Buy a town

But seriously, think for a minute. If everyone here chipped in, we could have our own little world. A cinema which played Angel and Buffy around the clock, a karaoke bar (with Lorne's photo out front), a Bronze...even a little spot where we can burn Kennedy and Eve in effigy! Maybe restrooms labelled "Spuffy" and "Bangel." God help anyone who uses the wrong one. 😛

So many possibilities...
 
But you are forgetting one thing, its bloody crappy Queensland,
the state that put the word girt in the Australian national anthem, the word that is hardly ever used, anywhere.
What does the word GIRT mean = we have you surrounded. (Girt by sea = surrounded by water, in the anthem)
When the police position themselves about the house where a gunman is holding hostage, how many times have you heard the police say,
Surrender we have you girt! ?
The state has the worst weather in all of Australia, hail stones the size of baseballs, that many cyclones each year, floods, draughts it gets bloody hot
and guess where the worst of all creatures, insects, arachnids, fish and jellyfish gather, bloody Queensland. Then there's the name, the people there (98% of them) hate homosexuals so why say it is (a) queens land?
And some of the most ludicrously stupid politicians who make Trump look like a member of mensa.
 
I read that Australia pay good money and that drainage engineers are in high demand.... I should start looking haha
 
What, drainage engineers are in high demand? For areas that keep flooding? For areas prone to flash flooding? For areas that are in danger due to the rising sea levels?
And will you have a nice place to live as long as you like caravans and being hundreds of miles from a town and what a fantastic night life.. .. the stars are a sight to behold out there, as long as you are on top of the caravan. Them mosquito's do not fly very high. It is truly a lovely place to live. Makes you wonder why I don't live out there, hmmm.
 
Steven123 said:
I read that Australia pay good money and that drainage engineers are in high demand.... I should start looking haha
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True true. Any functional job has a future here. And pay rates are mindblowing. Although I think $1000 a week is good dosh, while perth majority call that slave labour lol.

I like @Amber Bunny Slippers idea.
Amber Bunny Slippers said:
(with Lorne's photo out front),
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I want a wax Lorne! Complete with song when you smack his heart.

a Bronze...even a little spot where we can
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I did read that part of the town recently burnt down... Are you channeling this?


Being QLD it would have similar sunnydale climate and giant snakes. @ILLYRIAN, mad Katter could be mayor 😉
 
HoppyHippy said:
True true. Any functional job has a future here. And pay rates are mindblowing. Although I think $1000 a week is good dosh, while perth majority call that slave labour lol.

I like @Amber Bunny Slippers idea.

I want a wax Lorne! Complete with song when you smack his heart.




I did read that part of the town recently burnt down... Are you channeling this?


Being QLD it would have similar sunnydale climate and giant snakes. @ILLYRIAN, mad Katter could be mayor 😉
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Oh. I forgot about the snakes! 🙁 But $1000 a week sound nice.
 
Yeah on one of the facebook groups they were saying it is basically the equivalent to about 14 pound an hour here..., I'd be happy with that haha
 
Generally aussies have a terrible work/life balance. Thats why they diss my single life choices. I work less with no debt or children lol. Then I use down time to bitch on the internet 😉

Actually, I think there is cheaper land of similar size where I am now. Nicer climate,closer to the beach. We'd just have to rebuild. Like Sunnydale after the destruction. More likely to have to fight off These guys than demons though.
 
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And there was me thinking you meant the councillors and political numbats
The town hall might have an interesting debate, if it remains empty.
 
We could have a huge bonfire once a week and throw Sineyans in it. 😀 We'd dance to the sound of their screams and clap as their flesh burned. Yassss! #BlackThornRules
 
I am all for the bonfire! Less for the burning of human flesh. But totally up for a ritual animal sacrifice and naked moon dancing 😁
 
I'll bring the tasty snacks. (Totally not laced for the thornies). Succulant roo burgers with egg and mayo, and roo jerky for the bogans amoung us.
Gotta have marshmellows too!

we'd have to some order of things, and an apocolypse plan..
 
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