances over and sees Kennedy in bed with Xander, her jaw drops and she tugs on Buffy's hand)
Buffy: Oh my god.
Dawn: She's a bi
Buffy: Shh, Xander might've let her sleep with him.
Dawn: Ok, I just don't want Willow to get upset
Buffy: True
(Kennedy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Tara and Willow wake up and see Dawn and Buffy standing there)
Tara: Hey guys
Dawn: Carolyn is a cool witch
Kennedy from the bathroom: Thats her secret!
(They laugh)
Buffy: I'm sure her fans will be shocked
Dawn: Yeah, think what she could do to make herself win awards
Willow: She could
Tara: That would be cool
(Xander gets up and puts his sweat clothes on)
Xander: Hey.
Willow: Hey Xander
Part 2
(Knock on the door, Buffy answers it, its Carolyn)
Buffy: Hey what's new?
Carolyn: Nothing. How was Tara and Willow? I mean was there any problems?
Buffy: No, Kennedy was fine with it.
Carolyn: Thats good.
(Xander grabs Kennedy and kisses her, she makes a funny face. Carolyn laughs)
Buffy: Xander sure is wild this morning
Carolyn: I think Kennedy put a spell on him
Kennedy: No I didnt
Willow: They'll be a cute couple
Tara: Yeah
Carolyn: I see Tara and Willow are ok
(Buffy and Carolyn giggle)
Buffy: Yeah
Willow: I hear you two giggling
Buffy: What? We're just happy for you
Tara: Thanks
(Willow and Tara kiss.)
Carolyn: They sure did miss each other
Buffy: Yep
Carolyn: I'll be back later with some gifts for you all
Buffy: Oh that will be great!
Carolyn: bye guys
(They all say bye to Carolyn as she leaves)
Xander: Dang I wish she was single
Buffy: Dream on
Tara: She is cute
Willow: Yeah she is
Buffy: Oh boy
(They all laugh)
Dawn: Carolyn is pretty cool
PART 3
(Tara and Willow are on the couch next to each other laughing)
Tara: I missed you so much
Willow: I did too.
Tara: Nashville is a nice town
Willow: Yeah it is. Xander is in love with Dolly Parton
(They giggle)
Tara: He's a womanizer
Willow: Yep.
(Tara and Willow kiss. There's a knock on the door, Buffy answers it its Carolyn with a big basket full of stuff)
Buffy: Oh hey Carolyn come in
Carolyn: Thanks
(Carolyn sets the basket on the floor. She gives everyone a t-shirt of her, her new "Dress Rehearsal" cd, CDJ hat, and a guitar with her name on it)
Willow: Oh thanks Carolyn
Buffy: Hey the CDJ Scoobie Camp!
Xander: Yeah!
Dawn: Thanks Carolyn!
Carolyn: I'm glad you all like it
Kennedy: Carolyn spoils us
(They all laugh)
Carolyn: If you all want you can ride on my bus to my next tour town
Buffy: That would be fun!
Xander: Yeah.
(They all have their CDJ gear on and hop on Carolyn's bus. Carolyn sings "I'll Let You Go". They sing along)
Buffy: Wow that was sad
Dawn: It reminds me of mom
Buffy: She died a few years ago
Carolyn: Oh I'm so sorry
Buffy: Thanks. Will and Tara were there and so was Xander
Carolyn: That's good you all were together and supported each other. I'll sing Simple Life
(The band starts Simple Life, Carolyn sings Simple Life. Xander and Kennedy dances, shaking bus)
Carolyn: You guys are having way too much fun
(They laugh. Xander grabs Kennedy and kisses her again, Tara and Willow laugh)
Carolyn: Xander must be lonely
Willow: Yeah maybe
(The bus starts going faster and faster, every one's falling over. Buffy runs to the front of the bus)
Buffy: What's going on?
Driver: Apperantely, these guys on horses are chasing us
Buffy: Ok. Park it and I'll take care of them
(The bus stops, but the bad guys attack and break in. Carolyn grabs the sword and stabs the guy who almost attacks her.)
Carolyn: Bullseye!
Kennedy: Look out!
(The other guy knocks her on the ground, Kennedy kung-fu fights the guy, grabs the sword and stabs him. Xander and Dawn carries Carolyn to safety. Buffy, Tara and Willow help out till all the bad guys are gone)
Dawn: Is she ok?
Xander: Yeah she got knocked out
(Kennedy runs to Carolyn)
Kennedy: Im so sorry
Xander: Calm down, she'll be ok
(Carolyn awakes.)
Kennedy: Oh thank god, Carolyn, are you ok?
Carolyn: Yeah, what happened?
Kennedy: You got knocked out.
Carolyn: Ow, my head
Xander: Maybe you better rest tonight
Dawn: Yeah, I'll stay here with you
Carolyn: Thanks guys
Willow: Is she ok?
Kennedy: Yes she's fine
(Xander helps Carolyn up, she is ok. Kennedy hugs her)
Carolyn: Kennedy its ok, I'm fine.
Kennedy: I know.
Carolyn: Just be thankful it wasnt anything worse
Kennedy: That's true
(Carolyn gets her guitar and sings "Life As We Know it". Willow and Tara dance, Kennedy and Xander dance as she sings it)
Buffy: Her band members are gonna get it if they keeping laughing
Dawn: They're immature
Buffy: Yep. Will and Tara are the best couple
Dawn: That was sweet to do that song
Carolyn: Thanks
(Carolyn playfully slaps the guys to get them to quit laughing)
Carolyn: Hush you guys
Willow: Dont make us send the Gentlemen on you
Buffy: Oh boy she's mad
Carolyn: Who are they?
