Chosen. Buffy's Answer / Response.

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The first turns around and faces the opposing army.
"You think you know what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun."
Still laughing The First transforms from the form of Buffy to Caleb.
Caleb: "Well its been fun, but best be making tracks" *begins walking down the road, the gang watches, staring in horror* "Oh and before I forget, that beloved slayer of yours, I believe she never did make it out of that building alive, nice big graveyard though, *points to the hole* you'll never forget where she is."
*Caleb turns around and continues to walk down the road*
Giles walks to the hole and peers down at it, "We left without Buffy, how could we have been so stupid!" Giles angrily picks up a rock and hurls it into the hole. As the rock reaches the bottom, a groan is heard from the hole. The gang rushes forward, to see a badly bruised and battered Buffy struggling to climb out of the deep hole.
Xander: "c'mon lets help her out!"
Giles crouches down at the side of the hole and smiles down at Buffy, "You cant just make a clean exit like the rest of us, can you."
Buffy looks up to him, "Oh you know me, I like a dramatic exit"
Andrew: "Wow, a true hero"

..Then as Dawn attempts to help Buffy out of the hole she falls in and dies.

The End.
 
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Fredsicle
Why doesn't anyone like Dawn? Sure she was irksome and annoying, but she was ready to kill herself to save the world. Doesn't she get points for that?
Or, just to irk white avenger ...

Buffy (quitely, to herself): "Wow. Willow can do anything."
(louder): "Willow can do anything. Lets go to the City of Angel!"
 
The first turns around and faces the opposing army.
"You think you know what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun."
Still laughing The First transforms from the form of Buffy to Caleb.
Caleb: "Well its been fun, but best be making tracks" *begins walking down the road, the gang watches, staring in horror* "Oh and before I forget, that beloved slayer of yours, I believe she never did make it out of that building alive, nice big graveyard though, *points to the hole* you'll never forget where she is."
*Caleb turns around and continues to walk down the road*
Giles walks to the hole and peers down at it, "We left without Buffy, how could we have been so stupid!" Giles angrily picks up a rock and hurls it into the hole. As the rock reaches the bottom, a groan is heard from the hole. The gang rushes forward, to see a badly bruised and battered Buffy struggling to climb out of the deep hole.
Xander: "c'mon lets help her out!"
Giles crouches down at the side of the hole and smiles down at Buffy, "You cant just make a clean exit like the rest of us, can you."
Buffy looks up to him, "Oh you know me, I like a dramatic exit"
Andrew: "Wow, a true hero"

..Then as Dawn attempts to help Buffy out of the hole she falls in and dies.
The End.

That last line gave me a laugh. LOL
 
Dawn: Yeah, Buffy, what are we gonna do now?
Buffy: Dawn, get back on the bus. I have grown-up things to discuss with Giles, Faith, Willow, and Xander.
Dawn: But...
Buffy: GLARE
Dawn: WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE...okay, I'll go.
Dawn goes onto the bus.
Xander: What is it you wanted to---
Buffy ignores him and picks up the bus and throws it into the crater. Vi manages to get out, but the rest of them die. Immediately.
Willow: Ugh, thank god! I was starting to think that Kennebitch was gonna follow me around FOREVER!
Buffy: Come on, let's go to LA. Spike's gonna come back and meet up with Angel soon, and I'm predicting threesomes a-plenty.
They walk off into the sunset with dramatic music playing in the background.
 
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Frketson
I'm glad you chose Vi to live ^_^
DAWN: "Yeah Buffy, what are we gonna do now?"

She smiles, then after a few moments, looks around confusedly.

BUFFY: Um... I have no idea...

WILLOW: What do you mean?

BUFFY: (turns to her) Well usually I have some kind of plan... Or at least a NOTION about what we can do, but its like someone just... I dunno, stopped writing my thoughts. I'm completely lost right now.

GILES: Well its quite obvious that this story was never meant to continue beyond this point, because taking it any further would essentially just undo everything that we spent the last Seven years building up.

XANDER: How do you figure? Its not like out of nowhere Dawn is gonna be a giant, or Buffy is gonna turn gay too, or you and Faith start teaming up because you and Buffy arent speaking to each other for some reason.

DAWN: A giant?

ALL: Quiet Dawn!

Buffy throws her into the crater as they all argue about stupid plot points that ultimately led to "Season 8" Unbeknownst to them, Spike crawls up the other side of the crater, dusting himself off and looking up at the sun.

SPIKE: Huh... Wonder why I can be in the daylight? (shrugs) Guess the rules dont apply after that ending, I can do whatever I want now. Hope I dont end up on some bloody awful spinoff show...

He walks off.
 
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Perny
lol
Or, just to irk white avenger ...

Buffy (quitely, to herself): "Wow. Willow can do anything."
(louder): "Willow can do anything. Lets go to the City of Angel!"


"...cause I read the season opener for Season 5 "Angel" and in 19 days, the guy I REALLY love is gonna pop up in that other vampire's office."


(The White Avenger never gets irked, because, in the end, he knows that he shall always prevail!)
 
BUFFY: Hey, are there people in the Sunnydale Crater?

WILLOW: Don't be silly.

BUFFY: I swear I thought I saw a Tiny Texan Urban Cowboy with a girl wearing Business attire and Manolo Blahniks. And over there it looked like Amy was with a Man with No Skin and an Army General!

