Buffy Needs A Boyfriend

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Okay, here's a challenge for all the Bangels, the Spuffies, the Baiths, the Banders,,, to all of the people who believe that Buffy just BELONGS with (fill in the blank). Remember the monks who created Dawn and gave everybody false memories about her always being there? Well, they've been at it again. This time, Buffy's One True Love has been obliterated from existence and no one has any memory of them.

Now poor Buffy is all alone with no one to snuggle up against on cold nights, no one to fight by her side or listen to her most intimate hopes and fears. Buffy desperately needs a lover. Someone NOT in the Buffyverse, and it;s up to you to find her someone. The only requirements are that it has to be someone not in the Buffyverse, and a FICTIONAL character, either from movies, tv, or books (for instance, Buffy's new lover could be Duncan Macleod, the Highlander, because, like her, he is the latest of a long line of warriors fighting in the war against evil . Buffy's new lover could NOT be Johnny Depp, because he's an actor and has ugly ankles.) Got it? Okay, let your imaginations run wild.
 
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Tru Mackney
This is a really interesting topic! Karma for you!
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Wow. Neat topic.
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TrueVengeance
Fantastic topic!
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Blondie Bear
Johnny Depp has ugly ankles? How dare ye?!
haha ugly ankles 😛 And Duncan would be a good match I think *nods*

On General Hospital, I just think Jason Morgan would make a perfect boyfriend to Buffy 😛 They would just fit together great!

I could always imagine Cole from Charmed with Buffy ^-^ He seemed like her type. Plus I can only imagine the chemistry that they would have! Maybe she would treat him better than Phoebe did lol
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Karma for the GH reference - but seriously, the Jasebot? He'd be too much like an Angel redux, what with the 4 inch wall of hair and the broody killer with a heart of gold thing.
haha ugly ankles 😛 And Duncan would be a good match I think *nods*

On General Hospital, I just think Jason Morgan would make a perfect boyfriend to Buffy 😛 They would just fit together great!

I could always imagine Cole from Charmed with Buffy ^-^ He seemed like her type. Plus I can only imagine the chemistry that they would have! Maybe she would treat him better than Phoebe did lol

Wouldn't Cole be too old... oh wait..nvm 😛

haha Yea Cole might work ^_^
 
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TrueVengeance
lol yeah he might just be a little to young compared to Angel and Spike
haha ugly ankles 😛 And Duncan would be a good match I think *nods*

On General Hospital, I just think Jason Morgan would make a perfect boyfriend to Buffy 😛 They would just fit together great!

I could always imagine Cole from Charmed with Buffy ^-^ He seemed like her type. Plus I can only imagine the chemistry that they would have! Maybe she would treat him better than Phoebe did lol
Agree on nice topic 😉 And Duncan's also a nice choice.

I think Jason is too quiet for Buffy - she'd be all like "What are you thinking about?!!!" lol She does like a little bad with her good though.

How about Oliver Queen from Smallville? He's yummy at least lol 😉
 
Dude, awesome thread! I bow to the awesomeness of this thread idea!

I'm also going to vote GH...

Stone Cates.

Stone died and instead of going to Heaven or Hell, he went to the Buffyverse -- sans AIDS and all of its attendant side-effects! He's street smart and a decent fighter, so the slaying gig wouldn't be so different from the gangster world that he's used to. The survival skills that he learned on the street could be an asset to the scooby team. Also, while he's got a big heart, he's not afraid to bend the rules (which scoobies have to do from time to time). He's a man of few words, sort of like Oz, but he's also got an interesting sense of humor. He's good with the black humor jokes. A big plus in the Buffyverse. Best of all, he doesn't get all broody. Stone learned how to appreciate every moment and how to live every day to its fullest. Oh - and while he's perfectly at home on the nighttime streets, he is actually able to go out during the daylight hours.

In a relationship, he's like the perfect guy. He's not controlling, but he's not a doormat, either. He understands the meaning of compromise. He's loyal to a fault; it's the only issue on which he won't budge. He isn't threatened by a woman who's got a talent that he lacks; in fact, he finds it attractive. He treats women with respect and caring (even strippers. lol). According to Robin, he's not half-bad in bed, either (although the first time was a little rocky); he'd "unwrap [her] like a present." It's about time somebody makes Buffy feel cherished! As a partner to Buffy, Stone would be tender, but he'd also be her rock. And he'd take a bullet -- or a stake -- for her any day of the week. Ultimately, he knows he wants marriage and kids, so he'd be willing to give Buffy those things out of life. And given his background, I don't think he'd find the whole being on everyone's hit list thing a particular impediment to doing the family thing. Stone could totally handle the risks of Buffy's line of work -- and he could take a backseat to her slayerness without seeming any less worthwhile in his own right.