Buffy: Nevermind. We already got rid of them
Tara: Yeah, Buffy did it
Buffy: Willow's our buddy
Willow: Thanks Buffy
(They all hug on Willow. They laugh)
Willow: Its love on Willow day
Carolyn: Yeah
(They all get up. Tara and Carolyn sing "Head over High Heels")
Buffy: They're a great duet
Dawn: Yes they are
(Few days later they're back to Nashville. They're at the Bluebird Cafe. Xander is singing "Hot Mama")
Willow: He's a mini Trace Adkins
Kennedy: Yep.
Tara: He's great
(Xander is done, the crowd applauds)
Xander: Thank you
(Buffy comes onstage and takes the mic)
Buffy: One more time for Xander Harris!
(The crowd cheers)
Buffy: Me and a group of friends, Xander is one of them met up with Carolyn Dawn. She calls us the CDJ Scoobie Camp. Here she is, our owner, Carolyn Dawn Johnson!!!
(Carolyn comes out. She sings a few songs)
Willow: She is awsome.
Carolyn: This is a song I want to dedicate to all the couples here, "Life As We Know it"
(Willow and Tara smile as the song starts)
Buffy: She is so sweet
Xander: She sure is
(Kennedy and Xander kiss, the crowd sees them and giggles. The couples all start dancing, including Willow and Tara. The song ends. "Simple Life" starts)
Buffy: Hey a rocking song!
(They all dance. The song ends)
Willow: She's great
(A couple guys give flowers to Carolyn)
Tara: She's got a few secret admirers
Buffy: Looks like it
Willow: A few older guys too
Xander: Relax, I'm sure its just her big fans
Tara: Young fans too.
Willow: We're the Scoobie Camp
Dawn: She sure does love her fans
(Carolyn gets off stage and signs autographs. She sees Buffy and the gang and waves at them)
Buffy: She knows we're here
Dawn: She's awsome
(Carolyn coimes to Buffy and the rest)
Willow: Hey Carolyn hows your night so far?
Carolyn: Its great so far. Willow, you and Tara are a special couple
Tara: Thanks Carolyn
(Willow and Tara hug Carolyn at the same time)
Carolyn: Thanks
Willow: You're welcome
PART 4
(Willow and Tara awake the next morning before everyone else does. They giggle and talk)
Tara: Will, we should do something for Carolyn
Willow: Yeah. She sure is cool
Tara: Maybe a doll with red hair that looks like you
Willow: Willow baby?
Tara: That would be our baby
Willow: Haha, That would freak our friends out
(They laugh, then they kiss. Buffy and Dawn wakes up, they see Tara and Willow kiss)
Dawn: Wow their love is just great
Buffy: Yeah
Tara: We should get her something
Willow: I agree
Tara: A magic book
Willow: That would be nice
(Tara and Willow get dressed. They arrive at the "Magic Shop")
Willow: This looks like the same place in Sunnydale
Tara: Yeah it does. We arent in an illusion are we?
Willow: Im sure its just a coincidence
Tara: Probably
(Willow and Tara look around for the perfect magic book for Carolyn. Tara finds one)
Tara: Here's one
(Willow walks to Tara)
Willow: Yeah that's great
(They go to the cash register to pay for it. After they pay, they leave and wraps it up. Buffy comes in)
Buffy: Hey you two, who's that for?
Willow: For Carolyn
Buffy: Cool.
Tara: She's a witch, so we thought she could use it.
Buffy teasingly: Its not dark magic is it?
Willow: No, its good magic
Buffy: Ok. I just don't want you two to get in trouble
Willow: Thanks Buffy
(They all hug. Carolyn comes in)
Willow: Hey Carolyn
Carolyn: Hey, how are you?
Tara: Good. We got something for you
Carolyn: Oh that's sweet
(Willow hands Carolyn her present. Carolyn opens it, she sees its a magic book)
Carolyn: Oh thanks girls.
Willow: You're welcome
Tara: Just an advice, just becareful with it
Carolyn: Thanks Tara.
Buffy: Willow learned the hard way
Willow: Dont rub it in
Carolyn: I will definately becareful.
Buffy: Good
Carolyn: Im sorry to rush off but I gotta go to a sound check. I'll be back in a few days
Willow: Ok, have fun
Carolyn: Thanks bye
(Carolyn leaves)
Willow: She is so cool
Buffy: Yeah. Have you seen Kennedy and Xander?
Tara: No, why?
Buffy: THey havent been here since yesterday
Willow: Oh geez, I hope they arent--
(Willow runs to the bathroom)
Tara: Me neither
Buffy: Oh my god
Tara: We better find them
(Willow comes out)
Willow: Before he gets her pregnant!
Buffy: Dont jump to conclusions, Do a location spell
Willow: Ok.
(Willow and Tara try to locate where Xander and Kennedy are, they seem to know where they are, they run out and Buffy follows. They arrive where Kennedy and Xander are, they kiss, Willow gets sick and goes behind a tree)
Buffy: What the hell is going on?!
Xander: We're together now
Tara: Xander you're supposed to be Will's friend, and Kennedy is a---ugh!
(Tara goes behind the tree where Willow is)
Buffy: You two get up now!
(Xander and Kennedy get up)
Buffy: What on earth made you do this?
Kennedy: We just fell in love
Xander: I know this is a shock to everyone.
Buffy: Oh man, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. Willow didnt get Tara back so you can do it, Tara was brought to Willow for their love. How dare you two try to mess it up?! Will, Tara come on.
(Buffy, Willow and Tara go back to the apartment)
Buffy: I'm sorry you guys had to see that
Willow: Its ok, we dont need them anyway
Tara: Agreed
Willow: Damn Xander
Tara: Calm down, you got me
(Willow smiles at Tara)
Willow: Thanks Tara
(They kiss.)
Buffy: Least you two are together again.
Willow: True
Tara: I hope Carolyn likes her book
Willow: Im sure she did
(Xander and Kennedy come in)
Xander: Hey guys. Im so sorry about what happened there.
Kennedy: Will, I didn't mean to hurt you and embarrass you in front of Tara and Buffy
Willow: Its ok, I still am mad, but I know you're sorry
Xander: I'm so sorry too. I don't know what happened there, I'm afraid we're in love
(Willow faints, Tara drops to her side)
Tara: Will, Will?
