Consume the Unicorn

[Skanky Vamp]

From the AP

NEW YORK (AP) — Starbucks is calling a limited-time beverage that changes colors and flavors with a stir of the straw a "Unicorn Frappuccino."

The chain says the drink was inspired by the trend of unicorn-themed food online and starts out purple with a sweet and fruity taste. It changes to pink and tart after it's stirred to mix in a blue drizzle. It will be available from April 19 to April 23 in the United States, Canada and Mexico, with a 12-ounce size containing 280 calories.

 

[Athena]

Kudos to Starbucks for keeping the food colouring manufacturers in business..... 😛

 

[brinkster130]

Where did this unicorn food trend come from?

 

[Athena]

Where did this unicorn food trend come from?

I think unicorns as a whole are experiencing a resurgence in popularity.

 

[Ethan Reigns]

The funny thing about unicorns is that they are mentioned in the Bible - but instead of a horse with a straight spiral horn coming out of the forehead like a narwhal, in the Bible it meant a rhinoceros. Maybe we need a rhino drink where you can't stir it with a straw, you need a drill to get to the liquid part.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Unicorn meat is good. Not sure about a Starbucks drink though.

 

[thetopher]

Rhino coffee sounds better than unicorn coffee. Much manlier.

 

[Taake]

The funny thing about unicorns is that they are mentioned in the Bible - but instead of a horse with a straight spiral horn coming out of the forehead like a narwhal, in the Bible it meant a rhinoceros. Maybe we need a rhino drink where you can't stir it with a straw, you need a drill to get to the liquid part.

In the Bible people can talk to burning bushes. I refuse to believe this slanderous claim that biblical unicorns would actually be a rhinoceros.
Believe in unicorns, you muggle! 😛

The drink looks terrible though.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

So, who cares if the bible mentions unicorns? The bible is a bit like Wikipedia, most of it is crap.
You can have unicorn flavoured because the chances are no one could argue they are not unicorn flavoured
But Rhino coffee would be in court real quick, I'm fairly sure Rhinoceros' are a protected species.
If the Unicorn Frappuccino is real, I wonder where the liquid flavour comes from.
If a banner declaring the flavour is from Unicorn's piss, will the company argue?

Taake, you say the drink looks horrible, how much unicorn piss went into flavouring the drink?

In the days of the bible the only unicorns were in India and Ethiopia, neither of those countries were mentioned in the bible.

 

[Professor Walsh]

Unicorns have always been cool.

 

[Taake]

Taake, you say the drink looks horrible, how much unicorn piss went into flavouring the drink?

None. I assumed it was all about the blood, turning us into unicorn vampires

In the days of the bible the only unicorns were in India and Ethiopia, neither of those countries were mentioned in the bible.

Untrue, you unicorn deniers fail again. Numbers 12:1 mentions that Moses is married to a Cushite woman, which some translations make margin notes for as being an Ethiopian woman.
In fact, I bet his wife rode on a unicorn. So there you go, unicorns, carry on being cool. 😎

 

[Professor Walsh]

None. I assumed it was all about the blood, turning us into unicorn vampires

So if I drink that, I will become an immortal unicorn? If that is a guaranteed effect, I will consider buying a Starbucks drink. Posssibly.

 

[GwenRaiden]

Unicorns are suspiciously popular these days. The replicants are taking over.

 

[Athena]

I've always preferred Pegasus myself; at least wings serve a purpose.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I've always preferred Pegasus myself; at least wings serve a purpose.

Yes, wings are excellent to put BBQ on.

 

[Taake]

So if I drink that, I will become an immortal unicorn? If that is a guaranteed effect, I will consider buying a Starbucks drink. Posssibly.

99 % guaranteed effect, that other 1% is at your own risk. You may have to purchase several drinks to see effects. Stomach aches are included in the price.

Unicorns are suspiciously popular these days. The replicants are taking over.

Come join us in our garden of joy! Unlimited love and happiness guaranteed

You will love it, we promise *Starts chanting in unison*

 

[Bluebird]

Did Harmony start this thread? 😛

 

[Guy]

Gotta love unicorns.

 

[Professor Walsh]

99 % guaranteed effect, that other 1% is at your own risk. You may have to purchase several drinks to see effects. Stomach aches are included in the price.

Never mind, then. Several drinks is too much. When I buy ridiculously over-priced coffee, I prefer coffee-flavored coffee.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Err Taake, how many shares have you got in Starbucks?