Buffyverse Dating

Samuel Reyes

Samuel Reyes

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Simple enough: Pick three Buffyverse characters you would date, describe what would take place on that date, and whether you'd want to meet up with them next week for a second date. 😀 
My choices:
1. Faith: I'll take any Faith, be it young, carefree Faith, or stable, post-prison Faith; regardless of her current mental state, she is the epitome of fun - a guy's girl who doesn't mind getting down and dirty. The perfect place to hang with Faith would be at an amusement park, of course -- play ski ball, ride the rollercoaster, eat a few hot dogs, maybe catch a movie. After that, we can go clubbing (dancing included), pick a few fights, take a furnished automobile for a drive and totally wreck it, then if she still has the energy, go back to her place and see where the evening takes us (if everything goes according to plan, a certain schoolgirl uniform and bullwhip would be involved). Would I go out with her again? Hell, yes. Personally, I woudn't mind teaching Faith a thing or two about relationships. 😀 Just pray to God that after the first date I don't get the Xander treatment.
2. Tara: The one person on this list that I feel would have the patience to put up with all my various quirks. Tara strikes me as a classy girl, so we would go ballroom dancing, eat at a fancy restaurant, take a walk in the park, and quite frankly, spend most of our time talking. She has such a lovely voice and I could listen to her talk all day. Maybe park at a secluded spot and watch the sun go down. And if she's game, we can do a spell together. 🙂
3. Fred: Fred's clearly a girl that likes to have fun, but not the wild, bloodthirsty fun I'd indulge with Miss Faith. Rather, start off with a big breakfast of pancakes and waffles, go to a planetarium and listen to her talk science-y stuff, snag a couple of tacos from the nearest available taco stand, and finish the day at a rodeo where I would win her a prize and she could ride the mechanical bull. Since we're both from Texas, going to a rodeo should be fairly commonplace. Second date? How could say I no? 🙂
 
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thetopher
thetopher
Great thread idea! :)
1. Angel: I'll take him to the beach at night. Chill out, listen to the waves roll in, talk about books and stuff. Bring a picnic for me and bloodbag for him 😉
2. Graham: I'll take him to dinner at a nice bistro, some wine some good food... and that's all I'm telling you about my hopes for the evening 😀
3. Olaf (pre-troll, not to be a trollist though...): He seemed like he knew how to have fun! I'd take him to one of the medieval restaurants in town, watch a fire show, drinks some mead, dance and sing and just have an all around good time I bet!

I'd like to think I'd call them all for a second date!
 
My picks:
Oz: We would go to a CD store and listen to some music together, then go catch a movie and afterwards go back to his place and order a pizza, all while exchanging very few words with each other throughout the entire date.

Faith: Crash a party with her, leave the party and go to a meat diner since we crashed a boring party, then go find a pub where she can drink all she wants while I watch her get drunk and break into a mattress store where I let her drunkenly jump on the yet to be bought mattresses there until she crashes (and join her), then drag her to her motel room unconscious and take care of her until her hangover is over (I want to show her that dating isn't all about schoolgirl outfits and bullwhips 😛)

Cordy (a mix of BtVS Cordy and AtS Cordy): Go to the mall with her while I window shop and she spends a lot of money buying pretty things, then film her for an audition which she nails perfectly, then go celebrate by helping the helpless.
 
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Faith: (before she goes rogue) Go-carts can be pretty fun, so we'd start off with that. Then a pizza place, pig out and get into some nerd argument about comic books. Then go and play some pool, hustle some guys, get caught hustling, and so get into a bar fight.
Afterwards comes some frenetic dancing at a club, then we'd end up with coffee and pie in an open all night cafe. She'd steal most of my pie, we'd idly chat away. We'd split there so she can go and slay things and I can avoid the 'get-some-get-gone' treatment (I'm a third date rule guy!) but we'd definitely see each other again. The girl's a big ball of fun. 🙂

(post-prison) Faith: not a date exactly, more like a road-trip across the US. That girl needs to get out and and see the world.

Buffy: Day out on the promenade, near the beach. Plenty of sunshine, laughs, goofy hand-eye coordination games, normal stuff. She'd win me some sort of stuffed animal after succeeding in one of those strong-man games. I would in turn dazzle her with my ability to throw a hoop around a floaty duck.
We'd eat lots of unhealthy things- hot dogs, giros, nachos, candy floss. Later we'd take in an exclusive ice-capade show one of the good ones-with back stage passes and then his a late-night ice cream parlor to round out the night. I'd walk her home and we'd say our good nights.
It would be a good 'chill out and have fun' date so I don't imagine a follow-up. I don't think I'm her type anyway.

Oz: All-night, totally chilled out, jamming session. Enough said. 🙂 And yeah, we'd have a second date because he's awesome and we have lots of things in common.
 
1. Xander: We'll go see a Marvel movie and then discuss plot, characters, themes during dinner in a nice restaurant, not too fancy. Then we'll head back to his place, role play our favorite characters from the movie and have sex. 😀 Post-sex we'll discuss fanfic possibilities and maybe for our next date, we'll go to a comic-con and cosplay the characters.

2. Spike: We'll go on a ride on his motorcycle to any place where we can sit and look at Sunnydale from top, we'll talk about literature and life in the 19th century. We'll have a very light snack, because we've got a lot of work once we head back to his crypt. 😀 And if he's a real good boy on the next date, I'll prick my finger and let him suck a tiny bit of my blood.

