ILLYRIAN
Druish Pervonian Wizard
I was getting stuck with a story I am writing, so I thought I'd
re-write it as Buffy fan fic. It is a mix of a story that I posted here, and some concepts with some new ideas that I am trying to formulate.
And if you enjoy reading this, all the better.
All characters are from Buffy and Angel TV, they are copyright protected. This is for entertainment purposes only. No payment has been asked for, or offered.
Timeline:
A month after defeating the First, leaving Sunnydale in a hole, before they decided to go their separate ways.
Title: Buffy Introduces Them To Death
A meeting was planned to discuss what they were going to do.
30 minutes after the meeting was due to start, only Giles and Willow were sat in the room.
"Not a very good turn out is it," said Giles, "Where is everyone?"
"They've already gone," said Willow.
"Oh, that's great, bloody marvellous, well I just hope that nothing big is sat just over the horizon," said Giles.
"If there wasn't, there's bound to be now isn't there? Why did you say that? Tempting the fates isn't the best thing," said Willow.
Giles looked at Willow, he caste her a curt grin. "Look at the two of us, a meeting was planned for everyone, and only two of us bother to turn up. What if something does happen, what if we need them to return?" asked Giles.
"Giles, if there is a problem, and let's face it, after what you said, tempting the fates like that, something is bound to be brewing, so one phone call and they'll come running," said Willow.
"Lets hope," stated Giles.
"We might as well ring them now, "˜cos something big is bound to coming..... Willow's phone began to buzz surprising them both..
"What is that?" asked Giles several times as he looked around the room. It was as if he'd just woken up.
"That's my phone," explained Willow. She pressed the receive button.
"Buff, hi, hang on a mo' I'll just put you on speaker. Giles and I are in a room together, you know, for the meeting," said Willow.
"Well it wasn't me, I would never say that. It must have been Xander," said Buffy.
"Xanders said what? What are you on about?" asked Willow.
"You know, telling you two to get a room."
Willow looked at Giles, she was embarrassed.
"Miss Summers, you do realise that I can hear you, don't you?"
Willow whispered into the phone. "Buffy you do remember that he plays for the wrong team, don't you?"
"No he doesn't, he prefers girls, and so do you," said Buffy. Giles and Willow could hear Buffy trying to muffle her laughter.
Willow winked to Giles, pressing the tip of a finger to her lips.
"True, I hadn't thought of it like that, I mean, we both want to kiss you and lic.. "Hey! Stop that," shouted Buffy interrupting her. "So, about the room we are in, you know, for the meeting," said Giles.
"The meeting? Oh! The meeting, yes, good thing I rang! Great timing huh," said Buffy.
There was a long silence.
"I take it you were going to say something?" asked Giles.
"Yes, I had a dream last night, it was weird. Considering what some of my dreams have been like, that is saying something. Anyway, there were two giants lying on blue whales, in the Atlantic Ocean playing Draughts. I didn't understand that bit. Do you?"
"Carry on Buffy, with the dream, who were the giants," said Giles.
"As far as I could tell, they were God and the Devil."
"What! God and the Devil were chatting, playing Draughts?" asked Giles. "Well in my defence, I did say it was a weird dream. But it was what they were saying that made me think it was no ordinary dream. The Devil said that apart from those first few years he hadn't received any new souls, then God agreed with him."
"Hang on Buffy," said Giles, "I'm still having problems getting over God and the Devil playing draughts."
"How about this then, God is winning, he has won twenty five games to seventeen," said Buffy.
"That's worse. Should I be glad that God is winning or not, because of them having played forty two games?" said Giles.
"God suggested they send someone to find out why. The Devil agreed saying a new Debt Collector would be created. Then God said that he would send his top person. The Devil suggested that they combine the two into one person and send her back in time a month or so. Giles, I am worried," said Buffy.
"Why?" asked Giles.
"Well, God said who his top person is, a Vampire Slayer, he said my name! Then the Devil said how their person would be put into the world. That she would die on the top of a bus, that she could live as their person. Please Giles, when we left Sunnydale, say you looked at the top of the bus, is my body still there?"
"Buffy, it's Willow. We will get onto it, the both of us, we'll put the word out where ever we can think off. But until then, who are you looking for?"
"When life began, the Devil created himself a son. After many eons that son fought against the father for control of hell. The son lost but he was never killed, but those who sided with the son were and are being sought by the Devil. He created the Debt Collector to collect all who sided with the son. The original vampires sided with the son, now all vampires who have risen from them are to be collected," said Buffy.
