Cat Bites Are Linked to Depression

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Cat Bites Are Linked To Depression

THE REASON WHY IS NOT FULLY CLEAR. MAYBE CATS JUST DISLIKE DEPRESSED PEOPLE.

What's the matter--cat bite your hand? After combing through the health records of 1.3 million people over 10 years, researchers found an unusual link between cat bites and depression. More than 41 percent of those who had presented to hospitals with cat bites were also treated for depression at some point. Furthermore, 86 percent of the people that had been both bitten and diagnosed with depression were women. If you are a woman who's been bitten by a cat, there's nearly a 50 percent chance that you will be diagnosed with depression at some point, the study suggests.

Puzzling findings, there. What's going on? The researchers don't know. But they do outline some guesses.

There's possibility that people who are depressed are more likely to own cats to begin with (and thus are more likely to be bit than non-owners). As the rearchers write, in PLOS ONE:

There is substantial evidence to suggest that pet ownership results in multiple health benefits, both physical and mental. For example, pet ownership has been shown to reduce elevated blood pressure caused by mental stress even better than antihypertensive medications. Pets can also provide substantial social support. A study in Switzerland reported that among people living alone, cats could improve their mood. As such, it may be that depressed individuals, especially women, are more likely to own cats for companionship.

It's also possible that depressed people act in a way that makes cats more likely to bite them:
Some animals may bite more in response to changes in their owners' mental state or level of responsiveness. For example, depressed individuals often make less eye contact compared to those without depression. Some animals, such as dogs, horses, and pigs are known to respond to human social cues such as gestures, gaze, and focus. Even cats may respond to respond to pointing gestures and human gaze. One study reported that the type of activity being undertaken by a test subject had a large impact on a cat's behavior.

But perhaps the "most intriguing" possibility is that cat owners are more likely to be infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii; studies hint that the protozoan, carried by cats and transmitted in their feces, can cause changes in the brains of the humans it infects:

Infections from the parasite have been associated with self-inflicted violence as well as increased suicide rates in women. It has also been suggested that the inflammatory cytokines released during a T. gondii infection in the brain may be the cause of depression in some patients.

Hahaha this is why Sineyan dogs committed mass suicide. Our cats bit them! Awesome!
 
Nice thought vellavu, but I do see one problem with that line of thought. You appear to be working on the assumption that the cause of depression in Sineyan dogs is the T. gondii infection in the brain. Sineyan dogs have a brain that is nothing more than a bowel, information goes in and waste material comes out.
 
The thing with animals though is you don't want to make eye contact with them because they view prolonged eye contact as a threat and are more likely to bite. Not making eye contact is not a bad thing.
 
Of course the Black Thorns who are bitten by their own cats are going to be depressed. Black Thorns have signed up to be evil, thinking this will protect them and they realize their pets are even more evil and bite them. They have nowhere to go - they can't jump ship to Sineya or even an unaligned position so they are stuck with cats that bite them. That's depressing!
 
Well there you go Ethan Reigns talking as if you know what you are talking about.
For starters we of Black Thorn didn't sign up to be evil, we already were. Just because our pets can give us a depression it does not make them more evil than us. But it is that thought that we cannot jump ship to Sineya that makes us happy again.
What happens if the cats do keep biting us? It's like if we get cold feet, give two cats a good hard kick up the jacksie and hey-presto pussy cat slippers.
 
I've taught DivaCat to only bite Sineyans..... because why would something inherently evil bite something just as evil as she is? You'd never have Darth Vadar and Voldemort go up against each other, they'd team up to take on Luke Skywalker & Harry Potter.....

Just excuse me a moment, I need to take my Prozac......
 
@vellavu ,I like how you make posts about various topics I wouldn't have heard of otherwise 🙂

I don't think there is a link between the two, because when an animal is scared, it will bite anyone, depressed or not.

I've taught DivaCat to only bite Sineyans..... because why would something inherently evil bite something just as evil as she is? You'd never have Darth Vadar and Voldemort go up against each other, they'd team up to take on Luke Skywalker & Harry Potter.....
This makes perfect sense to me, a proud Sineyan.
 
@vellavu ,I like how you make posts about various topics I wouldn't have heard of otherwise 🙂

I don't think there is a link between the two, because when an animal is scared, it will bite anyone, depressed or not.

But cats arnt scared - they are just jerks.

I've been bitten by more arsehole animals than scared ones. Ever given pony rides before? Those lil things arnt scared - they just hate the children as much as I do. I dont blame them but if i was to let said pony bite child - I'd be in the wrong. In my extensive animal experience - the pricks bite more than the scared ones do.

Cat owners never get blamed for their cats attacks - "they are just cats" well I am just human and if they come near my baby bunny again I will start lining the yard with paracetamol and cat food. I already guard the garden from their poop with a water gun full of vinegar. This is war.
 
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