I had this Idea at 4 in the am so if it sounds wacked out it's cause I was exhausted and was thinking up stuff that I thought was interesting in the moment.
Note: I wrote this a long, long time ago, so it might be outdated. It's really an oldie now but it's the only Buffy fan fic I've ever written and in my opinion it's classic.
Buffy: 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff
Willow:2nd Buffy Goat Gruff
Xander: 1st Buffy goat Gruff
Spike: Troll
Tara:Narrator
Tara: Once upon a time there were three Billy, no I mean Buffy, Goats Gruff. They were at an awesome Party at Tara's house. As the Party went on the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff decided to go to another Party that Anya said she was having at her house.
Xander: Hey Buffy Goats! Wanna go to another Party at Anya's with me?
Willow: Um maybe I'll meet up with you Later.
Buffy: same here.
Tara: So the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff was on his way to the Party. He came to a brige....
Spike: Where do you think you're going?
Xander: To Anya's.
Spike: No I think you're going to be my Lunch instead!
Xander: That's not going to happen.
Spike: Why not?
Xander: Cause if you do Buffy will never love you.
Spike: Oh Fine then!
Tara: And Xander goes to Anya's party. Meanwhile at Tara's Party...
Willow: It's getting Late. This party seems to be winding down. I think I'll go check out the party the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff was Talking about.
Hey, um, 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff!
Buffy: What!
Willow: Wanna go to Anya's Party?
Buffy: Maybe later.
Willow: Okay I'm going to go now then. See you there.
Tara: And so the 2nd Buffy Goat Gruff was on her way to the party. She came to a bridge...
Spike: Ha! I'll have some witch-goat for dinner tonight!
Willow: No you won't.
Spike: Why not then?
Willow: Cause if you do Buffy will never love you.
Spike: All right then. *hhhmph!*
Tara: And so Willow goes to the Party. the---
Spike: I don't like the way this story is going.
Buffy: Well too bad! You know how the story ends.
Spike: Yeah but can't we change it?
Buffy: Okay, But you're still not going to like it.
Spike: Why not?
Buffy: You'll see.
Tara: The 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff notices that the party is getting over so she decides to head for Anya's Party. Thinking 'hey why not'. She comes to the Bridge...
Spike: Hi Slayer! You gotta love me.
Buffy: No I don't. "you're beneath me."
Spike : Grrr I'll get you for that!
Buffy: Yeah right! (starts kicking Butt!)
Tara : The 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff Knocks out the troll and goes to the Party.
Meanwhile the unconcious troll is found by commandos. They take him to thier underground hideout and put a microchip in his head that makes it unbearable for him to wish harm to any thing Undemon in nature. When he wakes he escapes, But can't controll his impending problem of starvation. And the Three Buffy Goats Gruff Live unafraid of that troll for a good long time.
The End
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Note: I wrote this a long, long time ago, so it might be outdated. It's really an oldie now but it's the only Buffy fan fic I've ever written and in my opinion it's classic.
Buffy: 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff
Willow:2nd Buffy Goat Gruff
Xander: 1st Buffy goat Gruff
Spike: Troll
Tara:Narrator
Tara: Once upon a time there were three Billy, no I mean Buffy, Goats Gruff. They were at an awesome Party at Tara's house. As the Party went on the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff decided to go to another Party that Anya said she was having at her house.
Xander: Hey Buffy Goats! Wanna go to another Party at Anya's with me?
Willow: Um maybe I'll meet up with you Later.
Buffy: same here.
Tara: So the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff was on his way to the Party. He came to a brige....
Spike: Where do you think you're going?
Xander: To Anya's.
Spike: No I think you're going to be my Lunch instead!
Xander: That's not going to happen.
Spike: Why not?
Xander: Cause if you do Buffy will never love you.
Spike: Oh Fine then!
Tara: And Xander goes to Anya's party. Meanwhile at Tara's Party...
Willow: It's getting Late. This party seems to be winding down. I think I'll go check out the party the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff was Talking about.
Hey, um, 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff!
Buffy: What!
Willow: Wanna go to Anya's Party?
Buffy: Maybe later.
Willow: Okay I'm going to go now then. See you there.
Tara: And so the 2nd Buffy Goat Gruff was on her way to the party. She came to a bridge...
Spike: Ha! I'll have some witch-goat for dinner tonight!
Willow: No you won't.
Spike: Why not then?
Willow: Cause if you do Buffy will never love you.
Spike: All right then. *hhhmph!*
Tara: And so Willow goes to the Party. the---
Spike: I don't like the way this story is going.
Buffy: Well too bad! You know how the story ends.
Spike: Yeah but can't we change it?
Buffy: Okay, But you're still not going to like it.
Spike: Why not?
Buffy: You'll see.
Tara: The 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff notices that the party is getting over so she decides to head for Anya's Party. Thinking 'hey why not'. She comes to the Bridge...
Spike: Hi Slayer! You gotta love me.
Buffy: No I don't. "you're beneath me."
Spike : Grrr I'll get you for that!
Buffy: Yeah right! (starts kicking Butt!)
Tara : The 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff Knocks out the troll and goes to the Party.
Meanwhile the unconcious troll is found by commandos. They take him to thier underground hideout and put a microchip in his head that makes it unbearable for him to wish harm to any thing Undemon in nature. When he wakes he escapes, But can't controll his impending problem of starvation. And the Three Buffy Goats Gruff Live unafraid of that troll for a good long time.
The End
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ItMustBeBunnies
ha ha!