"Buffy, Giles here, can you get back here, quick. The training I gave you, it was to let you know what you were capable of. Thing is, I was doing that on the idea that you were human. You might not be human, the point is you still need to know what you can do. Please Buffy, understand this, as a Vampire Slayer you were sent to kill the vampires, and now as a Debt Collector you are to do exactly the same. Just get here we have work to do."
Willow disconnected the phone call from Buffy, she looked to Giles. "What now?"
"Call everyone, get them back here now. If you have any contact with Wesley, can you ask if he knows anything about this Debt Collector. Also if he can ask Angel and Spike to get here, just say a Debt Collector is with us but don't say who it is," said Giles.
Willow walked to the door, she stopped, turning she faced Giles. "When Buffy gets back you need to find out what you can, I'll arrange a meeting so that we can say about her, in the mean time lets hope we can find out about what a Debt Collector does."
Willow had gone home, she was in her study when she received a phone call from Wesley.
"Willow, that question about a Debt Collector. The data base here has quite a bit about them. The person is always a girl, I can't find where or when she is from but I did find that there is a prophecy. The prophecy is REFILUC 1:01 When crowned she will return, she will lay waste to all.
Now I don't know what that refers to, as soon as I do I'll let you know. About Spike, he is on his way. Angel wants to know some details first."
"Okay Wesley," started Willow, "Refiluc 1:01 was the start. The crowned thing, that is a reference to the board game Draughts. Tell Angel he needs to get here fast. He can learn the details here, if he wants to see tomorrow that is."
"What else have you found out Willow?" asked Wesley.
"Nothing about the Debt Collector herself, however, if the people in charge of the place that you are in sided with the Son of the devil against the Devil I'd suggest you start running, now," said Willow.
For the meeting the next evening all the tables were placed together so that everyone could see everyone else. Giles opened the meeting.
"I think everyone here knows who used to be who. Willow, Dawn and I know a bit more, as does Buffy," said Giles. He motioned Buffy to go to Spike and Angel. She got up and walked to them, she glanced to them. "Damned vampires!"
"'Ere hang on, what's with that?" "Spike, you came here when you were asked," said Giles, "You helped Buffy in the Hellmouth. That may help you. Angel, you have helped Buffy when she asked, many times. That may help you both," said Giles.
"It will, but they have both wanted to kill me," said Buffy.
"Angel, Spike," said Willow, "I don't think you have formally been introduced, please meet Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Created by God as a Vampire Slayer, she was also created a Debt Collector by the Devil."
Angel stepped back from Buffy. "You, you are her?"
Spike leant forward in his chair, he looked at Buffy. "Bugger me!"
"In their defence Buffy, they do have souls," said Willow.
Buffy turned to Willow. "They all do."
"No, when a vampire is created the humans soul is taken," said Giles.
"Listen to me human," Buffy spat the words to him, "I am the Debt Collector. I know more about vampires than you will ever know. So listen, all vampires have soul, when created the part of the soul that cares and can be bothered to care it is taken, the rest remains."
Buffy stood behind Spike and Angel, she ran her fingers through Spike's hair. "These two have many parts of others souls. To take that part of a humans soul, the vampire has to have part of a soul, the part that doesn't care. These two now have a choice, give to me all those parts of souls."
"What if they don't?" asked Giles.
"Then I will take it all, and theirs," said Buffy.
"You can have whatever we have, but I don't know how," said Spike. "Yeas, what he said," said Angel.
"Good thing I do," said Buffy smiling.
"So, what happens to those parts of souls?" asked Dawn.
"They go back, to join with what they came from. The vampire cannot exist with a full soul and it will die, then the human will die as a human and my creators will get all those souls," said Buffy.
"Just a minute, that demon I saw, he put me through some Go... (he looks to Buffy)..... some bloody awful tests, then said I could have my soul back," said Spike.
Buffy smiled to him, slowly shaking her head. "He lied, naughty, huh? And those gypsy's Angel, they said you had it, so you felt it, others saw it because you weren't hiding it."
"Buffy, it sounds as though the Son of the devil is doing something to stop souls moving on. How do we get him?" asked Giles.
"We don't get him, not yet anyway. Firstly we need to find what is keeping him hidden. If it is the vampires who are doing that we have to find what is protecting them," said Buffy.
"What about the werewolves?" asked Xander.
"It won't be them, but that is a good idea, k you," said Buffy.
Gunn, Fred and Wesley appeared in the room. "You are humans, you now have my protection," Buffy looked straight at Fred, "And just in time."
The whole room began to appear to glow blue. Buffy smiled. "Good, she is nearly here, she might be able to help find the Devil's puppies, those werewolves."
The next instalment:
Question, are the werewolves for or against the vampires? She of the blue light, does she know?
Fred and Willow want an answer to their question. If captain Forehead's hair stands up, should he be called Spike? And if so, what should Spike be called?
re-write it as Buffy fan fic. It is a mix of a story that I posted here, and some concepts with some new ideas that I am trying to formulate.
And if you enjoy reading this, all the better.
All characters are from Buffy and Angel TV, they are copyright protected. This is for entertainment purposes only. No payment has been asked for, or offered.
Timeline:
A month after defeating the First, leaving Sunnydale in a hole, before they decided to go their separate ways.
Title: Buffy Introduces Them To Death
A meeting was planned to discuss what they were going to do.
30 minutes after the meeting was due to start, only Giles and Willow were sat in the room.
"Not a very good turn out is it," said Giles, "Where is everyone?"
"They've already gone," said Willow.
"Oh, that's great, bloody marvellous, well I just hope that nothing big is sat just over the horizon," said Giles.
"If there wasn't, there's bound to be now isn't there? Why did you say that? Tempting the fates isn't the best thing," said Willow.
Giles looked at Willow, he caste her a curt grin. "Look at the two of us, a meeting was planned for everyone, and only two of us bother to turn up. What if something does happen, what if we need them to return?" asked Giles.
"Giles, if there is a problem, and let's face it, after what you said, tempting the fates like that, something is bound to be brewing, so one phone call and they'll come running," said Willow.
"Lets hope," stated Giles.
"We might as well ring them now, "˜cos something big is bound to coming..... Willow's phone began to buzz surprising them both..
"What is that?" asked Giles several times as he looked around the room. It was as if he'd just woken up.
"That's my phone," explained Willow. She pressed the receive button.
"Buff, hi, hang on a mo' I'll just put you on speaker. Giles and I are in a room together, you know, for the meeting," said Willow.
"Well it wasn't me, I would never say that. It must have been Xander," said Buffy.
"Xanders said what? What are you on about?" asked Willow.
"You know, telling you two to get a room."
Willow looked at Giles, she was embarrassed.
"Miss Summers, you do realise that I can hear you, don't you?"
Willow whispered into the phone. "Buffy you do remember that he plays for the wrong team, don't you?"
"No he doesn't, he prefers girls, and so do you," said Buffy. Giles and Willow could hear Buffy trying to muffle her laughter.
Willow winked to Giles, pressing the tip of a finger to her lips.
"True, I hadn't thought of it like that, I mean, we both want to kiss you and lic.. "Hey! Stop that," shouted Buffy interrupting her. "So, about the room we are in, you know, for the meeting," said Giles.
"The meeting? Oh! The meeting, yes, good thing I rang! Great timing huh," said Buffy.
There was a long silence.
"I take it you were going to say something?" asked Giles.
"Yes, I had a dream last night, it was weird. Considering what some of my dreams have been like, that is saying something. Anyway, there were two giants lying on blue whales, in the Atlantic Ocean playing Draughts. I didn't understand that bit. Do you?"
"Carry on Buffy, with the dream, who were the giants," said Giles.
"As far as I could tell, they were God and the Devil."
"What! God and the Devil were chatting, playing Draughts?" asked Giles. "Well in my defence, I did say it was a weird dream. But it was what they were saying that made me think it was no ordinary dream. The Devil said that apart from those first few years he hadn't received any new souls, then God agreed with him."
"Hang on Buffy," said Giles, "I'm still having problems getting over God and the Devil playing draughts."
"How about this then, God is winning, he has won twenty five games to seventeen," said Buffy.
"That's worse. Should I be glad that God is winning or not, because of them having played forty two games?" said Giles.
"God suggested they send someone to find out why. The Devil agreed saying a new Debt Collector would be created. Then God said that he would send his top person. The Devil suggested that they combine the two into one person and send her back in time a month or so. Giles, I am worried," said Buffy.
"Why?" asked Giles.
"Well, God said who his top person is, a Vampire Slayer, he said my name! Then the Devil said how their person would be put into the world. That she would die on the top of a bus, that she could live as their person. Please Giles, when we left Sunnydale, say you looked at the top of the bus, is my body still there?"
"Buffy, it's Willow. We will get onto it, the both of us, we'll put the word out where ever we can think off. But until then, who are you looking for?"
"When life began, the Devil created himself a son. After many eons that son fought against the father for control of hell. The son lost but he was never killed, but those who sided with the son were and are being sought by the Devil. He created the Debt Collector to collect all who sided with the son. The original vampires sided with the son, now all vampires who have risen from them are to be collected," said Buffy.
"Buffy, Giles here, can you get back here, quick. The training I gave you, it was to let you know what you were capable of. Thing is, I was doing that on the idea that you were human. You might not be human, the point is you still need to know what you can do. Please Buffy, understand this, as a Vampire Slayer you were sent to kill the vampires, and now as a Debt Collector you are to do exactly the same. Just get here we have work to do."