Plus, he's super hot and she's totally his type. He digs petite, non-gussied-up chicks with heart-shaped faces and talent out the wazoo.
 
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TrueVengeance
More karma for another GH reference. I forgot all about Stone! *slaps head* Also Jason would be perfect for her because he is EXACTLY like Angel lol
Jayne from Firefly! Oh, no, wait. That wouldn't work at all. : erm :

But it would be hilarious for a few weeks . . . or days . . . or maybe hours. At least.
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Oooh - Jayne. It'd be a fun and funny booty call, at least.
Dude, what about Ares, God of War from the Hercules and Xena shows? Nah. That wouldn't work. He's totally and madly in love with Xena for all time. But Buffy is sort of the modern warrior princess. I can see Ares digging her. Can I see her digging him? Why not? He's her type. He's supernatural, immortal, and handy with a sword. He looks good in leather. He can crack a funny. He has a tendency to struggle with his semi-humanity and to try to redeem himself. He'd knock her around a lot, which is like foreplay for Buffy.

Of course, Buffy likes sex, and those Greek Gods have weird ideas about sex. I mean, let's just hope young Ares didn't get the birds and the bees talk from dear old dad. That talk was bound to include real birds (like, say, swans).



Ooh, hey, while we're in the Sam Raimi verse, what about Ash from the Evil Dead movies? He can fight demons and quip with the best of them! Dude. They might seriously be soul mates. I can't think of a single thing wrong with that pairing.
 
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Blondie Bear
Great ideas. I giggled all the way through this post. Especially at the swan thing.
I'm only posting this cause my hubby won't shut up about it since I mentioned this thread.

He wants Buffy to hook up with Conan the Cimmerian. For all sorts of crazy reasons.

"He's the paragon of masculinity, she's the paragon of femininity! They both like sex! They both have swords! They both kill demons regularly!"

And on and on. Now maybe he'll be happy and shush. :rolleyes0
 
white avenger
white avenger
Conan would be definitely... different
Ok I have only seen a few eps of Supernatural so what about the brother who wasn't in the Gilmore Girls? I have no idea what his name is! But he is really very beautiful and I think he and Buffy would have that bickering thing that Cordy and Xander had down! They both have this sorta stealyness/vulnerabilty in their eyes. I think they would be very good together.😀


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I remember his name! DEAN!!!!!
 
Ok I have only seen a few eps of Supernatural so what about the brother who wasn't in the Gilmore Girls? I have no idea what his name is! But he is really very beautiful and I think he and Buffy would have that bickering thing that Cordy and Xander had down! They both have this sorta stealyness/vulnerabilty in their eyes. I think they would be very good together.😀


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I remember his name! DEAN!!!!!

lol Dean would work!! Plus they are both kick ass demon fighters!!
But then they might have that whole Riley thing where she's too strong,
or something lol! But aside from that, I think they would be funny, and cute!
 
haha this is such a cool thread!!🙂 I'd say....maybe the doctor from dr who because he has the brains and buffy has the strength! together they'd be amazing!
 
I LOVE this! LOVE IT! Because now I can introduce my favorite character of ALL TIME (outside of the Buffyverse) who I think would be a great match for Buffy!

Acheron! http://www.dailyinquisitor.com/hunter/acheron.htm

To sum him up, he is an 11,000 year old (ex) Atlantean god. He was betrayed by his lover, Artemis and became the first Dark Hunter.

No one knows more what it's like to have the weight of the world on your shoulders than Ash.

If not Ash, then Caleb from The Covenant. As I've said before, I don't think Buffy can make it work with a "normal" guy. So unless Jason Morgan obtains superpowers in the near future, I don't think they'd make it. Though it would make for a good story.

Oh, here's another good one, how about Seeley Booth?:lmao:
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Stone Cold? "Normal?" What if his brain-bashed-into-a-tree incident gave him super Stone Cold powers? lol.
Ok I have only seen a few eps of Supernatural so what about the brother who wasn't in the Gilmore Girls? I have no idea what his name is! But he is really very beautiful and I think he and Buffy would have that bickering thing that Cordy and Xander had down! They both have this sorta stealyness/vulnerabilty in their eyes. I think they would be very good together.😀


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I remember his name! DEAN!!!!!

That would be so funny because they're both conceded! They'd fight all of the time! That would be hilarious!!!:lmao:
 
He is the only person that I culd atcually see her with...none of the others fit in my head!🙂
 
She just seems like the kind of person who likes to look at herself...like me!!!

No more than the average girl and I think alot of it was her maintain some semblence of a normal life. She needed to be girly in order to feel like an actual girl and not just a Slayer.
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Good point!
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