Buffy: Words of Wisdom

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Words to live by from the Buffy Series:

* Tact is just not saying true stuff.

* When in doubt...cheat.

*The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

* Love makes you do the wacky.

*There's no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate

* It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old girl to unplug her phone

* Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.

* To forgive is an act of compassion. It's, not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.

* All men are created equal is propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving

* Raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff.

* Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons
 
Chokes on his morning coffee, giggling.

No, I didn't forget those.

You know what though? If you do have additions to the list, feel free to add them.

I collect lists of Buffy quotes in different categories. It amuses me..

On second though, I think I may add the "fire bad" thing. If you think about it long enough it gets kind of deep, doesn't it?

You're going to hate me for saying this concerning the "cookie" analogy, but I can't help myself. I think that bit was Joss's way of saying Blondes shouldn't be running around trying to have deep thoughts.
 
Can you say what episode they are from also?
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Sorry I can't. The way I generally collect these is I put 2 or 3 on a message board then I ask people to add to them. They don't often give me all the information.

Hey...Wanna see another list instead. This one is a list of BTVS insults and sarcasm. I collect them, because I think some day I might want to say something nasty to somebody and I won't have an insult handy.

* Nice dress! Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears. -- Cordelia: Welcome To the Hellmouth

* Excuse me. Who gave you permission to exist -- Cordelia: Welcome to the Hellmouth

*Feel free to drop dead of a
wasting disease in the next twenty seconds

* You need a personality stat --Welcome To the Hellmouth

* Who died and made you Elvis?: Cordelia

* Who gave you permission to exist: Cordelia

* Pathetic little no-life vegan: Snyder

* tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?: Cordelia

* Whistler: you couldn't go three rounds with a fruit fly!

* how I hate this, let me count the ways.

* I'd say it's nice to see you, but then we both know that's a big fib.

* Yes, I lied, I'm a bad person, let's move on.

* "Okay, at this point you are abusing sarcasm."

* Y'know, hey, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker! : Xander

* Cordelia, your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good. : Buffy

* Could you contemplate getting over yourself for a second?

* Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now. --Cordelia: When She Was Bad

Cordelia: Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren't you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous? -- When She Was Bad

Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event.

--Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1- 800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.-- Willow: Phases

I think you splashed on just a little too much 'Obsession For Dorks'. --Cordelia:


* Hit him with fruits and various meats.--Villager: (Selfless)

* OK, I'm gonna let that sentence come around again before I jump on.

* "Can you vague that up for me?" Buffy

* If you really are my friend, you'd better stay away from me. And if you aren't... you'd better stay away-- Willow (Seeing Red, I think)

* Boy, of all the humiliations you've had, I've witnessed, that was the latest-- Cordelia (The Zeppo, I think)

* Your logic does not resemble our earth logic: Buffy

* Don't you have an elsewhere to be?"

* Why am I surprised at how helpful you're not?"

* And in some language, thats English?
or
* What language is that you're speaking?

* pathetic much?"

* Not until you're never.

* What is your major malfunction?

* What is your chidhood trauma?
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nice lists, the insults are so funny. I thought of a couple more words of wisdom

*They may not look it but bunnies can really take care of themselves

*Passion rules us all and we obey, what other choice do we have?

*There are moments in you life that make you, that set the course of who you're gonna be. Sometimes they are little subtle moments, sometimes there not.

*The monkey is the only cookie animal that wears clothes
 
what about....

"Buffy you really do need every squar einch of your ass kicked."

that was great.. not the actual words, just the fact that its coming from "yipee scholl on staurday" Willow
 
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