Buffy: That's some bombshell
Kennedy: I don't know why we fell in love
(Willow wakes up after Tara was patting her face)
Tara: Are you ok?
Willow: I'm fine, but I dont know if I'll get over the shock of this
Xander: Will, I'm sorry about this
Willow: Its ok. I'm with Tara now, so its ok.
(Kennedy and Xander leaves)
Tara: Buffy, would you help us adopt a child?
Buffy: You guys want a kid? That's great.
Willow: Yeah. It would be cool
Buffy: How about Dawn?
(They laugh)
Willow: She thinks I'm like an aunt
Buffy: That's sweet.
(Dawn comes in)
Willow: Hey Dawnie
Dawn: Hey Willow
(They hug)
Willow: How was school?
Dawn: It was good. Where are Xander and Kennedy?
Tara: They're in love, you dont want to know the rest
Dawn: Oh gotcha
Willow: Its ok, I'll get over it
Buffy: Have you made any friends at school here?
Dawn: Yeah, a couple. They're nice
Buffy: Cool
Willow: I wish I was younger
Tara: Me too
Buffy: Will, you were a geek when you were younger
Willow: Weren't we all?
(They laugh. Dawn hugs Willow again but they fall over and they laugh)
Tara: You two are silly together
Buffy: Willow's her second sister
Tara: That's cool
(Willow and Dawn get up they hug each other)
Tara(jokingly): Hey where's my hug?
(Willow hugs Tara, they giggle then kiss)
Dawn: You two crack me up haha.
Tara: We know that.
(Willow grabs Dawn and tickles her, Dawn laughs hard)
Dawn: Hey quit it.
(Willow stops, then Dawn tickles Willow)
Willow: Hey no fair
(Tara turns the TV on to CMT, she sees Kennedy on Martina's video for "Love's the Only House")
Tara: Guys? Is that Kennedy?
Willow: Yeah it is Kennedy. What is she doing pregnant?
Buffy: It was an old video
Dawn: Oh, so that's what she was hiding
Tara: She had a baby and gave her or him up
Willow: I hope Xander doesnt find out.
PART 5
(Kennedy comes in, she sees her in the video for Martina. Then everyone looks at her)
Willow: I think you have something to say.
Kennedy: Oh that baby was not real. It was a fake belly I had on
(Everyone sighs in relief)
Buffy: For a minute there we thought you had a baby.
Kennedy: No, of course not. It was nice making the video with Martina. She was real sweet.
Willow: I bet. How come she didn't recognize you?
Kennedy: Shes made a bunch of videos, she cant remember everyone, It would be hard to do that.
Tara: True.
Dawn: Kennedy's love struck on Martina
Kennedy: No I wasnt
(They all laugh)
Kennedy: Shes a sweet person
Willow: Yeah she is
(Xander comes in)
Kennedy: Hey Xander
Xander: Hey
(Kennedy and Xander kiss)
Kennedy: How was work?
Xander: Good.
Kennedy: Good
Xander: Hey I saw Martina's video yesterday about Loves the Only House, was that you pregnant?
Kennedy: Yes that was me, but the pregnancy wasnt real.
Xander: Oh ok.
Kennedy: I would've told you all if I had a baby that I gave up.
Xander: Ok.
(Xander and Kennedy hug then kiss)
Willow: That is sweet, them two together
Tara: Yeah, Like us.
(Tara and Willow join hands)
Willow: We should all get a house here.
Buffy: It would be nice
Dawn: Yeah
(There's a knock on the door, Giles comes in when Buffy answers it)
Willow: Hey Giles.
Giles: Hey guys. I have great news, I bought a house for you all, its very close to the Opry.
Buffy: Oh that's great!!!
Willlow; Thanks Giles!
Xander: This is awsome
Giles: Hey Tara welcome back
Tara: Thanks
Willow: This country singer Carolyn Dawn Johnson is a witch, and she brought Tara back
Giles: That's great.
Tara: Yeah, she's our buddy
Giles: That's good. Let me take you all to the house
Buffy: Great!
(They all go with Giles to their new house, they love it)
Buffy: Wow its great!
Dawn: Its big
Willow: I pick the first bedroom
(Willow and Tara run to a bedroom)
Buffy: Hey no fair
(Buffy and Dawn run after them)
Kennedy: Xander, what do you say we ride around?
Xander: Sure.
Giles: You two have fun
(Kennedy and Xander leave. We hear laughing from Tara Willow Dawn and Buffy in Willow's room)
Willow: We got it first
Buffy: Ok, we'll be next door
Dawn: You two have fun
Tara: Ok.
(Buffy and Dawn leave, they blow kisses at Tara and Willow)
Willow: This is more comfy here
Tara: Yes it is
(They kiss and giggle. We fade to Buffy and Dawn's room, they each have a bed.)
Dawn: Giles is sweet to get us a house
Buffy: Yeah he was
(Dawn and Buffy hear a crash at the front door, All for girls run downstairs, its Glory)
Glory: Surprise
Buffy: I thought Giles killed Ben
Glory: It slowed me down for a while, but you cant stop me
Dawn: Damn, we can never get away from hell
Willow: Calm down
(Willow's eyes turn black, She does a witch-fu and sends Glory flying out the door. Kennedy and Xander come in)
Kennedy: Who was that?
Buffy: God
Kennedy: Huh?
Xander: Glory was an evil Goddess, I thought we got rid of her?
Tara: Apperantely not
Glory: That didnt hurt me Willie
(Willow runs after Glory, Tara and Kennedy hold her back)
Kennedy: Calm down, I'll deal with her
(Kennedy gets a sword and tries to chop Glory but Glory is too fast)
Glory: Too slow.
(Kennedy rams the sword into Glory's stomach, she falls down)
Glory: Not good enough
Dawn: We better run
Glory: How can I forget the KEY?
Willow: You're not taking her this time!
(Willow does a shocking power so strong it burns her body but she's still living)
Kennedy: Oh go Willow!
Glory: You better watch your girlfriend Tara
(Buffy is behind Glory and chops her head off)
Willow: I hope that did it
Kennedy: Ouch. That's gotta hurt
(Kennedy kicks the head out the door, almost hitting Martina coming in)
Kennedy: Oh Martina, I didnt know you were there
Martina: Its ok. Is everything ok?
Kennedy: We hope so
Martina: Hey you're the flirt girl in my video
Kennedy: I was not
Martina: Its ok, I thought you looked fimiliar
Kennedy: Thanks. That fake belly was heavy
(They all laugh. Dawn gets a balloon and sticks it on Kennedy's stomach)
Kennedy: Hey you
(Kennedy throws the balloon at Dawn. Willow gets the balloon and puts it under her shirt and mocks Kennedy, they laugh)
Tara: You're a mom already
Willow: Yep, Wait that means you're a dad
(They laugh)
Buffy: You guys are silly
Martina: Too much belly jokes
(They laugh. Tara touches Willow's fake belly and they kiss)
Xander: Hey there's my girl Patsy Cline!
Willow: Martina
(They go in the Opryland hotel to stay the night)
Willow: Maybe we'll meet some singers here
(Xander drools as he sees Dolly Parton's poster)
Dawn: Oh man, shes too old for you Xander
Kennedy: He likes older women
Willow: I guess so
Buffy: Anya was older
(Willow playfully hits Xander, he snaps out of it)
Xander: Oh sorry. Dolly is hot!
(Martina Mcbride walks in and sees a group of kids)
Martina: Hey guys, you new here?
Buffy: Yeah, we moved from Sunnydale but it was swallowed by an earthquake
Martina: That's strange, never heard of that
Dawn: The hellmouth swallowed it
Martina: Interesting. Anyway welcome to Nashville
Buffy: Thanks. I'm Buffy
Dawn: I'm Dawn
Xander: I'm the Xan-man, Xander
Martina: You must be a funny guy
Xander: Yeah I'm the goofball of the group
(They laugh)
Willow: I'm Willow and this is my girlfriend Kennedy
Kennedy: Hi.
Martina: Nice to meet you all.
Buffy: You too
Martina: I'll get rooms for you
Buffy: Thanks
(Martina gets them a room with 3 beds, they all go to their room)
Xander: Thanks Martina.
Martina: No problem. I'll get you guys in the morning and we can go to the Country music Hall of Fame
Willow: Cool!
(Martina leaves as they hit the bed)
Kennedy: Its a cool place here
Willow: Yeah
Dawn: I hope we dont get interrupped tonight
Buffy: Don't jinx it!
Willow: I'm tired
(They fall asleep. Next morning, Martina is knocking on the door, Buffy answers it)
Buffy: Hey Martina.
Martina: I'm ready when you all are
Buffy: Ok.
(They get up and get dressed and get on Martina's bus. They arrive at the Country Music Hall of Fame)
Martina: Here we are
Willow: Its a big place
Kennedy: Yeah. I'm a fan of Vince Gill.
Xander: I didn't know you liked country music Kennedy.
Kennedy: I was for a while
Willow: Tara was a country fan too, but she was killed a year ago
Martina: Oh I'm so sorry, was she your other friend?
Willow: Yeah. I got so mad I about destroyed the world, but my friend Xander saved me
Xander: She was ticked off
Martina: I cant blame you for being mad
Willow: Thanks
Buffy: We had alot of rough times.
Martina: I'm glad you all are ok after that earthquake
Dawn: Thanks
Xander: Dolly Parton is cute
Martina: You're a guy I figured as much
(They laugh)
Martina: Would you guys like to see the Opry?
Willow: Sure
Martina: Great.
(They all are at the Opry stage. Xander and Willow sing "I Will Always Love You")
Buffy: They make a great singing duo.
Martina: Yeah. They are pretty good friends I would say
Buffy: They've been friends since they were little
Martina: Wow, that's cool
(Xander and Willow are done then they hug)
Kennedy: That's so cool.
Dawn: Yeah,
Martina: I'm gonna be singing here tonight, would you all like to sing with me?
Buffy: Sure
(They all are singing "This One's For The Girls" along with Carolyn Dawn Johnson and Martina's two girls. Kennedy and Willow are playing air guitar. Xander has a blonde wig on, they laugh. Suddenl;y as the song ends, an earthquake shakes everything)
Xander: What is going on?
Buffy: I hope this is just an earthquake
(The earthquake stops, everyone is screaming. Buffy comes to the mic)
Buffy: Everyone calm down, its just a shake, I'm sure everything is fine
(The Scoobie gang, Martina and Carolyn go to Buffy's room)
Carolyn: You guys sang good
Buffy: Thanks Carolyn
Carolyn: Im sorry to rush off, but I have to go, nice meeting you all
Dawn: Thanks bye
(Carolyn leaves)
Kennedy: She's sweet
Xander: Yeah is she single?
Martina: No she got married this past winter
Xander: Darn
Willow: Sorry Xan-man
(They all laugh. Delaney and Emma come in)
Martina: Hey girls where is daddy?
Delaney: We can't find him
Xander: We'll find him
Willow: I can do a location spell
Buffy: Go for it
(They all stand back as Willow concentrates where John is. Willow opens her eyes real quick and gets up looking worried)
Willow: Buffy, you Xander and Dawn Follow me, Kennedy you stay here and protect them)
Kennedy: Gotcha
(Buffy Dawn and Xander follows Willow. Kennedy sees them with worried faces)
Kennedy: Don't worry, I'm sure he will be fine. They are great fighters.
Martina: Good. Is Willow a witch?
Kennedy: Yes. Buffy is a vampire slayer.
