Congratulations to Spanky and Plasma! Once again, love has bloomed on Buffy Boards!! ♥️

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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My heart is so full of emotion, and I'm actually tearing up. I had no idea that these two would hook up! It's beautiful, sordid, and mind-blowing, yet here we are. So let us celebrate this unlikely match. 🥰

The details are rather sketchy, since my spies are usually have short attention spans, but here's what we know so far...

Apparently, our love birds discovered that they have a mutual interested in oil wrestling and taxidermy. After several chats via PM, they decided to meet. Their first encounter in real life was beyond words. @Spanky standing there, clutching his can of RC Cola, and @Plasma dressed in nothing but a leather corset. Both of them were absolutely overcome with lust. They quickly consummated it, right then and there, behind the 7-11!

So, I'd like everyone to congratulation these love birds. Their future together is bright (and probably illegal in several countries). Of course, @Plasma may have an uphill battle when it comes to @Spanky's blow-up Putin dolls, Lenin jockstraps, and RC Cola breath. Of course, @Spanky will have to accept @Plasma's addiction to dwarf porn and Cheese Whiz....but I'm sure they'll work it out.

Here they are, greeting the public:



Once again, congratulations you love birds!!!
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At risk of poking the bear... Do all of your elaborate fantasies feature BBers hooking up? Why dont they ever man a spy balloon, or lead an underworld uprising? Its always the sex and the marriage and the babies. Its so ordinary 😛
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
I guess you missed my thread about Buffy Summers and her coke addiction 😅🐎
Moptop
Moptop
Am I at the right place?😂
November said:
At risk of poking the bear... Do all of your elaborate fantasies feature BBers hooking up? Why dont they ever man a spy balloon, or lead an underworld uprising? Its always the sex and the marriage and the babies. Its so ordinary 😛
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Patience, my dear. Patience. 😛
 
November said:
What does projection mean?
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Basically it means putting your own wants, needs, desires, neuroses or issues onto somebody else without really realizing it.


Myself, I don't buy it, ABS's spy network is clearly compromised and bringing her back faulty data; probably as a distraction from what's truly going on. Possibly something way cooler like a doomsday weapon in development or the subversion of a small country.

But throw the masses some slick celeb gossip and they'll be all 'ooh, I knew it!' or 'Really, those two!' until its too late and the evil scheme is unleashed. Cunning.
 
November said:
What does projection mean?

Or maybe it was a thing we knew we could see a film on.
 
November
November
Isnt that a projector?
@Anyanka Bunny Slayer is just building up the courage to write the real story of the ages - her and me. Since we are both born under the sign of Leo, we understand each other on a very fundamental level and it means we can never be star-crossed lovers - part of being born under the same sign. I foolishly signed a non-disclosure agreement, so I am not allowed to tell the story myself, but it was not a bilateral agreement - she can say anything she wants.

She was on vacation in Canada when she was attacked out in the wild by a moose. But I am the moose whisperer and I saver her from the attack and after that, we had Bullwinkle burgers and Spam at our camp. But she is terrified to write about what came next, so instead, we get these bogus tales of other Buffy-boarders.
 
Truly a meeting of the minds in this thread. Not how we can do xyz better or improve problems, lol. Nope, just online shipping.

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I’m so glad we got those old rusty cogs’a turnin’ in @Anyanka Bunny Slayer ‘s noggin. I could practically smell the smoke coming from the clearly disused machinery. Now if only it could be used towards something productive!
 
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