This is a mean question!...Well, no. Kittens vs. puppies would have been an insanely ridiculous one. This, I can handle 😉. I love dogs but I pick cats. I'm pretty damn lazy, and I want to just snuggle up with a ball of fur from time to time. Dogs, do not do this. Well, mine sure as hell don't. Every dog that I have ever had, hated/hates to cuddle. They just keep getting worse! When I was 2, my dog Tookah (a word that I made up...when I was 2) would walk away when I'd try to hug her, according to my parents. When I was 8, my dog Cocoa, would jump on me before I wrapped my arms around her, and the dog we have now, Leo, may be addicted to some type of drug. He is freaking insane. And if you're wondering what happened to these dogs...they all ran away. Well, Leo is still here. Glaring at me whilst panting rapidly.
I had a cat named Timmy Jr., for about 7 years...but my mom gave him away when she got pregnant with my sister. She was worried that he'd smother her or something. Oh. please. Sure, he kept destroying her hideous antique chairs, but he was adorable and sweet and cuddly.
Alright, story time's over. Cats rule. They are lazy and gentle, like me 😀.