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Ok...so...competition...we all have feelings about them...so, if you could win ANY competition in the world...which one would you win?

I think I'd like to win a knife fighting competition...yeah...that'd be great...I love knives and I think it would be just poetic to dance with another knife lover...oh yeah....that would be awesome.
 
-Beat the Geeks
-The Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
-and finally, a comp where you get a paintball gun and try and hunt down everyone else on a sinking aircraft carrier....
 
I'm quite good in the use of handguns. I have to carry a sidearm as a requirement of my job, so I have to practice at a range every so often to keep my proficiency levels up.

I've been firing handguns for years...and I think I've gained enough skill at it to compete...and even WIN. Why...I can put a round into a flea's @ss at one thousand yards. LOL...ok....I'm exaggerating now....but I can certainly give my co-competitors a hell of a run.



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I would love to be a big winner on "Who wants to be a millionaire" - showing off how clever I am and getting a shed-load of cash for doing it...knowing my luck I'd probably crash and burn on one of the early, easy questions that everyone in the whole country knew except me and my phone friends 🙂
 
I love it when I am the winner of a fetching and intellegent woman's attentions and affections over another man. I know it is trite and slightly "male", but what do you expect? I am a man. There is a charge about it that makes her seem even more... effolgent.
 
I'd wanna win 100metre in the Olympic's, something I've always wanted *stoopid long jump which tore my ligaments, i cudda of had a chance 🙁* I wouldn't mind winning Who Wants To Be A Millionarie...all that money..🙂
 
Either a competition to meet Emma, or to win a competition to have a complete - male - Illyria makeover 😀
 
Zander8472 said:
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-The Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
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LMFAO!!! YOU ROCK!!! ::rolf::

Wow...this is telling me a little about you all...interesting...

Old Master...you'll have to help me with the gun firing...I don't get a chance to fire guns other than the once a year I go out with my bro.
I also LOVE archery! I was really good at first...then I got knocked up...I can't wait to get my bow fixed and get back to it!

Ciggy-breath, I think that's a wonderful answer. Very honorable. Not "trite" in the slightest.
 
I'd wanna win a samurai sword fight like in Kill Bill or something. Just to move like that and be able to do all those fancy martial arts moves. That would totally kick major ass. Just as long as none of my limbs are removed ...
 
I hear ya Utopia! I love sword fighting in general. Dream about it a lot. And hell, to win Kill Bill style...that really WOULD kick major ass!
 
I love to win "the best pee-er" award! My friend can take longer more satisfied pees than I can. I am always so jealous of him...if only I had those capabilities. I guess I could increase the intake of water AND beer...hmm, but yeah...I really think that would be the best! I love pee! 😀
 
Chasity said:
I love to win "the best pee-er" award! My friend can take longer more satisfied pees than I can. I am always so jealous of him...if only I had those capabilities. I guess I could increase the intake of water AND beer...hmm, but yeah...I really think that would be the best! I love pee! 😀
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Ummm, Chas darling...too much information...😉.

I'm with Danio...100m, or be on a hockey team that wins the Stanley Cup. But, if neither of them, Jeopardy multiple times! I like money too...
 
Is there a competition where I could kill Spike over and over again??I guess not,so I'd love to win Gold Olympics Medal in Figure Ice Skating,but it's more probable I'll win any contest where you've to be a real b*tch...
 
Killerdwarf...I have always been known for "too much information"! LOL 😉
'Tis a trademark I suppose...
 
I'd love to compete in Olympic Eventing....although maybe I should just get ready for my show at Dillsburg coming up...lol I'm homping my horse isn't a complete spazz like at Maryland...lol
 
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