Cheesepodding.....

Kali

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Nope, not a typo.....

I was checking in our serials at work yesterday when I came across an article in the New Scientist (admittedly, a little geeky, but when you spend an entire day checking in the Journal of Physics : Nuclear and Particle and the Pacific Journal of Astrophysics you have to save some little treat until last) and there was this little article..... anyone do this? As a new iPodder, I can see the attraction.

Confessions of a cheesepodder

It started with Africa by Toto, a song so cheesy that you could cover it in plastic wrap and sell it at the deli counter - yet also one of the outstanding soft-rock moments of the early 1980s, if not all time. It was late and I was drunk, mucking around with my iTunes library, when for some reason it hit me. I needed to hear that song, right now. Just 79 pence later it was mine.

We've all got them - cringeworthy songs that we would never admit to liking, at least not while sober. In the past, owning such shameful material entailed possessing a CD, tape or vinyl album that might be discovered and ridiculed by your friends. Not any more. Not in the age of the MP3 player.

After that the cheese flowed thick and fast. More Than a Feeling by Boston. Down Under by Men at Work. And a few I'm not telling you about.

I call my habit cheesepodding, and since I discovered it I have found I am not alone. In certain circles there is even an ironic cool to be had from out-cheesing your friends. There is a problem, though. As with all addictions, you end up needing bigger and bigger hits to get the same buzz. Once I started downloading Celine Dion power ballads, I knew it was time to stop.

Fortunately, I have found a variant that is, if anything, more entertaining. I download songs I know my wife hates and put them onto her iPod while she isn't looking.


Suddenly I have found myself with an overwhelming compulsion to download Kiss "Crazy Nights" and Van Halen's "Jump". And maybe, just maybe, that final song in Dirty Dancing where she jumps off the stage. Oh, and the theme tune for Footloose..... ooooh Huey Lewis and the News - it's hip to be square.....oh, it's getting worse already. It's almost at a very ripe deli Gorgonzola stage and I only started with pre packaged shop bought Edam.

What cheese would you download?:thought:
 
I like that new one by Christina Aguilera.

But hey...what's really wrong with Christina Aguilera anyway? Why are people on her case? Is it because she can hit any known note on the musical scale, and a few that aren't? Is it because her particular style isn't acceptable unless you won last year's American Idol (and let's face it, she could...easily). When did talent become a bad thing? Why do I have to feel guilty if I want to say to someone "That Christina Aquilera girl, I like her. She's a great singer".
 
I can't take her seriously after my thrice yearly appontment at the hairderssers left me perusing the tat mags - skimpy hotpants and your .... erm.... flaps hanging out isn't a good look for anyone :blush:
 
Isn't that kind of a backup excuse though? Be honest, there's not one female singer you ever liked who dressed slutty?

Christina Aquilera didn't invent dressing slutty. People say to me, "Hey, did you see Nelly Furtato on SNL last night?" I say "Yeah, she was dressed like a hooker". They say "No way, she was hot".

If I say to these same people I prefer Christina Aquilera, I'm going to become uncool pariah guy, but Christina could blow Nelly Furtado off the stage with her voice, naked or in an eskimo parka. Why is that?
 
Brief trundle OT...

Nana Mouskouri? Kidding, never liked her. 😀

Actually I never really went much on female singers. Still don't. The vocals don't do it for me. Not like, say Chris Cornell on Hands all Over, Big Dumb Sex (swoon), or on Temple of the Dogs 'All Night Thing' (actually Cornell on pretty much anything pre Audioslave), or Bowie on 'Heroes'. David Sylvian even on 'Ghosts', Robert Plant on 'Lemon Song' (hmmm theme here much?)...... nah, the girlies don't hit me where it matters.