DAWN: She's delirious
 
1. If buffy replies anything it's sarcastically meaningful.
response to Giles about the hellmouth in cleaveland and about the mall trip they had planned before they went into the hellmouth.

Buffy: ... I wanted new shoes...
 
Dawn : Buffy? What are we gonna do now?

Buffy: All of you are going to Cleveland. I'm going to find a way to resurrect Spike. And then I'm going to have a 3some with Spike and Angel.

Ta-ta now!
 
Dawn: Yeah Buffy, what are we gonna do?

Buffy turns to look at them.

Buffy: We're all beat and it was one hell of a battle. We could all use some rest and after that, we have to find all of the Potentials---Slayers---all of the Slayers and train them. We have to train them and help them come into their power. We have alot of work to do. Are you guys ready?
 
I would of loved that scene except I would of made it a voiceover and take out everything except
"We're all beat and it was one hell of a battle. We could all use some rest and after that, We have alot of work to do. Are you guys ready?"
Then it ends with rock song!

I can imagine it being like Tru Calling's episode one ending with Eliza's voiceover.
 
Dawn: Buffy? What are we gonna do now?

Buffy: Now, we keep fighting the good fight. And you're wrong, Faith. I'm not going to live like a person. I'm gonna live like a Slayer.

Cut to "Executive Producer: Joss Whedon"
 
Buffy: "I dunno about you guys, but all this slaying's made me hungry and horny. We're heading to L.A, I have to get my Angel fix, I need some wood."

Robin groans in the background upon hearing this*

Faith: Wait what?

Buffy: uh...
 
I actually wrote a fic that dealt with what happened afterwards but it was a Highlander crossover and thus a bit strange lol. Immediately though I had them going to LA and finding a hospital to treat the wounded
 
Buffy: "I dunno about you guys, but all this slaying's made me hungry and horny. We're heading to L.A, I have to get my Angel fix, I need some wood."

Well, Spike was resurrected 19 days after Sunnydale colapsed, and Buffy was already in Europe. Guess the fix didn't work
 
Dawn: Buffy, what are we gonna do now?

Buffy: I think I want to get you back for making me jump into that portal two seasons ago.

Buffy runs toward Dawn. Dawn starts screaming and running from Buffy.

Willow: Thank Hecate! Now that Tara and Joyce aren't here, we don't have to put up with your constant whining!

Willow starts shooting lighting bolts at Dawn who dodges each and every one of them.

Dawn: XANDER! GILES! HELP ME!

Giles takes his glasses off and starts wiping them with a hanky while Xander whistles a jaunty tune.

Andrew: I'll protect you Dawnie. I won't let anybody....

Buffy interrupts him with a pimp smack to the face.

Dawn screams some more as Buffy gets a hold of her.

Dawn: No Buffy. Don't do this. I am your sister. You love me.

Buffy hold Dawn over her head as she walks towards the crater.

Buffy: You are NOT my sister. You are just a thing that's been costing us viewers for the last three years. Today, I'm giving everyone exactly what they wanted from the start.

Dawn: NO! BUFFY!!!

Buffy starts slowing down, drops Dawn, and starts clutching her chest.

Buffy: Oh my God. I think.... I'm having a heart attack. You have got to be KIDDING ME!

Dawn gets up from the ground.

Dawn: Buffy? No, please you have to fight it.

Buffy: Dawnie....... I..... I...... hate your guts. Here I come Spike!

Buffy drops dead.

Dawn stares at her dead sister in disbelief.

Dawn: Buffy......

Willow shoots Dawn with a lightning bolt killing her.


I don't post anymore, but when I read this it really gave me a big laugh. For some reason it was so funny to me that I even emailed it to some of my friends who used to watch Buffy. So, now you have the pleasure of knowing you entertained me for like 5 minutes. lol I'm also getting a kick out of how half of you kill off Dawn in one way or another. If only it could have really ended that way.
 
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charmingslayer
Why don't you post anymore? That post really made me LOL
VisionGuy
VisionGuy
LMAO! Thanks.
Dawn: Yeah, what are we going to do now, Buffy?
Buffy: Start knowing what you're gonna do without me always having to tell you, preferably.

OR

Dawn: Yeah, what are we going to do now, Buffy?
Buffy: I'm gonna buy a tea cosy.

OR

Dawn: Blah blah blah what now?
Buffy: Well, I don't know about you guys, but I hear there's some pretty fun ghost/reborn undead vampire stuff going on in Angel-land. Peace!
 
Dawn: Yeah Buffy. What are we gonna do now?

Buffy: Well first, I'd like to get this itchy, mortal wound looked at. That jump onto the bus really hurt. Yeah, thanks for driving so fast, Giles. It's bleeding again. Good job, point-dexter.

Willow: Well, maybe I could m-magic the wound shut.

Buffy: Yeah, but if you went all evil again, nobody's strong enough to kill you this time. Think, Will.

Willow: Well we've got some first aid kits on the bus.

Dawn: I'll run and get you one.
*Dawn runs back into the bus*

Buffy: Willow, now!
*Willow opens a portal that transports the adults to Wolfram and Hart, and the Hellmouth crater begins to expand**

Cut to Dawn standing on the stairs of the bus staring at the crater expanding.
Fade to black.
Potentials and Dawn scream.
Roll credits.
 
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