Martina: Wow that's weird, I never heard of that
Kennedy: Don't worry, I'm sure he will be back in one piece
Martina: Thanks Kennedy
(Emma and Delaney run to Kennedy and playfully knocks her over. They laugh)
Kennedy: They're spoiled I bet
Martina: They sure are
(Emma and Delaney calls Kennedy cousin Kennedy)
Kennedy: You two are so cute
(The girls laugh)
Martina: Ok you two, settle down
Kennedy: Its okay. I have a niece.
Martina: Ok.
Emma: Is Willow your sister?
Kennedy: Yes we are
(Martina smiles)
Delaney: Cool
Kennedy: We're just real close sisters
Delaney: Cool
(Emma and Delaney hug)
Kennedy: Yep like that
Martina: Now I'm getting worried.
Kennedy: Oh about John? Maybe we can try to call Buffy's cell. But if she and the rest are in the fight with the vampires, I hate to distract her.
Martina: Yeah you're right
(Kennedy gets up and sits next to Martina)
Kennedy: Trust me, They know what they're doing
Martina: Ok, thanks
(Emma and Delaney hops on Martina and Kennedy's laps. They all laugh. Xander Buffy Dawn and Willow are back with John)
Martina: John hey, are you ok?
John: Yeah
Xander: Yeah he'll be ok. We rushed him to the hospital just to be sure he was ok, hes fine
Martina: Thanks guys
Kennedy: I told you he would be ok.
Martina: Thanks Kennedy
(Kennedy gets up so John can sit with Martina. They hug and kiss)
Emma and Delaney: Eww
(They all laugh)
Martina: Are you all ok?
Buffy: Yes. We just had to fight a few vampires
Martina: How do you kill them incase we get attcked?
Xander: A wooden stake.
Martina: Thanks
John: We better get back home
Martina: You sure you're ok to drive?
John: Yeah
Martina: Bye guys, thanks again
(Delaney and Emma hug Buffy Dawn Willow Xander and Kennedy. John Martina and the girls leaves)
Kennedy: The girls are sweet
Willow: They seem to be
Kennedy: They called me their cousin
Willow: That's sweet. You have a niece right?
Kennedy: Yeah. She's sweet.
Dawn: The lovely couple
Willow(teasingly): Dawnie!
(They laugh)
Buffy: I'm tired
(They all yawn and hop into bed. Willow and Kennedy are in one bed, Xander is in one, and Buffy and Dawn are in the 3rd bed. In Carolyn's room, she's doing a magic spell, but she brings a girl to life, Tara)
Carolyn: Oh that wasn't supposed to happen
Tara: Where am I?
Carolyn: Appearantely, I brought you back to life.
Tara: Where's Willow?
Carolyn: Oh she's next door with her friends, I'll take you to her.
Tara: Thanks
(Carolyn takes Tara to the room Willow and her friends are. Carolyn knocks on the door. Willow hears in and she answers it. Her jaw drops as she sees Tara)
Willow: Tara?
Carolyn: I should've told you, I'm a witch, and I brought your friend Tara back
Tara: Hey Will
(Willow and Tara smile then they hug)
Tara: Thanks Carolyn!
Carolyn: Oh no problem.
Willow: Buffy!
(Buffy awakes, and is shocked to see Tara standing next to Willow)
Buffy: Tara you're--but how--whoa
Carolyn: I have magical powers, and I was trying to do a spell and I brought Tara back
Willow: Thanks Carolyn
(Willow hugs Carolyn tightly)
Carolyn: Air!
(Willow lets go, Carolyn coughs)
Carolyn: You're very welcome
Buffy: Carolyn is a witch?
Carolyn: Yep, shocking but true
Tara: Will, who is the girl that is behind you?
(Willow turns around and sees Kennedy)
Willow: Oh this is my new girlfriend Kennedy, Kennedy this is Tara
Kennedy: Hey Tara, glad you're back
Tara: Thanks
Xander: Im afraid its gonna turn into a catfight
Buffy: Oh they won't
Kennedy: I can sleep on the floor if you two want to use the bed
Carolyn: Oh, I gotta go its getting late. See ya
Willow: Ok bye Carolyn, thanks again
Carolyn: No problem Will
(Carolyn smiles at them and leaves)
Carolyn: Oh god, I just hope they don't have a fight
(Carolyn walks out of the hallway. Willow and Tara take the bed. Kennedy is sleeping on the couch. Xander sees her struggling to get comfy)
Xander: Kennedy, you can sleep with me, it'll be much more comfortable
Kennedy: I'm fine Xander thanks
Xander: Ok night
(Next morning. Tara and Willow are holding each other. Buffy and Dawn sees them)
Buffy: This is so sweet
Dawn: Carolyn is a sweet gal
Buffy: Yeah.
(Dawn glances over and sees Kennedy in bed with Xander, her jaw drops and she tugs on Buffy's hand)
Buffy: Oh my god.
Dawn: She's a bi
Buffy: Shh, Xander might've let her sleep with him.
Dawn: Ok, I just don't want Willow to get upset
Buffy: True
(Kennedy gets up and goes to the bathroom. Tara and Willow wake up and see Dawn and Buffy standing there)
Tara: Hey guys
Dawn: Carolyn is a cool witch
Kennedy from the bathroom: Thats her secret!
(They laugh)
Buffy: I'm sure her fans will be shocked
Dawn: Yeah, think what she could do to make herself win awards
Willow: She could
Tara: That would be cool
(Xander gets up and puts his sweat clothes on)
Xander: Hey.
Willow: Hey Xander
Part 2
(Knock on the door, Buffy answers it, its Carolyn)
Buffy: Hey what's new?
Carolyn: Nothing. How was Tara and Willow? I mean was there any problems?
Buffy: No, Kennedy was fine with it.
Carolyn: Thats good.
