You'll probably get bored of reading this but it is a really interesting interview and it's funny too. This is part 1 though, there are 3 parts but we will have to wait for them to be transcribed. I did not transcribe this. LILMISSVAMPY did of the SMG FAN so thanks a lot. If you want actual clips then go on this site here.
PART ONE
Blackwood to camera: Im here, to calm my nerves after a very strange night
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Sarah: im taking you where I take all my good dates, you know
Blackwood: where you taking me?
Sarah: Cemetery"¦where I take all my good dates (laughs)
Blackwood: you know im cool with that"¦ive never had a date in a cemetery before. Im down with that
Sarah: am I a first?
Blackwood: You are a first!
Blackwood to camera: Iv just spent the night with a beautiful 24 yr old star of films like scream, cruel intentions and the up and coming Scooby doo
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Sarah: (points a floor with a pole thing sticking out)"¦oh you know what this means right here
Blackwood: don't play with me, what does it mean?
Sarah (to girl next to her): do you want to tell him what it means or should I tell him
Blackwood: don't play with me, what does it mean?
Sarah: That's a fresh grave
Blackwood to camera: Shes one of the worlds biggest tv stars"¦recently an American network payed 150 million dollars for her series
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Blackwood: Ladies and gentlemen we are on the set of buffy"¦this is an exclusive, I don't think anybody has ever had this before
Sarah: No they don't really allow people on the set"¦
Blackwood: You see?
"¦some one must really like you
Blackwood to camera: Yes, tonight I had a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I even had an opportunity to become a slayer
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Sarah: Just tell em your playing Buffy in this scene
Blackwood: Ok, guys I'm playing Buffy in this scene
Sarah: Dude this rocks, you think he'll fall for it? (to camera) I can go home now
Blackwood opening credits
Blackwood: You know I've never dated a vampire slayer before
Sarah: There's only one
Blackwood: And that's you babe. How you feeling right now? You cool? You nervous? You alright? You ready for this?
Sarah: I NEED COFFEE! (laughs) I'm taking coffee drink orders for you and your whole crew
Blackwood: I don't drink coffee
Sarah: You don't drink coffee?
Blackwood: I don't drink coffee
Sarah: We can get you non-coffee ones. We can get you mixed drinks there, there's no alcohol
Blackwood: You can have non-coffee coffee?
Sarah: Yea non-coffee coffee, this is America
Blackwood: (laughs) Okay can you put that non-coffee coffee into it [the list]
Sarah: Vanilla or non-coffee mocha?
Blackwood: Choices"¦okay well I'll have strawberry
Sarah: Strawberry
Blackwood: Yea can you write it down?
Sarah: I'm writing it, I'm writing it
Blackwood: These guys work without coffee [his crew], they're fine, they don't really need nothing they're not used to good treatment
Sarah: No, no, no that's not fair, its how we do things here
Blackwood: Okay go ahead
Blackwood & Sarah: What would you like?
Cameraman: I'll have a Cappaccino with an extra shot
Sarah: You guys are not being daring here.. we're in america okay, we're in home of the ice blended's"¦who's going to be brave and have an ice blended? And who's not being brave?
Blackwood: What are you going to have?
Sarah: I'm going to have 60-ounce vanilla ice-blended with soya milk and whipped cream...
(blackwood laughs) Sarah: Did I say that 2 times too fast
Sarah: Im still taking orders here
Blackwood: Sorry
Sarah: Would u like, what do you want?
Guy behind the camera guy: Just a regular black
Sarah: Black
Blackwood: See how, look how daring he is
Sarah: What do you"¦How do you guys stay awake? What do you guys do?
Blackwood: We sleep, we sleep
Sarah: I don't know that word
Blackwood: I know"¦
Sarah: I don't know that word (laughs) Okay lets go to the coffee shop
(Buffy theme starts playing)
Sarah: I have to take up an issue with you
Blackwood: Go ahead
Sarah: You have on more carets than I do and I don't like it very much
Blackwood: Do you want me to take something off?
Sarah: No I just feel like I should just have more
Blackwood: No you know what, this is all I wear though , I don't you know"¦
Sarah: Don't you ever change?
Blackwood: I don't ever change, that's why"¦no I mean I change my clothes, but, no I don't have a change of caret, but then your on set, you cant be, Buffy doesn't wear"¦trendy
Sarah: Buffy works at the doublemeat place, I work at a hell of a joint
(cuts to a clip of from the Season 3 episode Anne )
Buffy: Anything else?
