Cocaine Shark is real

Skanky Vamp

Skanky Vamp

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When people were making jokes about making a Cocaine Shark movie, a la Cocaine Bear, I just thought it was a joke, but it's a real thing.

Tampa Bay’s Fox 13 reports that marine biologist Tom Hird believes there’s a good chance that sharks have been eating bales of cocaine that have been dumped off the coast of Florida to be picked up by smugglers. Even if you’re not already scared of sharks, the idea that there are sharks out there higher than the Empire State Building on cocaine should still be terrifying. Although, for now, it doesn’t sound like Hird has actually observed any sharks eating bales of nose candy.

But just because it hasn’t officially been observed doesn’t mean there isn’t evidence that it has happened. Hird reportedly traveled to Florida to investigate the possibility after he heard from a number of fishermen who claimed to have witnessed sharks eating floating bundles of blow.

In addition to observing odd shark behavior during a dive, he also teamed up with University of Florida environmental scientist Tracy Fanara to drop fake cocaine bales into the ocean. When they did, they reportedly saw a number of sharks swim up to the bales and take bites of them, with at least one grabbing the whole thing and swimming off with it.
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A shark high on blow might actually be a little mellower, or at least easier to dodge. It seems like they wouldn't have to take bites out of the bales, that the coke would dissolve into the water, and affect them as they filtered it through their gills. So I guess we can add environmental damage and animal cruelty to the ills of drug smuggling!😱
 
thewest.com.au

Mass whale beaching: Rescue suspended as night falls

After a distressing day where about 70 whales were stranded on a Great Southern beach, DBCA has suspended rescue efforts, which will be restarted at first light.
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How far can sharks swim? Are they chasing the poor little whales out to hog all the drugs? Wasnt that long ago that a boat full of cocaine was floating off the coast here too. 🧐
 
November said:
thewest.com.au

Mass whale beaching: Rescue suspended as night falls

After a distressing day where about 70 whales were stranded on a Great Southern beach, DBCA has suspended rescue efforts, which will be restarted at first light.
thewest.com.au thewest.com.au

How far can sharks swim? Are they chasing the poor little whales out to hog all the drugs? Wasnt that long ago that a boat full of cocaine was floating off the coast here too. 🧐
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Re: Whales - same here:
www.theguardian.com

More than 50 pilot whales dead in mass stranding on Isle of Lewis in Scotland

Decision taken to euthanise few initial survivors on welfare grounds
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Skanky Vamp said:
When people were making jokes about making a Cocaine Shark movie, a la Cocaine Bear, I just thought it was a joke, but it's a real thing.
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Skanky Vamp said:
I think sharks and cocaine fit perfectly. Whales I think are more fans of weed. Dolphins have to be on ritalin. Octopi are certainly on psilocybin.
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This all seems vaguely familiar...

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Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
hahaha that's funny. and really embarrassing. but i hardly ever look at that little chatty room thing. But I knew I saw someone on here talking about cocaine sharks, just didnt click the link and thought it was a new movie
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