Cavemen or Astronauts?

Cavemen or Astronauts?

  • Cavemen

    Votes: 14 60.9%

  • Astronauts

    Votes: 9 39.1%
  • Total voters
    23
depends on the astronaughts...are we talking about punk ass scientists or world class pilots...cause those pilots are hella strong and tough cause of the g's they train in...

hand to hand...astronaughts...

clubs...astronaughts...cave men would just swing wildly and miss...astronaughts way smarter...

but if were talking punk ass scientists...cavemen in 30 seconds...
 
You beat me to the punch, I was gunna make this thread today, lol.

I think the cavemen would miss because on tv they are always percieved as these wild animal people. So, if the scientists were 'nerds' than they'd probably loose to the cavemen.
 
I went with the astronauts but, as the guys said above, not if they were nerds...

Of course, in the movie there'd be a mix of both and after some special effects laden fights (probably involving anachronistic dinosaurs🙂) the good guys from both camps would eventually unite to defeat their common enemy (probably the dinos😉) and learn to live together in harmony...🙂 Unless they got Tarantino to direct...
 
I went with cavemen... so much cooler than astronauts! They could throw big rocks at the astronaut from on high and squash them! 🙂
 
Even nerdy astronauts have to undergo extensive training to prepare for space travel. They have to be both strong and intelligent. Cavemen were usually neither. There was a reason that they only lived about twenty years.
 
If there were astronouts in good shape, probably they'd win..Guess it's really hard to decide if you don't know everything bout them...
 
RandyGiles said:
Even nerdy astronauts have to undergo extensive training to prepare for space travel. They have to be both strong and intelligent. Cavemen were usually neither. There was a reason that they only lived about twenty years.
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Here! Here!
 
Cavemen.....they must have killed animals that were pretty strong compared to themselves to survive, I'm sure they could kill a couple astronauts...
 
What kind of Astronauts are we talking about? American astronausts are scientists and retired fighter pilots. They are in their mid 30s and 40s a lot of the time. If the Astronauts know martial arts they have a good chance. Also they would be bigger than the cavemen. But, I think the cavemen would win because the Astronauts have been up in space and lost bone and muscle mass from weightlessness. 😎
John Crichton now he would kick caveman ass.
 
Astronauts, but that's just because I wanna be with Angel on this one.
 
Cavemen. They have all that primal instinct and other stuff that the astronauts just couldn't grasp. 😉
 
Cavemen are very aggresive, no way astronaughts can take down the cavemen. Plus, cave men are hardcore, they drive cars with their feet and use Taradactyles as lawnmowers.
 
rg...good point...but if lance bass was considering going up there...then i know they ain't got any chance...plus they send school teachers and shiz up there...lol...

alright...cavemen didn't actually train or shiz....but they knew how to survive in a natural setting...if allowed to make and bring there own weapons...i'd take any caveman in a second...bow and arrow kills any club...even a sling would suffice...

good to see ya back again rayne...
 
I'm reposting what I wrote in a separate thread:
WyrdDemonHunter said:
I say the astronauts would win, not the cavemen. Why? Well, think about it. Once you piss 'em off enough, they'll still be able to be just as ferocious as the cavemen, so that should put them on at least equal footing. Plus, the astronauts will be wearing space suits that they can use to frighten and intimidate the cavemen with. Then once the cavemen are off-guard, the astros can surprise 'em. 🙂

But really, the whole debate isn't quite so silly as it at first sounds. As one person put it, it's sort of magic vs. tech. Or it's primal instinct vs. modern day, cultured people.

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Choosing the cavemen to win means you feel that, ultimately, the human nature is to kill, and just to kill and that's all. Choosing the astronauts to win means you believe that humans can somehow overcome their powerful id and that we're more than just base animals. This explains Angel's and Spike's choosings.

In `Forbidden Planet', I think the astronauts sort of win in the end, but I forget. Of course, they're fighting powerful id monsters, not cavemen so it's not quite the same.
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Has anyone here ever seen Forbiden Planet? Seen any androids fighting Brad and Janet? 🙂
 
The Cavemen would win hands down. They lived during Ice age's and were a lot more physical than astonauts today. They had to kill huge wooly mammoths for food, of course they have to win!
 
lol...one eyed xander...great answer...

lol...we should just start a historical battle thread...we'd put different peoples against each other...like samurai's versus knights and shiz...lol...that would be naughts
 
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