Xander: "The monks are acting kinda funny. Did Faith say anything about going to the monastery?"
Sam: "Not that I remember."
He pointed at his head.
Sam: "But, then again: concussion."
Xander shrugged and took a sip of his juice. His head still hurt, but it was more of an ache than a drill through the skull. His wounds were all clean and, while still swollen and tender, also not getting any worse. The possible concussion was also sort of going easier on him with the nausea and the impaired motor function and the general badness that it brought. He was feeling ready to maybe bury some girls - not with the actual shoveling, of course, but with the watching and the thinking of nice things, at least.
Funerals were about respect for the dead, and as Xander didn't find sewer stinkage very respectful, he hopped into the tub for a quick scrub prior to the burial. Mindful of Dawnie's patch-'em-up job, he kept his head above water. The result was still-greasy hair, but an otherwise minty-fresh Xander below the jawline.
The funeral was simple and Scooby-like. They buried the girls out back, had a moment of silence, and shuffled back inside.
Group: "So... reaching Buffy's a no-go. Anyone else think we should maybe attempt to go find Spike? I mean, the backup is dead. As much as I don't like the guy..."
Gritting his teeth and clenching his jaw, He thought of that one fluke video image of Spike and Anya together at the magic box.
Group: "And that's a lot...."
The image had been permanently seared into his brain: Anya, wearing nothing but the black bra she'd worn for
him the previous Tuesday, lay on her back on the table around which the Scooby gang researched demons and ate doughnuts. But there were no books or doughnuts. Instead, there was a broken bottle of booze shoved off to the ground. Her arms and legs were wrapped around Spike - a still soulless Spike - instead of around Xander. The drape of Spike's leather coat --
the death trophy of a slayer! - had shielded most of the action from view, but Xander knew. He knew what the bobbing motion of that stupid, platinum-dyed, really abnormally large and irritating head had meant. He knew it well. He'd been the only one in a thousand years to know, at least before then.
Even that last time, when he and Anya had gone at it on the kitchen floor just like hormone-crazed teenagers they were before, that image had been there taunting him. That was part of the impetus for the action, actually. It was very primal. Very male. He'd wanted to reclaim lost territory before he died. Of course, after she'd died, that hadn't seemed very important. He'd wished it had meant more than that.
Maybe it did, to her, he thought. But, of course, he was lying to himself. And yeah, he knew it.
Group: "Like, a lot a lot, I don't much like the mental image of Buffy kicking our butts from here to the Hellmouth for getting one of her pet vamps killed -
again. Besides, he did kinda save the world that one time. I'm thinkin' maybe we owe him a rescue."
Also, thinking maybe seeing Spike trashed might be a fun way to end the night. Must protect the remaining eye at all costs.