Anyanka Bunny Slayer
✨ Hail Hydra ✨
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It's rather difficult for me to write, because tears of happiness are almost blinding me. I'm choked up with emotion. *wipes away a tear*
Our girl, @DeadlyDuo, has finally found her soulmate. Love is a beautiful thing, and I hope you'll join me in wishing her all the best!
As you can see, her future husband is overcome with the joy of this love match. His name is Fernando, and he can't wait for the wedding night!
In fact, he's SO wracked with lust, he excitedly confided in me what he had planned for the special night. Jesus Christ, I hope she's limber! 😨 I won't repeat everything he said, because after all, this is a family friendly board. (I remember something about peanut butter, a ball gag, and furry handcuffs...but that's all my brain allowed me to retain before I clawed my eyes out)
On a brighter note, @Taake and I managed to entertain ourselves at the wedding rehearsal; after drinking a few bottles of vodka:
@nightshade and @Nix were hallucinating after sniffing Sharpies and guzzling bottles of Bailey's. @nightshade is convinced that she's a grasshopper, and @Nix is trying to steal her bracelet:
And @HowiMetdaSlayer sat around looking like a sexy babe on the prowl;
More updates on this wonderful, soul-shattering love match will follow shortly. Congratulations, @DeadlyDuo and Fernando! ❤❤❤❤
Our girl, @DeadlyDuo, has finally found her soulmate. Love is a beautiful thing, and I hope you'll join me in wishing her all the best!
As you can see, her future husband is overcome with the joy of this love match. His name is Fernando, and he can't wait for the wedding night!
In fact, he's SO wracked with lust, he excitedly confided in me what he had planned for the special night. Jesus Christ, I hope she's limber! 😨 I won't repeat everything he said, because after all, this is a family friendly board. (I remember something about peanut butter, a ball gag, and furry handcuffs...but that's all my brain allowed me to retain before I clawed my eyes out)
On a brighter note, @Taake and I managed to entertain ourselves at the wedding rehearsal; after drinking a few bottles of vodka:
@nightshade and @Nix were hallucinating after sniffing Sharpies and guzzling bottles of Bailey's. @nightshade is convinced that she's a grasshopper, and @Nix is trying to steal her bracelet:
And @HowiMetdaSlayer sat around looking like a sexy babe on the prowl;
More updates on this wonderful, soul-shattering love match will follow shortly. Congratulations, @DeadlyDuo and Fernando! ❤❤❤❤
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Taake
You fall so gracefully :p