Also not too into the sex sells idea (ironic for a female with the horn for these male vocalists, esp. the fit ones when they aren't wearing a top... !) but, I dunno, it just seems a bit of an artistic sell out to me. Probably says more for the necessity and pressures put upon females to 'look pretty', both generally, and in the music biz so they appeal to a mass market. Even if they start off as anti-slut they seem to come around quite quickly to some extent or another once big money gets involved (I am specifically thinking of how Delores from the Cranberries dumped the Scout shorts and about 40 lbs and started tarting herself up a bit post Linger - hell, even Danni Minogue dropped that 'score one for the normal size girls' look once she had a big hit) but I can't remember seeing Suzi Quattro in anything other than leather pants, which was de rigour for the era and subculture, rather than an attempt to look like a slut. But then I was only 3......

And just don't get me started on Courteney Love....

More cheese anyone? Eye of the Tiger maybe?
 
I like the song "It's Magic" by Pilot. I loved it as a little kid. It's not really that bad, it has sort of a Wings/Cheap Trick vibe goin on. I guess it's cheese though? I dunno. There are lots of cheesy 70s songs that I crave sometimes...just cos they're really melodic, catchy...what a weird decade...
 
LMAO, Eye of the Tiger.....I love that song! And OMG, Kali.....Chris Cornell! SO HOT. I have to admit, I have Africa on my mp3 player. I loved Toto back in the day, tho. And Boston, too. I guess my cheesiest stuff would be Elton John, especially from the "Empty Garden, "I'm Still Standing," etc. phase....and that Bon Jovi stuff from Young Guns.
 
I like the song "It's Magic" by Pilot. I loved it as a little kid. It's not really that bad, it has sort of a Wings/Cheap Trick vibe goin on. I guess it's cheese though? I dunno. There are lots of cheesy 70s songs that I crave sometimes...just cos they're really melodic, catchy...what a weird decade...

Oh yeah, that's cheese. Basically if it makes you smile in an 'Oh my god that's soooo bad it's good and it takes me back to xxxx' ....that's cheese in my book!
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I have to admit, I have Africa on my mp3 player. I loved Toto back in the day, tho. And Boston, too.

Oh my.... I couldn't have brought myself to listen to Toto or Boston back in the day. Too MOR and laid back for me. But then I was only into Bauhaus and Bowie then as a dewy eyed baby teen, in a 'she's going down a rock/glam/goth road and never coming back' way.

Actually I think that may have started with Alice Cooper when I was very diddy. That and Mud and The Sweet. And the Bay City Rollers.


hmmmm I feel a Tiger Feet and Ballroom Blitz urge coming on.... ooooh more 70's.... Sugar Baby Love.

It'll be Chesney Hawkes in a minute....
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Nope, my rock chick trend started early - blame that on the parents and a diet of Status Quo and Queen....
 
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StuckinTraffic
Really!?! My "rock on, baby" phase came later in life. I blame it on Metallica!
Nope, my rock chick trend started early - blame that on the parents and a diet of Status Quo and Queen....

Oh good! Then I'm starting my kids off right. My daughter is a huge Queen fan....but I feed them a steady diet of Metallica, Green Day, Nirvana, AC/DC, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, etc....so they should turn out ok.
 
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Randy Giles
Metallica!
Wow aren't you a cool Mom - Metallica, eh? lol

If you want them to turn out really cool, buy them the Breaking Benjamin CDs. Yup.

Let's see...I have lots of songs on my iPod that I wouldn't let some people see. And I have like 15 Enya songs. I love when I put it on shuffle and it plays a really hard rock song followed by Enya...hehe.

I also recently put this song on there called "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night". Such a cheesy song, but...
 
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StuckinTraffic
Corey Hart!!! Heh! My son has a BB CD, I'm not sure which one, tho. He likes mostly that gangster rap, tho.....my daughter is the bigger rock fan.
I like some of the late nineties, early two thousands pop music. It can't get cheesier than that. I'm actually listening to NSync's Tearing Up My Heart as I type this. LOL
 
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Randy Giles
lol i used to listen to them *shhh*
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Kali
classy!!
I saw a commercial yesterday for something called "MulletCD" and it was all songs (2-CD set, even!) from the 80's hair bands, love songs and power ballads and the like. That name alone is convincing me to buy it, because I just HAVE to have a CD calling itself the "MulletCD," LMAO!!! Anyway, the songs would fit perfectly on this thread.....Sister Christian was one of them.
 
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