Roughneck: That'll do us, Peaches.
She tears off their bill and puts it on the table.
Buffy: Pay at the counter.
Roughneck: Sure you don't want me to work it off for you?
The other roughneck laughs at that. Buffy walks away, and as she goes he reaches out with his hand and slaps her on the behind. Buffy stops in her tracks. The two men just chuckle. She turns her head slightly, but thinks better of doing anything about it.
(cuts back to sarah and Blackwood)
Sarah: I was hiding from you in the beginning, god forbid you to see my orange outfit.
Blackwood: What, What kind of orange outfit are we talking about?
Sarah: My hat has a cow on it and a rooster back
(Blackwood laughs)
Sarah: I was dying, I was like, all I know Is please don't let them get there while we're shooting the scenes, please don't let them get there
Blackwood: You know luckily, somebody, I don't know if you kind of put word out but we wasn't allowed on the set so"¦
Sarah: No, actually I did ask, I got turned down, I said to my friend Nicole you know don't worry, I'll just ask, I know its last minute, but I got pull around here. Noo, I got shot down
(Blackwood laughs)
(cut to Buffy on Anne saying "˜What'll you have?")
Blackwood: No, we was eating outside, we had steak and everything, so it was cool,
Sarah: Yea I know, you guys got steak, I was so jealous
Blackwood: were you outside?
(cut to Buffy on Anne saying "˜I don't think so")
Blackwood: Steak was good,
Sarah: In and out truck's coming later though
Blackwood: In & Out? Is that the burger thing?
Sarah: Burger truck, yea
Blackwood: Oh we don't have that in the UK, In & Out
Sarah: I, you know, we don't have it in New York either, I really like it"¦
Blackwood: Oh really? Are you from New York?
Sarah: I'm from New York
Blackwood: So you only film out here and then you go back?
Sarah: No I live out here now, I've loved here since I've been doing the show for six years
Blackwood: Now I need to ask you, cos I mean"¦
Sarah: Oh no
Blackwood: Nah I need to ask you, how many days do you shoot, ahh Buffy?
Sarah: Nine
Blackwood: Nine days? I can believe that
Sarah: I've got nine days in a week
Blackwood: I can believe that, so like from morning till night basically?
Sarah: Pretty much, yea. I basically sleep here. I go home on weekends sometimes, but I work this weekend, I have maybelline this weekend
Blackwood: So you"¦
Sarah: This is my woah sad story, everyone feels sorry for me now (rolls eyes)
Blackwood: Let the world know cause they don't realise how much pressure your in
Sarah: No, its hard, today ah, lets see today I started at ah, like 9 o clock this morning and I did a whole bunch of scenes for one episode and then we had to reshoot scenes for another episode and now im here with you guys, and then I have to go back and shoot scenes for another episode, and im hoping that by the time I wrap tonight, they'll break me for lunch.
Blackwood: Okay
Sarah: That's why I didn't get the steak
(Cut to clip from a season 6 episode, cant remember which one, but Buffy's in the bank in the red top and black skirt fighting, where she says "˜Stupid skirt')
Blackwood: So you do that, you do that, I mean"¦
Sarah: Nine months a year
Blackwood: Don't you forget your name sometimes, I mean you're so in the Buffy character for so long
(Sarah shows him something on her hand)
Blackwood: That's what im saying, I was going to say it for you. That scrape on your hand
(Sarah laughs)
Blackwood: I didn't want to bring it out but"¦
Sarah: No but not only do they do that, but year I shot Buffy and Scooby-Doo at the same time and I commuted
Blackwood: Yes, from Australia
I did two weeks in LA, two weeks in Australia, two weeks in LA, two weeks in Australia,
Blackwood: So how long did it take you to do that?
Sarah: Ahh six, seven months?
Blackwood: Wow, and what can people expect? I mean, You played Daphne right?
Sarah: I played Daphne, I have no idea, I haven't seen it yet
Blackwood: What was it like becoming Daphne? Did you have to research by watching the cartoon? I mean, like"¦
Sarah: It was the best, I, I don't have to. In my household, we have Scooby-Doo on all the time
Blackwood: I, I used to, I love Scooby-Doo
Sarah: You used to? You don't watch it anymore?
Blackwood: I'm 29 babe, I have to let that go now
Sarah: You're 29? No way!
Blackwood: I'm 29, how old"¦this is really nice, get this on camera"¦how old did you think I was?
