Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac in Burger king and got one...
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
😀 lol