(Xander grabs Kennedy and kisses her, she makes a funny face. Carolyn laughs)
Buffy: Xander sure is wild this morning
Carolyn: I think Kennedy put a spell on him
Kennedy: No I didnt
Willow: They'll be a cute couple
Tara: Yeah
Carolyn: I see Tara and Willow are ok
(Buffy and Carolyn giggle)
Buffy: Yeah
Willow: I hear you two giggling
Buffy: What? We're just happy for you
Tara: Thanks
(Willow and Tara kiss.)
Carolyn: They sure did miss each other
Buffy: Yep
Carolyn: I'll be back later with some gifts for you all
Buffy: Oh that will be great!
Carolyn: bye guys
(They all say bye to Carolyn as she leaves)
Xander: Dang I wish she was single
Buffy: Dream on
Tara: She is cute
Willow: Yeah she is
Buffy: Oh boy
(They all laugh)
Dawn: Carolyn is pretty cool
PART 3
(Tara and Willow are on the couch next to each other laughing)
Tara: I missed you so much
Willow: I did too.
Tara: Nashville is a nice town
Willow: Yeah it is. Xander is in love with Dolly Parton
(They giggle)
Tara: He's a womanizer
Willow: Yep.
(Tara and Willow kiss. There's a knock on the door, Buffy answers it its Carolyn with a big basket full of stuff)
Buffy: Oh hey Carolyn come in
Carolyn: Thanks
(Carolyn sets the basket on the floor. She gives everyone a t-shirt of her, her new "Dress Rehearsal" cd, CDJ hat, and a guitar with her name on it)
Willow: Oh thanks Carolyn
Buffy: Hey the CDJ Scoobie Camp!
Xander: Yeah!
Dawn: Thanks Carolyn!
Carolyn: I'm glad you all like it
Kennedy: Carolyn spoils us
(They all laugh)
Carolyn: If you all want you can ride on my bus to my next tour town
Buffy: That would be fun!
Xander: Yeah.
(They all have their CDJ gear on and hop on Carolyn's bus. Carolyn sings "I'll Let You Go". They sing along)
Buffy: Wow that was sad
Dawn: It reminds me of mom
Buffy: She died a few years ago
Carolyn: Oh I'm so sorry
Buffy: Thanks. Will and Tara were there and so was Xander
Carolyn: That's good you all were together and supported each other. I'll sing Simple Life
(The band starts Simple Life, Carolyn sings Simple Life. Xander and Kennedy dances, shaking bus)
Carolyn: You guys are having way too much fun
(They laugh. Xander grabs Kennedy and kisses her again, Tara and Willow laugh)
Carolyn: Xander must be lonely
Willow: Yeah maybe
(The bus starts going faster and faster, every one's falling over. Buffy runs to the front of the bus)
Buffy: What's going on?
Driver: Apperantely, these guys on horses are chasing us
Buffy: Ok. Park it and I'll take care of them
(The bus stops, but the bad guys attack and break in. Carolyn grabs the sword and stabs the guy who almost attacks her.)
Carolyn: Bullseye!
Kennedy: Look out!
(The other guy knocks her on the ground, Kennedy kung-fu fights the guy, grabs the sword and stabs him. Xander and Dawn carries Carolyn to safety. Buffy, Tara and Willow help out till all the bad guys are gone)
Dawn: Is she ok?
Xander: Yeah she got knocked out
(Kennedy runs to Carolyn)
Kennedy: Im so sorry
Xander: Calm down, she'll be ok
(Carolyn awakes.)
Kennedy: Oh thank god, Carolyn, are you ok?
Carolyn: Yeah, what happened?
Kennedy: You got knocked out.
Carolyn: Ow, my head
Xander: Maybe you better rest tonight
Dawn: Yeah, I'll stay here with you
Carolyn: Thanks guys
Willow: Is she ok?
Kennedy: Yes she's fine
(Xander helps Carolyn up, she is ok. Kennedy hugs her)
Carolyn: Kennedy its ok, I'm fine.
Kennedy: I know.
Carolyn: Just be thankful it wasnt anything worse
Kennedy: That's true
(Carolyn gets her guitar and sings "Life As We Know it". Willow and Tara dance, Kennedy and Xander dance as she sings it)
Buffy: Her band members are gonna get it if they keeping laughing
Dawn: They're immature
Buffy: Yep. Will and Tara are the best couple
Dawn: That was sweet to do that song
Carolyn: Thanks
(Carolyn playfully slaps the guys to get them to quit laughing)
Carolyn: Hush you guys
Willow: Dont make us send the Gentlemen on you
Buffy: Oh boy she's mad
Carolyn: Who are they?
Buffy: Nevermind. We already got rid of them
Tara: Yeah, Buffy did it
Buffy: Willow's our buddy
Willow: Thanks Buffy
(They all hug on Willow. They laugh)
Willow: Its love on Willow day
Carolyn: Yeah
(They all get up. Tara and Carolyn sing "Head over High Heels")
Buffy: They're a great duet
Dawn: Yes they are
(Few days later they're back to Nashville. They're at the Bluebird Cafe. Xander is singing "Hot Mama")
Willow: He's a mini Trace Adkins
Kennedy: Yep.
Tara: He's great
(Xander is done, the crowd applauds)
Xander: Thank you
(Buffy comes onstage and takes the mic)
Buffy: One more time for Xander Harris!
(The crowd cheers)
Buffy: Me and a group of friends, Xander is one of them met up with Carolyn Dawn. She calls us the CDJ Scoobie Camp. Here she is, our owner, Carolyn Dawn Johnson!!!
(Carolyn comes out. She sings a few songs)
Willow: She is awsome.
Carolyn: This is a song I want to dedicate to all the couples here, "Life As We Know it"
(Willow and Tara smile as the song starts)
Buffy: She is so sweet
Xander: She sure is
(Kennedy and Xander kiss, the crowd sees them and giggles. The couples all start dancing, including Willow and Tara. The song ends. "Simple Life" starts)
Buffy: Hey a rocking song!