Sarah: Oh, 25
Blackwood: Me and you (shakes hands with Sarah) that's what I'm saying
Sarah: Yea
Blackwood: That's what I'm talking about, I don't think we need to do anymore
Sarah: We're good
Blackwood: Its over
Sarah: Who's you favourite? Who's your favourite in America?
Blackwood: I well obviously SMG is my faourite in the whole of America
Sarah: See!
Blackwood: So you know, its over
Sarah: Woo hooo
Blackwood: I think we should go back to the hotel now
----- SECOND PART BELOW-----
Double Post (next time use the edit button!):
cuts to the clip of Buffy coming back to life from Season 6 premiere)
Blackwood: Oh no, no
Sarah: You guys said you were coming, no backing out
Blackwood: I thought you filmed in like a studio cemetery, I didn't realise you'd got o a real
Sarah: Well no, In the first season we would always go to a real cemetery, but I had really bad issues and I couldn't, like I would cry all the time, I was such a puss. Can you say that?
Blackwood: Yes, you just did
Sarah: Puss"¦And ah"¦
Blackwood: That's good
Sarah: I don't know what you can say and what you cant say!
Blackwood: Just test it out, just test it out
Sarah: Yea and then when this is on, its all bleep, bleep, bleep
Blackwood: No we'll keep them, don't worry, we'll be like (makes a yanking movement with hands) "¦no throw it back in
Sarah: And then they build the cemetery, but five years later, and there's still only three tombstones, it looks, it looks kind of pathetic
Blackwood: Same ones back there?
Sarah: Those three tombstones yeah, they were usually people who got fired from our show in the first couple of seasons, when you get fired instead of a cake, you get a tombstone
Blackwood: And the tree, you got trees with wheels
Sarah: We have trees with wheels, yes we do
Blackwood: Only on Buffy
Sarah: We have homes on wheel's, I'm like the only high paid actor that lives in a trailor park
(Blackwood laughs)
Blackwood: you know what, have you ever thought of doing stand-up?
Sarah: I tried it once, and I have to honestly say, it was the scariest moment of my life and I realised the trick to stand up is to don't have someone else write your jokes
Blackwood: Yes
Sarah: Because then if they bombed, I wanna go hey hey I didn't write that one
Blackwood: And you cant
Sarah: Right, cause then"¦then they don't care
Blackwood: And most of the time, the person has walked out of the room anyway, so you can't even point to them
Sarah: Right, and see the thing for me too, is that I have to realise that people laugh at me, not with me, and so I have to get over that
Blackwood: No, no, no. You are very funny, you actually have an....I'm a stand-up"¦you have a natural gift, I'm hearing it
Sarah: Are you stand-up?
Blackwood: Yes. That's terrible isn't it?
Sarah: *laughs* I know, you told me already
Blackwood: I set myself up, are you ready? Okay, I set myself up, I'm cool
Sarah: You wanna hear my funny comedy?
Blackwood: Go ahead, go ahead. I gotta judge it though you know? You know that right?
Sarah: I know, you won't think this is funny, I have confidence
Blackwood: Oh okay, go ahead
Sarah: You'll understand, this is like a story. It could be a tragic story if it didn't end well.
Blackwood: Yeah, that's true
Sarah: So I first come to LA, and you know, I just signed with an agent, and they're talking to me, and anyway, so she looks at me and she said "˜but are you funny?'. Now we know the funny answer is no, so she said "˜are you funny' and I said no, she went "˜okay', and so six months later, I haven't gone out on one comedy anything, nothing comedy, nothing funny, all like serious drama like all those teen movies, you know like "˜my mother was a whore and killed my stepfather, and now I'm going to"¦what do they call them? Disease of the week movies"¦(Blackwood: yeah)"¦and so finally I called her up and I said how come I don't get sent out on any comedies, like what's going on? And she said "˜well you're not funny". I'm all "˜What?', she said well I asked you are you funny, and you said no and I said cause it's the funny answer!'
Blackwood: No see that's the first trick that you've learnt now, you gotta say that you're funny
Sarah: Yeah, but the funny answer is to say you're not, right? Like are you funny? No
Blackwood: Nahh, I am funny
(Cuts to a clip where the Buffybot says "˜ I don't think that's true' to Warren and Spike)
Blackwood: Before we go any further
Sarah: Yes, can we go to a commercial break or something?
