Buffy Quotes

[Cast No Shadow]

What are your ultimate Buffy quotes? Either your favourites, or the ones you relate to the most, or ones that strike a chord with you.

Are there any you've used in real life?

I think this is INCREDIBLY hot. I wouldn't dare say it to anyone in real life, but I love it. It's a quote I always remember.

FAITH (as Buffy): I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong.

 

[Goby]

From the greatest philosopher in the Whedonverse:


Kids today need discipline. That's an unpopular word these days, "discipline." I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.

 

[kittenpoker]

so many! I love all the little "buffyisms"...two stick out for me right now

-somewhere that is else and

-you're not wrong

also adding a "y" to the end of nouns.

 

[FetalPig]

"ON THE DESSERT CART!!"

 

[Taake]

Two of my all time favorites (that me and my sis will repeat randomly for a chuckle) are:

Xander: "I knew this 'I'm the only one, I'm the only one' was just an attention getter!"

Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

One I often use in real life (because I'm terribly scatter-brained) is "Like a steel trap" (Buffy), whenever I remember something.

And in a classroom, when I got a non-sensical answer to a questions I hadn't even asked, I used the "Thank you I feel much more abstract now" (Buffy)

🙂

oh and almost forgot Cordy's "There's not enough yuck in the world"

 

[VisionGirl]

Wow the answer to this question changes on a regular basis for me. At the moment it's " Cool. Crossbow. Huh, check out these babies. Hmm, goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality."

 

[Hale Caesar]

Angel in Passion is easily my favorite

Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting. And though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead.

 

[Litheran]

Does signing songs from the musical count as quoting? Not something I use but one of my favorite lines is.

"The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones."

 

[koolsheena]

My favorites are:

"I like to think of myself as a 'guestage'" and "Well hello there gentle viewers" from Andrew both quotes from season 7.

 

[kittenpoker]

"and you! you're going to live forever and you don't have time for a cup of coffee?!?"

 

[Tammy]

Got to be Whistler's speech in becoming:

Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are. You'll see what I mean.

 

[Username]

From Btvs my favorite quote is

Willow: I'm a bloodsucking fiend! look at my outfit!

and from Ats it's

Gunn: Now we're saving a vampire from vampires, I got two words for that: nuh and uh.


hehe

 

[Miss Kitty]

One of my favorites, in season 4 :

Xander (while Spike packs up this things, including Xander's radio) : "That's my radio !!"
Spike: "And you 're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil."


😛

 

[Willow My Love]

I use, "I have my own fun," all the time.

Oh, and I went to my best friend's parent's house, and her dad asked why I was there. I told him to find my midget (my best friend is pretty short.) He said, "No, really. Why are you in my house?" And I said, "Well, 'I'm here to violate your first born,' never really goes over well with parents. Not sure why." He laughed and walked away. Score one for Riley. 😀 (Her parents swore we had a relationship going at one point. Never happened. Now we joke about it.)

And I love the hootenanny quote from Oz, and the "your logic does not resemble our earth logic," and the making kitty go bonkers with catnip quote. 🙂

Oh, and I tell people, "When [insert name of other friend here] wants me to do something, he/she says please. And afterwards, I get a cookie!" a lot.

There are so many...

 

[VisionGirl]

[MENTION=10498]Willow My Love[/MENTION]-
Comments on this post
VisionGirl agrees: Gasp- your banner is Aweso

That was supposed to say awesome, buy you knew that lol!

 

[mandi]

there are so many and so many funny ones. but here goes
season one...Buffy: I'll be back in a minute.

Willow: Oh, that's okay, you don't have to come back.

Buffy: (smiles) I'll be back in a minute.

NEXT ONE Buffy: Uh, Hi! Willow, right?

Willow: Why? I-I mean, hi! Uh, did you want me to move?

Buffy: Why don't we start with, 'Hi, I'm Buffy,' and, uh, then let's

segue directly into me asking you for a favor. It doesn't involve moving, but it does involve hanging out with me for a while.

Willow: But aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?

Buffy: I can't do both?

Willow: Not legally. [edit]

NEXT ONE Willow: I thought Xander was going to show up.

Buffy: Oh, are you guys going out?

Willow: No, we’re just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up.

Buffy: How come?

Willow: He stole my Barbie. (sees the look Buffy’s giving her) Oh, we were five,

AND THIS IS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE.... SO MANY LOVE THIS SHOW XXX

 

[WillowForEver]

I Have A lot of Favorites But Some Are:

Buffy- "Does it ever get easy?"
Giles- "What do you want me to say?"
Buffy- "Lie to me."
Giles- Yes, it's terribly simple.
The good guys are always stalwart and true.
The bad guys are easily distinguished by their
pointy horns or black hats and we always defeat
them and save the day. Nobody ever dies, and
everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy- "... Liar."

TARA-
There's so much to work through.
Trust has to build again, on both
sides...
you have to learn if you're even the
same people you were, if you can fit
in each other's lives, it's a long
and important process and can we just
skip it? Can you just be kissing me
now?

Willow: Oh, I"” I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Oh. Good for me

And Last But Not least.

BUFFY-
Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you.
I'll always love you. But this is the work
I have to do. Tell Giles I... I figured it
out. And I'm okay. Give my love to my
friends. You have to take care of them
now -- you have to take care of each
other. You have to be strong. Dawn.
The hardest thing in this world is to
live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.

i Got Teary Eyed On The Last Quote:biggrin4:

 

[ticonderouga]

This is tough as their are so many great quotes, I mean you could probably find at least one great quote from every episode. These are not in any particular order.

Xander: Sometimes I just shouldn't say words

Xander: Does anyone else miss the mayor "I just want to be a big snake?"

Xander: Who's the little fear demon? Giles: Xander stop that. Xander: Why is he dangerous? Giles: No its just tacky

Spike: Lets go save the world for puppies and Christmas, vampires ohhh nasty... come on lets kill something!

Giles: it appears to be of supernatural origin. Willow: How can you tell. Giles: Well its so shiny

Buffy: What if their problems are all weird and strange? Xander: I think you underestimate you familiarity with the world of weird and strange.

Willow: Maybe you could do that thing with your mouth that boys like, Oh not that bad thing, your supposed to stop me when I do that. Oz: I like it when you do that

Oz: I am going to ask you out, to be honest I'm a little nervous about it to be honest. Willow: If it helps I'm going to say "yes." Oz: It does, it provides a comfort zone, do you wanna go to a party with me tomorrow night? Willow: Oh I can't. Oz: Well, I like that your unpredictable.

Angel: ...you wore you heart for all to see. Buffy: That's sweet...and taken literally really gross. Angel: I was just thinking that.

 

[kittenpoker]

I love the repetition of some quotes... for example, how someone will ask a question and before the other person can answer a third person will say "it's a long story" then the person who was asked the question will give a brief summary, like 4 words or so and the third person will say, "or maybe not"

 

[nightshade]

Buffy finding out about Giles and Joyce

BUFFY Why are you...? (she bolts up in bed) You had sex with Giles?!
JOYCE (gasps)
BUFFY YOU HAD SEX WITH GILES?!
JOYCE (turns to hurry out of the room) It was the candy! We were teenagers!
BUFFY On the hood of a police car?!?
JOYCE (stops just outside the room looking back) I'll be downstairs. You feel better. (she hurries away)
BUFFY (calling after her) TWICE!!!!

Also Oz's thoughts from the same episode
OZ: I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist.