Christmas Lyrics

[Edmund Blackadder]

OK, so a few years ago I re-wrote a Christmas Classic for Buffydom and I still like it.

Silent Night

Silent night, unholy night
All's not calm, here comes the fright
Round yon Vampire, Feeding on Flesh
Infant victim so tender and fresh
Sleep in heavenly peace
Till you wake up a Beast

Silent night, unholy night!
Citizens quake at the sight
Glory's stream of minions afar
Buffy's ememies sing 'Halleluia'!
Christ! our Saviour is dead
Jesus! we're in over our head

Silent night, unholy night
Son of Angel, what a shite!
Ungrateful twerp deserves slapped face
With a spell his redeeming grace
Connor Pain at Thy birth
Now a Hero of Worth.

Anyone fancy re-writing a classic themselves?

 

[LizzieRainbow]

Oh my god this is brilliant, im still laughing now from teh verse about connor lmao! Love it!