Blackwood: We're going to a break rite now, its an infomercial on in a moment
Blackwood: Coming up in part two, Sarah and I get down with questions of comedy, coffins and coffee
PART ONE
Blackwood to camera: Im here, to calm my nerves after a very strange night
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Sarah: im taking you where I take all my good dates, you know
Blackwood: where you taking me?
Sarah: Cemetery"¦where I take all my good dates (laughs)
Blackwood: you know im cool with that"¦ive never had a date in a cemetery before. Im down with that
Sarah: am I a first?
Blackwood: You are a first!
Blackwood to camera: Iv just spent the night with a beautiful 24 yr old star of films like scream, cruel intentions and the up and coming Scooby doo
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Sarah: (points a floor with a pole thing sticking out)"¦oh you know what this means right here
Blackwood: don't play with me, what does it mean?
Sarah (to girl next to her): do you want to tell him what it means or should I tell him
Blackwood: don't play with me, what does it mean?
Sarah: That's a fresh grave
Blackwood to camera: Shes one of the worlds biggest tv stars"¦recently an American network payed 150 million dollars for her series
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Blackwood: Ladies and gentlemen we are on the set of buffy"¦this is an exclusive, I don't think anybody has ever had this before
Sarah: No they don't really allow people on the set"¦
Blackwood: You see?
"¦some one must really like you
Blackwood to camera: Yes, tonight I had a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I even had an opportunity to become a slayer
(Cut to short clip from the night's events)
Sarah: Just tell em your playing Buffy in this scene
Blackwood: Ok, guys I'm playing Buffy in this scene
Sarah: Dude this rocks, you think he'll fall for it? (to camera) I can go home now
Blackwood opening credits
Blackwood: You know I've never dated a vampire slayer before
Sarah: There's only one
Blackwood: And that's you babe. How you feeling right now? You cool? You nervous? You alright? You ready for this?
Sarah: I NEED COFFEE! (laughs) I'm taking coffee drink orders for you and your whole crew
Blackwood: I don't drink coffee
Sarah: You don't drink coffee?
Blackwood: I don't drink coffee
Sarah: We can get you non-coffee ones. We can get you mixed drinks there, there's no alcohol
Blackwood: You can have non-coffee coffee?
Sarah: Yea non-coffee coffee, this is America
Blackwood: (laughs) Okay can you put that non-coffee coffee into it [the list]
Sarah: Vanilla or non-coffee mocha?
Blackwood: Choices"¦okay well I'll have strawberry
Sarah: Strawberry
Blackwood: Yea can you write it down?
Sarah: I'm writing it, I'm writing it
Blackwood: These guys work without coffee [his crew], they're fine, they don't really need nothing they're not used to good treatment
Sarah: No, no, no that's not fair, its how we do things here
Blackwood: Okay go ahead
Blackwood & Sarah: What would you like?
Cameraman: I'll have a Cappaccino with an extra shot
Sarah: You guys are not being daring here.. we're in america okay, we're in home of the ice blended's"¦who's going to be brave and have an ice blended? And who's not being brave?
Blackwood: What are you going to have?
Sarah: I'm going to have 60-ounce vanilla ice-blended with soya milk and whipped cream...
(blackwood laughs) Sarah: Did I say that 2 times too fast
Sarah: Im still taking orders here
Blackwood: Sorry
Sarah: Would u like, what do you want?
Guy behind the camera guy: Just a regular black
Sarah: Black
Blackwood: See how, look how daring he is
Sarah: What do you"¦How do you guys stay awake? What do you guys do?
Blackwood: We sleep, we sleep
Sarah: I don't know that word
Blackwood: I know"¦
Sarah: I don't know that word (laughs) Okay lets go to the coffee shop
(Buffy theme starts playing)
Sarah: I have to take up an issue with you
Blackwood: Go ahead
Sarah: You have on more carets than I do and I don't like it very much
Blackwood: Do you want me to take something off?
Sarah: No I just feel like I should just have more
Blackwood: No you know what, this is all I wear though , I don't you know"¦
Sarah: Don't you ever change?
Blackwood: I don't ever change, that's why"¦no I mean I change my clothes, but, no I don't have a change of caret, but then your on set, you cant be, Buffy doesn't wear"¦trendy
Sarah: Buffy works at the doublemeat place, I work at a hell of a joint
(cuts to a clip of from the Season 3 episode Anne )
Buffy: Anything else?
Roughneck: That'll do us, Peaches.
