Chinese Online Stores Start Selling "Anti Gravity Wave Radiation Clothes"

[vellavu]

I laughed my ass off when I saw this:

Rough translation: [Limited Edition] High-tech silver-fabric gravity-wave-proof tank tops for pregnant women.

Rough translation: [Global Pioneer] Gravity-wave-proof high-tech fabric tank top pajamas for pregnant women.

 

[Ethan Reigns]

OMG, I have been hit by a gravitational wave and that's why I'm twenty pounds heavier than I should be! I knew it wasn't all that binge eating after all. I am going to get an antigravity tank top to cover where the excess weight is and just wait for it to subside.