3. Giles: I'll drag him to a club. He'll pretend to be stuffy and grown up, but then I get him to loosen up and discover that he's a great dancer. Then I'll drag him to a karaoke bar and we'll sing our hearts out. After that we'll grab a bite to eat and head back to his place where he'll play me the guitar and sing with his enchanting voice.
 
Taake
Taake
lol, love the image of you dragging Giles to a club!
Buffy: We can go ice skating, I guess, or watch an ice skating show or an ice skating movie, you know, something ice skating, though preferably something that does not involve me actually ice skating. Then we can go to some nice place and eat some food, Buffy likes food, right? Or I can bring some food and we can eat it in some nice place. I'll also bring a first aid kit because it's Buffy so we're totally gonna get jumped by some zombies/vampires/demons, or worse, by one of her conveniently possessed/mind-controlled ex-boyfriends wanting to beat the crap out of me. That or she'll just leave in the middle of the date 'cause she has to save some losers or something. Another date? You mean, after I'm released from the hospital? Yeah, I think I'll pass.

Willow: We can go grab some coffee, or go watch the stars or do something equally mother earth and wicca and boring and I can bring a vacuum flask with mocha and chocolate and stuff. Alternatively, a rock concert would be OK, I suppose?

Anya: Can't we, like, just have sex instead? And then have sex again?
 
Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes
That's totally what Anya would ask. ;)
As much as I want to go on a date with Faith, I don't think she could handle me 😉 (just joking, I wouldn't be able to handle her. As much as I got a bit of a wild streak, I usually prefer doing stuff within the law on a first date). That and we'd both probably be awful for each other, if you put damaged goods together you just end up with a big mess. Na, I'll just offer to be her friend, we'd be awful at dating.

So I would pick:
Tara:
I feel like Tara and I would get along really great. We're both kinda shy, so eh things might be a bit awkward at first, but I'm sure we could find some stuff in common to talk about. I'd want to hear all about the place magic takes in her life, and about the balance of things, and about her mother and how she taught her. We could go for a nice evening out on the lake, bring some blanket, and just talk. I feel like she's not one for big crowds and neither am I, so that'd work great. And then we could just cuddle up and fall asleep by the water, you know the yukky romantic stuff, I'd do that with Tara. Second date, hell yes, and a third, and a fourth, and so on.

Fred:
I'd bring her for a super geeky date. We'd go to a science museum or something and look at all the cool shit! Then we'd go to the IMAX theatre to see a documentary about nature. Than maybe we could just go and do a bit of hiking to do something a little different. We'd just talk about really nerdy stuff and theorize about the big life philosophical questions.

Doyle
We would just totally go to a trashy little Irish bar and drink a few pints. Than we'd get into a fierce competition of who is the best pool player, and I'd kick his ass. Finally we'd stumble home fairly drunk and we'd both be a nervous mess about whether we should kiss or not. I might be up for a second date but only if he doesn't pass on his visions.

Honorable mention to Giles, I'd totally go riding horses with him, but he's a bit too old to take out on a date 😛
 
thetopher
thetopher
I love your Fred date. I'd like that as well. :)
So, would the Transuding Furies count as one date or three?
 
Depends if you're dating them separately or pulling an Angel and taking them all at once. Since they always appear together, I'll say they count as one.
 
Blaze said:
As much as I want to go on a date with Faith, I don't think she could handle me 😉 (just joking, I wouldn't be able to handle her. As much as I got a bit of a wild streak, I usually prefer doing stuff within the law on a first date). That and we'd both probably be awful for each other, if you put damaged goods together you just end up with a big mess. Na, I'll just offer to be her friend, we'd be awful at dating.
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Hey, you could make it 'friend date'...wait, are these meant to romantic hook-ups? Because me and Oz y'know, he's cool and all but...ah, to hell with it, I still probably would. 😉
Not Buffy though, I wouldn't survive.

You could always date reformed Season 7 Faith. At least she asks your permission before she starts fondling you.
Plus she's really hot. 😀
 
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You could always date reformed Season 7 Faith. At least she asks your permission before she starts fondling you.
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Haha yes, Faith asking Wood if she was "out of line" before jumping his bones was a sign of her maturing as a person. Kudos to you, Faith, may you get the love you deserve in the near future!
 
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thetopher said:
Hey, you could make it 'friend date'...wait, are these meant to romantic hook-ups? Because me and Oz y'know, he's cool and all but...ah, to hell with it, I still probably would. 😉
Not Buffy though, I wouldn't survive.

You could always date reformed Season 7 Faith. At least she asks your permission before she starts fondling you.
Plus she's really hot. 😀
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haha well I did assume these were the romantic type of dates 😛 Are friend date a thing now? I guess reformed Faith is a good alternative 😛 But let's be honest, I'd fondle any Faith if she was up for it! Does it count as a date if it happens in my bed?
 
Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes
Haha no they don't have to be 'romantic' dates
thetopher
thetopher
I'd count a 'bed date' as a big win! :)
1- Buffy
We would spend the day riding Harleys.

2- Jennifer
It would be popcorn and movies.. but not at AMC with it's bogus corn.

3- Mistress Meerna
We could shop for hair dye together then learn why she earned her name.
 
Oh well if they aren't all romantic dates, Giles and I are definitely going for a ride!
 
I'd so go out and drink an old fashioned or ten and have a total bitchfest with Lilah. Trendy bar, driven around in a limousine, would go into the W&H offices drunk and dig up files on people I don't like and ruin their life. End the night by being whisked off to a five star hotel for spa treatments, then cackling like drunk witches in the jacuzzi about the fun we had whilst guzzling down a few glasses of frosty cold dom perignon before bed.
 
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