She tears off their bill and puts it on the table.
Buffy: Pay at the counter.
Roughneck: Sure you don't want me to work it off for you?
The other roughneck laughs at that. Buffy walks away, and as she goes he reaches out with his hand and slaps her on the behind. Buffy stops in her tracks. The two men just chuckle. She turns her head slightly, but thinks better of doing anything about it.
(cuts back to sarah and Blackwood)
Sarah: I was hiding from you in the beginning, god forbid you to see my orange outfit.
Blackwood: What, What kind of orange outfit are we talking about?
Sarah: My hat has a cow on it and a rooster back
(Blackwood laughs)
Sarah: I was dying, I was like, all I know Is please don't let them get there while we're shooting the scenes, please don't let them get there
Blackwood: You know luckily, somebody, I don't know if you kind of put word out but we wasn't allowed on the set so"¦
Sarah: No, actually I did ask, I got turned down, I said to my friend Nicole you know don't worry, I'll just ask, I know its last minute, but I got pull around here. Noo, I got shot down
(Blackwood laughs)
(cut to Buffy on Anne saying "˜What'll you have?")
Blackwood: No, we was eating outside, we had steak and everything, so it was cool,
Sarah: Yea I know, you guys got steak, I was so jealous
Blackwood: were you outside?
(cut to Buffy on Anne saying "˜I don't think so")
Blackwood: Steak was good,
Sarah: In and out truck's coming later though
Blackwood: In & Out? Is that the burger thing?
Sarah: Burger truck, yea
Blackwood: Oh we don't have that in the UK, In & Out
Sarah: I, you know, we don't have it in New York either, I really like it"¦
Blackwood: Oh really? Are you from New York?
Sarah: I'm from New York
Blackwood: So you only film out here and then you go back?
Sarah: No I live out here now, I've loved here since I've been doing the show for six years
Blackwood: Now I need to ask you, cos I mean"¦
Sarah: Oh no
Blackwood: Nah I need to ask you, how many days do you shoot, ahh Buffy?
Sarah: Nine
Blackwood: Nine days? I can believe that
Sarah: I've got nine days in a week
Blackwood: I can believe that, so like from morning till night basically?
Sarah: Pretty much, yea. I basically sleep here. I go home on weekends sometimes, but I work this weekend, I have maybelline this weekend
Blackwood: So you"¦
Sarah: This is my woah sad story, everyone feels sorry for me now (rolls eyes)
Blackwood: Let the world know cause they don't realise how much pressure your in
Sarah: No, its hard, today ah, lets see today I started at ah, like 9 o clock this morning and I did a whole bunch of scenes for one episode and then we had to reshoot scenes for another episode and now im here with you guys, and then I have to go back and shoot scenes for another episode, and im hoping that by the time I wrap tonight, they'll break me for lunch.
Blackwood: Okay
Sarah: That's why I didn't get the steak
(Cut to clip from a season 6 episode, cant remember which one, but Buffy's in the bank in the red top and black skirt fighting, where she says "˜Stupid skirt')
Blackwood: So you do that, you do that, I mean"¦
Sarah: Nine months a year
Blackwood: Don't you forget your name sometimes, I mean you're so in the Buffy character for so long
(Sarah shows him something on her hand)
Blackwood: That's what im saying, I was going to say it for you. That scrape on your hand
(Sarah laughs)
Blackwood: I didn't want to bring it out but"¦
Sarah: No but not only do they do that, but year I shot Buffy and Scooby-Doo at the same time and I commuted
Blackwood: Yes, from Australia
I did two weeks in LA, two weeks in Australia, two weeks in LA, two weeks in Australia,
Blackwood: So how long did it take you to do that?
Sarah: Ahh six, seven months?
Blackwood: Wow, and what can people expect? I mean, You played Daphne right?
Sarah: I played Daphne, I have no idea, I haven't seen it yet
Blackwood: What was it like becoming Daphne? Did you have to research by watching the cartoon? I mean, like"¦
Sarah: It was the best, I, I don't have to. In my household, we have Scooby-Doo on all the time
Blackwood: I, I used to, I love Scooby-Doo
Sarah: You used to? You don't watch it anymore?
Blackwood: I'm 29 babe, I have to let that go now
Sarah: You're 29? No way!
Blackwood: I'm 29, how old"¦this is really nice, get this on camera"¦how old did you think I was?
