Buffy's love interests Shag, Marry and Kill.

-Marry: Angel - 'cause that way I get to shag him for the rest of my life anyway
-Shag: I'm gonna go with...Riley. I just feel sorry for the poor bloke. He may be boring but doesn't deserve to die. It'll be a pity-shag.

Which leaves...
-Kill: Spike. Which is unfortunate, as he's way more fun than Riley (am I allowed to shag him before I stake him though...?😉)
 
EarthLogic said:
-Marry: Angel - 'cause that way I get to shag him for the rest of my life anyway
-Shag: I'm gonna go with...Riley. I just feel sorry for the poor bloke. He may be boring but doesn't deserve to die. It'll be a pity-shag.

Which leaves...
-Kill: Spike. Which is unfortunate, as he's way more fun than Riley (am I allowed to shag him before I stake him though...?😉)
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You are going to sleep with Riley out of pity? LOL
 
dcai0830 said:
You are going to sleep with Riley out of pity? LOL
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Only 'cause there's no other option besides killing him. Which I cannot do. Because it's wrong...
(I mean it's not like there's the option of strapping him to a plane and sending deep into the heart of the jungle to live amongst a matriarchal tribe of incredibly strong and intimidating women, is there?)

Though if Faith is being counted as a love interest then I'll totally change my answer to Faith.
 
ChaseRules
ChaseRules
That sounds like a great idea for Riley : )
Fun game. 😎

dcai0830 said:
You guys are really cheating with Faith here.
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Such an easy way around that, seriously. People lack imagination sometimes.

Marry: Polygamy, baby. So probably Riley and Satsu. Keeping my options open for more.

Shag: Angel/Faith in an awesome threesome. See what I did there?

Kill: Spike, because small guys freak me out and The Stink, yuck (never changes clothes and smokes/drinks all day and is never seen near a shower). So no shagging, ever. *shudders*
 
RomanticSoul said:
Kill: Spike, because small guys freak me out and The Stink, yuck (never changes clothes and smokes/drinks all day and is never seen near a shower). So no shagging, ever. *shudders*
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I have to headcanon that he must have found a shower/water pipe somewhere near him, if only because I can't imagine Buffy ever being depressed enough to sleep with a guy who never washes!
 
EarthLogic said:
I have to headcanon that he must have found a shower/water pipe somewhere near him, if only because I can't imagine Buffy ever being depressed enough to sleep with a guy who never washes!
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Maybe vampire sweat glands are as functional as their hearts so they can wash once and stay fresh for the rest of their unlife.
 
Ethan Reigns said:
Maybe vampire sweat glands are as functional as their hearts so they can wash once and stay fresh for the rest of their unlife.
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Angel seems to sweat after physical exertion or when he's being tortured/poisoned. But sure, vampires are probably not as smelly as humans since lack of other bodily functions + no warmth=no fun for bacteria.

But just because they can't produce ick doesn't mean they can't get ick on them. They are solid after all. Spike's bound to get mud, dirt and blood on him after a fight, and his crypt is filthy - I doubt he gives it a regular wipe-down with a can of Mr Sheen* - so he's probably accumulating dirt just by lying in it. And then there's the cigarette smoke.

*UK brand of dusting spray
 
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I think I remember Angelus washing in a fountain on BtVS (<-unreliable). I do remember him giving Lilah lip about her lack of personal grooming after hiding in the sewers.
 
WillowFromBuffy said:
I think I remember Angelus washing in a fountain on BtVS (<-unreliable). I do remember him giving Lilah lip about her lack of personal grooming after hiding in the sewers.
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That he did. In IOHEFY there's a little fountain in the garden of the mansion where he tries to scrub away the love he felt after kissing Buffy. It's a scene I appreciate very much! 😀
 
RomanticSoul said:
The Stink, yuck (never changes clothes and smokes/drinks all day and is never seen near a shower). So no shagging, ever. *shudders*
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EarthLogic said:
I have to headcanon that he must have found a shower/water pipe somewhere near him, if only because I can't imagine Buffy ever being depressed enough to sleep with a guy who never washes!
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No amount of showers would get that smoke smell out of the leather jacket. And the stinky smoker's breath. Icky.
 
RomanticSoul
RomanticSoul
Exactly. The stink would be on clothes, skin....everywhere.
WillowFromBuffy said:
I think I remember Angelus washing in a fountain on BtVS (<-unreliable). I do remember him giving Lilah lip about her lack of personal grooming after hiding in the sewers.
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Angel showers. We've seen him shower in AtS a number of times. But I haven't ever seen another vamp shower. Hmmmmm.
 
Angel is the cleanest one of everybody, given we see him showering all the darn time! Usually with a lot of billowing steam (Sanctuary is a notable example).

He likes HOT showers, which is interesting given his body temperature and desire to be human. He also comments on human warmth and feeling the cold a fair bit in a romantic context ("So warm. I miss that." and "Don't you feel the cold?").

Of course, for the writers, it was also yet another excuse to get David Boreanaz's shirt off. LOL.

We also see him grouchy about being covered in demon gore and immediately wanting to head into a shower. He's also the vampire we have telling other vampires he's fighting to use a breath mint. Angel was as critical of others' poor grooming habits as Angelus was to Lilah. Not to mention, after 20 years in alleys eating rats, he probably couldn't shower enough.

It became a bit of a character trait that he was a clean freak and was going nuts when Cordy invaded his home in Rm w/ a Vu (leaving her wet towel on his leather chair, getting peanut butter on his bed and cutting up his linoleum floor). We also see him excited over warm laundry and then talking about the need to iron his clothes. AtS often made a joke about how he was Mr. Domestic. He even cooked breakfast for the team even though he doesn't eat.
 
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NileQT87 said:
Of course, for the writers, it was also yet another excuse to get David Boreanaz's shirt off. LOL.
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Well duh! Also - *applauds writers*

I love that he's a clean freak. Manly cleanliness is sexy (and in my experience also rare, no offence to all the menfolk here😛)
 
Shag: Angel
Marry: Faith
Kill: Spike- but I'd let Riley do it, I couldn't be bothered.

dcai0830 said:
You guys are really cheating with Faith here. There may have been to flirting on Faith's end but they never even kissed.
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Forehead kisses count! In 'Enemies' and 'Graduation Day PT 2' they were smooching each other in the face. 😀
 
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