(They all dance. The song ends)
Willow: She's great
(A couple guys give flowers to Carolyn)
Tara: She's got a few secret admirers
Buffy: Looks like it
Willow: A few older guys too
Xander: Relax, I'm sure its just her big fans
Tara: Young fans too.
Willow: We're the Scoobie Camp
Dawn: She sure does love her fans
(Carolyn gets off stage and signs autographs. She sees Buffy and the gang and waves at them)
Buffy: She knows we're here
Dawn: She's awsome
(Carolyn coimes to Buffy and the rest)
Willow: Hey Carolyn hows your night so far?
Carolyn: Its great so far. Willow, you and Tara are a special couple
Tara: Thanks Carolyn
(Willow and Tara hug Carolyn at the same time)
Carolyn: Thanks
Willow: You're welcome
PART 4
(Willow and Tara awake the next morning before everyone else does. They giggle and talk)
Tara: Will, we should do something for Carolyn
Willow: Yeah. She sure is cool
Tara: Maybe a doll with red hair that looks like you
Willow: Willow baby?
Tara: That would be our baby
Willow: Haha, That would freak our friends out
(They laugh, then they kiss. Buffy and Dawn wakes up, they see Tara and Willow kiss)
Dawn: Wow their love is just great
Buffy: Yeah
Tara: We should get her something
Willow: I agree
Tara: A magic book
Willow: That would be nice
(Tara and Willow get dressed. They arrive at the "Magic Shop")
Willow: This looks like the same place in Sunnydale
Tara: Yeah it does. We arent in an illusion are we?
Willow: Im sure its just a coincidence
Tara: Probably
(Willow and Tara look around for the perfect magic book for Carolyn. Tara finds one)
Tara: Here's one
(Willow walks to Tara)
Willow: Yeah that's great
(They go to the cash register to pay for it. After they pay, they leave and wraps it up. Buffy comes in)
Buffy: Hey you two, who's that for?
Willow: For Carolyn
Buffy: Cool.
Tara: She's a witch, so we thought she could use it.
Buffy teasingly: Its not dark magic is it?
Willow: No, its good magic
Buffy: Ok. I just don't want you two to get in trouble
Willow: Thanks Buffy
(They all hug. Carolyn comes in)
Willow: Hey Carolyn
Carolyn: Hey, how are you?
Tara: Good. We got something for you
Carolyn: Oh that's sweet
(Willow hands Carolyn her present. Carolyn opens it, she sees its a magic book)
Carolyn: Oh thanks girls.
Willow: You're welcome
Tara: Just an advice, just becareful with it
Carolyn: Thanks Tara.
Buffy: Willow learned the hard way
Willow: Dont rub it in
Carolyn: I will definately becareful.
Buffy: Good
Carolyn: Im sorry to rush off but I gotta go to a sound check. I'll be back in a few days
Willow: Ok, have fun
Carolyn: Thanks bye
(Carolyn leaves)
Willow: She is so cool
Buffy: Yeah. Have you seen Kennedy and Xander?
Tara: No, why?
Buffy: THey havent been here since yesterday
Willow: Oh geez, I hope they arent--
(Willow runs to the bathroom)
Tara: Me neither
Buffy: Oh my god
Tara: We better find them
(Willow comes out)
Willow: Before he gets her pregnant!
Buffy: Dont jump to conclusions, Do a location spell
Willow: Ok.
(Willow and Tara try to locate where Xander and Kennedy are, they seem to know where they are, they run out and Buffy follows. They arrive where Kennedy and Xander are, they kiss, Willow gets sick and goes behind a tree)
Buffy: What the hell is going on?!
Xander: We're together now
Tara: Xander you're supposed to be Will's friend, and Kennedy is a---ugh!
(Tara goes behind the tree where Willow is)
Buffy: You two get up now!
(Xander and Kennedy get up)
Buffy: What on earth made you do this?
Kennedy: We just fell in love
Xander: I know this is a shock to everyone.
Buffy: Oh man, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. Willow didnt get Tara back so you can do it, Tara was brought to Willow for their love. How dare you two try to mess it up?! Will, Tara come on.
(Buffy, Willow and Tara go back to the apartment)
Buffy: I'm sorry you guys had to see that
Willow: Its ok, we dont need them anyway
Tara: Agreed
Willow: Damn Xander
Tara: Calm down, you got me
(Willow smiles at Tara)
Willow: Thanks Tara
(They kiss.)
Buffy: Least you two are together again.
Willow: True
Tara: I hope Carolyn likes her book
Willow: Im sure she did
(Xander and Kennedy come in)
Xander: Hey guys. Im so sorry about what happened there.
Kennedy: Will, I didn't mean to hurt you and embarrass you in front of Tara and Buffy
Willow: Its ok, I still am mad, but I know you're sorry
Xander: I'm so sorry too. I don't know what happened there, I'm afraid we're in love
(Willow faints, Tara drops to her side)
Tara: Will, Will?
Buffy: That's some bombshell
Kennedy: I don't know why we fell in love
(Willow wakes up after Tara was patting her face)
Tara: Are you ok?
Willow: I'm fine, but I dont know if I'll get over the shock of this
Xander: Will, I'm sorry about this
Willow: Its ok. I'm with Tara now, so its ok.
(Kennedy and Xander leaves)
Tara: Buffy, would you help us adopt a child?
Buffy: You guys want a kid? That's great.
Willow: Yeah. It would be cool
Buffy: How about Dawn?
(They laugh)
Willow: She thinks I'm like an aunt
Buffy: That's sweet.
(Dawn comes in)
Willow: Hey Dawnie
Dawn: Hey Willow
(They hug)
Willow: How was school?
Dawn: It was good. Where are Xander and Kennedy?
Tara: They're in love, you dont want to know the rest
Dawn: Oh gotcha
Willow: Its ok, I'll get over it
Buffy: Have you made any friends at school here?