Sarah: Oh, 25
Blackwood: Me and you (shakes hands with Sarah) that's what I'm saying
Sarah: Yea
Blackwood: That's what I'm talking about, I don't think we need to do anymore
Sarah: We're good
Blackwood: Its over
Sarah: Who's you favourite? Who's your favourite in America?
Blackwood: I well obviously SMG is my faourite in the whole of America
Sarah: See!
Blackwood: So you know, its over
Sarah: Woo hooo
Blackwood: I think we should go back to the hotel now
----- SECOND PART BELOW-----
Double Post (next time use the edit button!):
cuts to the clip of Buffy coming back to life from Season 6 premiere)
Blackwood: Oh no, no
Sarah: You guys said you were coming, no backing out
Blackwood: I thought you filmed in like a studio cemetery, I didn't realise you'd got o a real
Sarah: Well no, In the first season we would always go to a real cemetery, but I had really bad issues and I couldn't, like I would cry all the time, I was such a puss. Can you say that?
Blackwood: Yes, you just did
Sarah: Puss"¦And ah"¦
Blackwood: That's good
Sarah: I don't know what you can say and what you cant say!
Blackwood: Just test it out, just test it out
Sarah: Yea and then when this is on, its all bleep, bleep, bleep
Blackwood: No we'll keep them, don't worry, we'll be like (makes a yanking movement with hands) "¦no throw it back in
Sarah: And then they build the cemetery, but five years later, and there's still only three tombstones, it looks, it looks kind of pathetic
Blackwood: Same ones back there?
Sarah: Those three tombstones yeah, they were usually people who got fired from our show in the first couple of seasons, when you get fired instead of a cake, you get a tombstone
Blackwood: And the tree, you got trees with wheels
Sarah: We have trees with wheels, yes we do
Blackwood: Only on Buffy
Sarah: We have homes on wheel's, I'm like the only high paid actor that lives in a trailor park
(Blackwood laughs)
Blackwood: you know what, have you ever thought of doing stand-up?
Sarah: I tried it once, and I have to honestly say, it was the scariest moment of my life and I realised the trick to stand up is to don't have someone else write your jokes
Blackwood: Yes
Sarah: Because then if they bombed, I wanna go hey hey I didn't write that one
Blackwood: And you cant
Sarah: Right, cause then"¦then they don't care
Blackwood: And most of the time, the person has walked out of the room anyway, so you can't even point to them
Sarah: Right, and see the thing for me too, is that I have to realise that people laugh at me, not with me, and so I have to get over that
Blackwood: No, no, no. You are very funny, you actually have an....I'm a stand-up"¦you have a natural gift, I'm hearing it
Sarah: Are you stand-up?
Blackwood: Yes. That's terrible isn't it?
Sarah: *laughs* I know, you told me already
Blackwood: I set myself up, are you ready? Okay, I set myself up, I'm cool
Sarah: You wanna hear my funny comedy?
Blackwood: Go ahead, go ahead. I gotta judge it though you know? You know that right?
Sarah: I know, you won't think this is funny, I have confidence
Blackwood: Oh okay, go ahead
Sarah: You'll understand, this is like a story. It could be a tragic story if it didn't end well.
Blackwood: Yeah, that's true
Sarah: So I first come to LA, and you know, I just signed with an agent, and they're talking to me, and anyway, so she looks at me and she said "˜but are you funny?'. Now we know the funny answer is no, so she said "˜are you funny' and I said no, she went "˜okay', and so six months later, I haven't gone out on one comedy anything, nothing comedy, nothing funny, all like serious drama like all those teen movies, you know like "˜my mother was a whore and killed my stepfather, and now I'm going to"¦what do they call them? Disease of the week movies"¦(Blackwood: yeah)"¦and so finally I called her up and I said how come I don't get sent out on any comedies, like what's going on? And she said "˜well you're not funny". I'm all "˜What?', she said well I asked you are you funny, and you said no and I said cause it's the funny answer!'
Blackwood: No see that's the first trick that you've learnt now, you gotta say that you're funny
Sarah: Yeah, but the funny answer is to say you're not, right? Like are you funny? No
Blackwood: Nahh, I am funny
(Cuts to a clip where the Buffybot says "˜ I don't think that's true' to Warren and Spike)
Blackwood: Before we go any further
Sarah: Yes, can we go to a commercial break or something?
Blackwood: We're going to a break rite now, its an infomercial on in a moment
Blackwood: Coming up in part two, Sarah and I get down with questions of comedy, coffins and coffee