“I know you have feelings for this guy,” says Xander, “but it’s not like you’re in love with him, right?” Buffy looks away from him. “You’re in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind?”
Cordelia stops beside the group. “What?”
Xander quickly tries to cover. “Not vampire… How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates ’em!”
Cordelia isn’t paying any attention to Xander. Her attention is locked on another girl who is wearing the exact same dress as she is. “Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knockoff?” She grabs the collar of the girl’s dress to check its label. “This is a knockoff, isn’t it? Some cheesy knockoff! This is exactly what happens when you sign these free trade agreements!”