Willow disconnected the phone call from Buffy, she looked to Giles. "What now?"
"Call everyone, get them back here now. If you have any contact with Wesley, can you ask if he knows anything about this Debt Collector. Also if he can ask Angel and Spike to get here, just say a Debt Collector is with us but don't say who it is," said Giles.
Willow walked to the door, she stopped, turning she faced Giles. "When Buffy gets back you need to find out what you can, I'll arrange a meeting so that we can say about her, in the mean time lets hope we can find out about what a Debt Collector does."
Willow had gone home, she was in her study when she received a phone call from Wesley.
"Willow, that question about a Debt Collector. The data base here has quite a bit about them. The person is always a girl, I can't find where or when she is from but I did find that there is a prophecy. The prophecy is REFILUC 1:01 When crowned she will return, she will lay waste to all.
Now I don't know what that refers to, as soon as I do I'll let you know. About Spike, he is on his way. Angel wants to know some details first."
"Okay Wesley," started Willow, "Refiluc 1:01 was the start. The crowned thing, that is a reference to the board game Draughts. Tell Angel he needs to get here fast. He can learn the details here, if he wants to see tomorrow that is."
"What else have you found out Willow?" asked Wesley.
"Nothing about the Debt Collector herself, however, if the people in charge of the place that you are in sided with the Son of the devil against the Devil I'd suggest you start running, now," said Willow.
For the meeting the next evening all the tables were placed together so that everyone could see everyone else. Giles opened the meeting.
"I think everyone here knows who used to be who. Willow, Dawn and I know a bit more, as does Buffy," said Giles. He motioned Buffy to go to Spike and Angel. She got up and walked to them, she glanced to them. "Damned vampires!"
"'Ere hang on, what's with that?" "Spike, you came here when you were asked," said Giles, "You helped Buffy in the Hellmouth. That may help you. Angel, you have helped Buffy when she asked, many times. That may help you both," said Giles.
"It will, but they have both wanted to kill me," said Buffy.
"Angel, Spike," said Willow, "I don't think you have formally been introduced, please meet Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Created by God as a Vampire Slayer, she was also created a Debt Collector by the Devil."
Angel stepped back from Buffy. "You, you are her?"
Spike leant forward in his chair, he looked at Buffy. "Bugger me!"
"In their defence Buffy, they do have souls," said Willow.
Buffy turned to Willow. "They all do."
"No, when a vampire is created the humans soul is taken," said Giles.
"Listen to me human," Buffy spat the words to him, "I am the Debt Collector. I know more about vampires than you will ever know. So listen, all vampires have soul, when created the part of the soul that cares and can be bothered to care it is taken, the rest remains."
Buffy stood behind Spike and Angel, she ran her fingers through Spike's hair. "These two have many parts of others souls. To take that part of a humans soul, the vampire has to have part of a soul, the part that doesn't care. These two now have a choice, give to me all those parts of souls."
"What if they don't?" asked Giles.
"Then I will take it all, and theirs," said Buffy.
"You can have whatever we have, but I don't know how," said Spike. "Yeas, what he said," said Angel.
"Good thing I do," said Buffy smiling.
"So, what happens to those parts of souls?" asked Dawn.
"They go back, to join with what they came from. The vampire cannot exist with a full soul and it will die, then the human will die as a human and my creators will get all those souls," said Buffy.
"Just a minute, that demon I saw, he put me through some Go... (he looks to Buffy)..... some bloody awful tests, then said I could have my soul back," said Spike.
Buffy smiled to him, slowly shaking her head. "He lied, naughty, huh? And those gypsy's Angel, they said you had it, so you felt it, others saw it because you weren't hiding it."
"Buffy, it sounds as though the Son of the devil is doing something to stop souls moving on. How do we get him?" asked Giles.
"We don't get him, not yet anyway. Firstly we need to find what is keeping him hidden. If it is the vampires who are doing that we have to find what is protecting them," said Buffy.
"What about the werewolves?" asked Xander.
"It won't be them, but that is a good idea, k you," said Buffy.
Gunn, Fred and Wesley appeared in the room. "You are humans, you now have my protection," Buffy looked straight at Fred, "And just in time."
The whole room began to appear to glow blue. Buffy smiled. "Good, she is nearly here, she might be able to help find the Devil's puppies, those werewolves."
The next instalment:
Question, are the werewolves for or against the vampires? She of the blue light, does she know?
Fred and Willow want an answer to their question. If captain Forehead's hair stands up, should he be called Spike? And if so, what should Spike be called?