Confessional...

Rayne

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Alright people. It's time to confess those things which have tainted your soul...Tell us about all of the messed up stuff you've done and give yourself a clean slate!
 
lol...good idea...

i've had impure thoughts with every chick i've ever thought was hott...
 
Originally posted by Soulgasm
lol...good idea...

i've had impure thoughts with every chick i've ever thought was hott...
So have I... and every guy I thought was hot. I don't really do a lot of really bad things; I'm a good girl.🙄
 
LOL. Who HASN'T had impure thoughts? My mind is a veritable wasteland of perversion! Hmmm, I guess asking for details would be a bad thing in here...well, did you have any of those impure thoughts about a friends girl/boyriend? A teacher? A cousin?
 
i aswell have had impure thoughts...lots and lots of impure thoughts...lol...
 
Never my cousin Rayne - maybe just one - but that was for only a mili-second. Definitely my friends' girl/boyfriends, a teacher or two, and just my regular friends. It's hard not to.
 
I broke a toilet in a church once....the only baddish thing i've done and to me it wasn't bad it was justifiable. My kitten was poisoned, brought it home threw up, one of the dogs cleaned up the sick and also got the poision, so we lost them both. We knew who it was but could not prove a thing, so in the early hours of the morning I snuck out of the house went over to their place and trashed their garden, plants, flowers, gnomes everything.

When I get worked up I have a very bad temper, and I love my animals. I was about 17 at the time.
 
lol...if that were me faith...i'd do some crazy boobie traps...like some trip lines...in the front door...lol...

perhaps popping some tires...that would've been cool...
 
I can't say I blame you Faith. If I knew someone poisoned my animals they would be lucky if their garden was all that got trashed. Beware of crossing the Chucker Of The Poo! Hmmm...

Speaking of animals, when I was little I used to take my brothers fish out of the bowl and pet them. I killed a few saddly. I was a sick, sick child...
 
Originally posted by Soulgasm
lol...if that were me faith...i'd do some crazy boobie traps...like some trip lines...in the front door...lol...

perhaps popping some tires...that would've been cool...

Sadly I had not developed my commando skills and it took me to actually get out of bed. I was so upset with what had happened that I took a fit (epileptic one) and landed in hospital.
 
hahahahaha...here we go...the worst confession any man can admit....

i'm 20....and have never been intimate with a gurl...never groped a gurl...never even kissed a gurl....lol...

i'm not saying i'm ugly...lord knows the multitudes of chicks that have lusted after me...and that is the truth...but i guess its that number my mom did to me when she was an influence in my life... i guess it made emotionally distant...lol...thats all mothers have to do if they want to keep their boys virgins well into their adult lives...just be an overbearing castrater....sucks the manhood right out of them....

i remember this summer...i met up with one of my former friends at work...we talked...about chicks and stuff...he told me bout getting ass up the yin yang in college...i know he wasn't lying cause he didn't exaggerate anything...lol...i felt so gay when i was talking to him...here's my friend...total nerd...and he's getting ass??...i'm 1 year away from having wolvie muscles and he's skinny as a strippers pole getting ass??...damn...hella gay...hellla gay indeed...

lol...the gasm...has mos def lost some luster...
 
Thats not 'the worst confession' a man can make. It takes a lot to admit it. There are many people in a situation similar to that, but in time when its right and the person is right it will happen.

Quality not quantity 😉
 
i'd say its the worst confession a man can make without that confession being a crime...

darwin is definately not happy with me...lol

what the falk is the worst confession a chick can make without it being a crime...i mean its okay if a chick is loose...and its okay for a chick to be virginal..so what would a chick be scared to confess...
 
Soulgasm, I have just gained so much more respect for you it isn't funny...

I think it would depend on the girl or just the person in general as to what the worst is or what's embarassing at all. I don't want to offend anyone so I won't say what I think as far as the chicks question goes.
 
Confessions. Well I cant tell you all of them becuase I'd get thrown in prison! (Lol)
1. I fancied my cousin (so disgusted with myself)
2. Tried to kill myself a couple of times
3. Ive only had one relationship with a girl. . .
4. I used to be worried I was gay (but Im not now!)
Thats it I think!
 
ummm lol i am a good girl for the most part so the only thing i can confess is umm i stole 80 bucks from my dad thats the only thing not that bad right? Oh and Those bad Impure thoughts but thats it.....
 
Thank God! So I am normal! lol! Apart from the trying to kill myself a couple of times! lol!
 
erm...I dont really do big bad things...mine are more lil ones. But I remeba wen I was little my bro bedroom is in the loft and there is these steps going up to them and they had just been varnished and I went for a nosey and found a screwdriver and wrote his name in it and pressed the screwdriver into the stairs and then walked away...my mum found out and she goes why did you do it and I goes incase some one stole them they would know they was his...she thought i was being cheeky and got grounded and it didnt help when after I said that i blamed it on my bro...
 
ahhh...slayer...if you really wanted to kill yourself..you would've done it already...so your cool...

i've only thought bout suicide as a way out once in my life...when like i was overwhelmed...but never again...suicide is the punk's way out...i'd rather go out in a blaze...rather than a whimper and alone...
 
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