Dawn: Yeah, a couple. They're nice
Buffy: Cool
Willow: I wish I was younger
Tara: Me too
Buffy: Will, you were a geek when you were younger
Willow: Weren't we all?
(They laugh. Dawn hugs Willow again but they fall over and they laugh)
Tara: You two are silly together
Buffy: Willow's her second sister
Tara: That's cool
(Willow and Dawn get up they hug each other)
Tara(jokingly): Hey where's my hug?
(Willow hugs Tara, they giggle then kiss)
Dawn: You two crack me up haha.
Tara: We know that.
(Willow grabs Dawn and tickles her, Dawn laughs hard)
Dawn: Hey quit it.
(Willow stops, then Dawn tickles Willow)
Willow: Hey no fair
(Tara turns the TV on to CMT, she sees Kennedy on Martina's video for "Love's the Only House")
Tara: Guys? Is that Kennedy?
Willow: Yeah it is Kennedy. What is she doing pregnant?
Buffy: It was an old video
Dawn: Oh, so that's what she was hiding
Tara: She had a baby and gave her or him up
Willow: I hope Xander doesnt find out.
PART 5
(Kennedy comes in, she sees her in the video for Martina. Then everyone looks at her)
Willow: I think you have something to say.
Kennedy: Oh that baby was not real. It was a fake belly I had on
(Everyone sighs in relief)
Buffy: For a minute there we thought you had a baby.
Kennedy: No, of course not. It was nice making the video with Martina. She was real sweet.
Willow: I bet. How come she didn't recognize you?
Kennedy: Shes made a bunch of videos, she cant remember everyone, It would be hard to do that.
Tara: True.
Dawn: Kennedy's love struck on Martina
Kennedy: No I wasnt
(They all laugh)
Kennedy: Shes a sweet person
Willow: Yeah she is
(Xander comes in)
Kennedy: Hey Xander
Xander: Hey
(Kennedy and Xander kiss)
Kennedy: How was work?
Xander: Good.
Kennedy: Good
Xander: Hey I saw Martina's video yesterday about Loves the Only House, was that you pregnant?
Kennedy: Yes that was me, but the pregnancy wasnt real.
Xander: Oh ok.
Kennedy: I would've told you all if I had a baby that I gave up.
Xander: Ok.
(Xander and Kennedy hug then kiss)
Willow: That is sweet, them two together
Tara: Yeah, Like us.
(Tara and Willow join hands)
Willow: We should all get a house here.
Buffy: It would be nice
Dawn: Yeah
(There's a knock on the door, Giles comes in when Buffy answers it)
Willow: Hey Giles.
Giles: Hey guys. I have great news, I bought a house for you all, its very close to the Opry.
Buffy: Oh that's great!!!
Willlow; Thanks Giles!
Xander: This is awsome
Giles: Hey Tara welcome back
Tara: Thanks
Willow: This country singer Carolyn Dawn Johnson is a witch, and she brought Tara back
Giles: That's great.
Tara: Yeah, she's our buddy
Giles: That's good. Let me take you all to the house
Buffy: Great!
(They all go with Giles to their new house, they love it)
Buffy: Wow its great!
Dawn: Its big
Willow: I pick the first bedroom
(Willow and Tara run to a bedroom)
Buffy: Hey no fair
(Buffy and Dawn run after them)
Kennedy: Xander, what do you say we ride around?
Xander: Sure.
Giles: You two have fun
(Kennedy and Xander leave. We hear laughing from Tara Willow Dawn and Buffy in Willow's room)
Willow: We got it first
Buffy: Ok, we'll be next door
Dawn: You two have fun
Tara: Ok.
(Buffy and Dawn leave, they blow kisses at Tara and Willow)
Willow: This is more comfy here
Tara: Yes it is
(They kiss and giggle. We fade to Buffy and Dawn's room, they each have a bed.)
Dawn: Giles is sweet to get us a house
Buffy: Yeah he was
(Dawn and Buffy hear a crash at the front door, All for girls run downstairs, its Glory)
Glory: Surprise
Buffy: I thought Giles killed Ben
Glory: It slowed me down for a while, but you cant stop me
Dawn: Damn, we can never get away from hell
Willow: Calm down
(Willow's eyes turn black, She does a witch-fu and sends Glory flying out the door. Kennedy and Xander come in)
Kennedy: Who was that?
Buffy: God
Kennedy: Huh?
Xander: Glory was an evil Goddess, I thought we got rid of her?
Tara: Apperantely not
Glory: That didnt hurt me Willie
(Willow runs after Glory, Tara and Kennedy hold her back)
Kennedy: Calm down, I'll deal with her
(Kennedy gets a sword and tries to chop Glory but Glory is too fast)
Glory: Too slow.
(Kennedy rams the sword into Glory's stomach, she falls down)
Glory: Not good enough
Dawn: We better run
Glory: How can I forget the KEY?
Willow: You're not taking her this time!
(Willow does a shocking power so strong it burns her body but she's still living)
Kennedy: Oh go Willow!
Glory: You better watch your girlfriend Tara
(Buffy is behind Glory and chops her head off)
Willow: I hope that did it
Kennedy: Ouch. That's gotta hurt
(Kennedy kicks the head out the door, almost hitting Martina coming in)
Kennedy: Oh Martina, I didnt know you were there
Martina: Its ok. Is everything ok?
Kennedy: We hope so
Martina: Hey you're the flirt girl in my video
Kennedy: I was not
Martina: Its ok, I thought you looked fimiliar
Kennedy: Thanks. That fake belly was heavy
(They all laugh. Dawn gets a balloon and sticks it on Kennedy's stomach)
Kennedy: Hey you
(Kennedy throws the balloon at Dawn. Willow gets the balloon and puts it under her shirt and mocks Kennedy, they laugh)
Tara: You're a mom already
Willow: Yep, Wait that means you're a dad
(They laugh)
Buffy: You guys are silly
Martina: Too much belly jokes
(They laugh. Tara touches Willow's fake belly and they kiss)