Cordys funniest moments?

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What do you think cordys funniest moments are, I can think of three of my favourite:

1. When shes talking about fred, in fredless and she says something like: please, fred can barely tie her shoes (change of voice) without my big fat freaking hero around.

2. In series one episode five by five/sanctuary when she is really dopey when angel says to wes, i woul have saved her last year if it wasnt fo some british guy etc and cordy goes angel it isnt wesleys fault that some british guy... then realises its wesley lol classic

3. In series 2 of buffy when she says to xander and what are you going to teach, advanced loser being

What are your favourites?
 
I don't have any specific favorites of Cordelia, but I thought she was always hilarious in Buffy. Her snarky, tactless dialogue mad me laugh till I cried on more than one occasion. 😉
 
I think that she was better on Buffy. She has much more snappier lines.

She did have a couple good moments on Angel. Mainly, season one/two where they were in their old office, and the beginning of moving in the Hyperion.
 
Have to agree with SpikedBuffy, Cordy was way more funnier in Buffy.

The things she came up with,and her quotes are great! "God what is your childhood drama!"
 
True I guess its just cos I tend to watch more of my angel bocsets than my buffy ones so they stick in my mind. Another one of my favourites is in killed by death where buffys tallking about the freddy krooger type demon and cordy says so this isnt about how your friend died and your trying to find something real to fight to stop feeling so helpless or words to that affect.

Also, in the same episode, as brought to my attention by another thread about killed by death. i thought it was so funny when cordy recommened to the scoobs that buffy should get that thing done and assumed everyone knew and carried on talking about it expecting someone to realise what she was talking about
 
Oooh! I found some really funny Cordelia quotes, so I thought I'd share them. 😉

"Thank you for making the right choice, and for showing me how much you all love me. Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility, and I want you to know I take it very seriously."
-Out of Mind, Out of Sight

"God! I am never sitting through another one of those alumni lectures again. Two hours of "My Trek Through Nepal". Hello! There is nobody caring."
-Out of Mind, Out of Sight

"Is that your mom? Now that is a woman that knows how to moisturize. Did it, like, skip a generation?"
-School Hard

"Ooo, look, it's Mr. Excitement. On another life-or-death doughnut mission, or are we just cruising for bimbos again, giving them lessons in lack of cool?"
-The Zeppo

"Please get your extreme oafishness off my two-hundred-dollar shoes!"
-Angel

"Ooo, is some evil going on?"
-The Zeppo
 
Cordelia had some pretty funny lines in Angel.... when they were moving into the Hyperion...

Cordelia: Thank God we're done with this place, it gives me the creeps.
Angel: We're moving in.
Cordelia: Well a few throw pillows and what's not to like.

or
"Well you're not really rolling in the dough Mr 'I was alive for 200 years and never made an investment portfolio'."

or
"You know, you're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard."

or
Cordelia: I thought he had a soul.
Spike: I thought she didn't.
Cordelia: I do!
Spike: So do I!
Cordelia: Clearly, mine's better.

There are others but.... 😉
 
There are a whole bunch of them that come to mind but I'm not gonna post them all.

Cordelia:What is your childhood trauma?!
Buffy:Have you guys seen Willow? Did she come by here?
Cordelia:Why?You need to attack her with the stick?
-Welcome to the Hellmouth
This makes me crack up every time.

I love her in the episodes Eternity and Guise will be Guise. She was hilarious in every scene she was in.

I also think she's funny when she does a scene with Spike. I would've loved it if both of them had more screen time together.

Angel asks Cordy if 50 cents is enough as an allowance for Connor and she says "Sure. If you're Tom Sawyer painting a fence."
-Tomorrow (I think)

There are so many I want to list that I'm getting writer's block. I'll post more when I remember.
 
Cordelia has too many funny moments to be counted but I'll go off and name a few.

- In Earshot when he asked Mr.Beach if he was going to kill some students, and then she said it was for the yearbook.

- In Some Assembly Required, she was always squeeling and what not.
- In Halloween, she was running away from this beast in her cat suit, that was priceless!

- In Becoming Part 1 when she ran away from the invading vamps.

Much, much more.
 
I really like Cordelia in S3 Buffy "Gingerbread". The imported hairspray in her locker, and then her scenes with Giles, when she slaps him awake.

Giles: Cordelia?

Cordelia: Took you long enough to wake up. My hand hurts.

Giles: Pity. Oh... Why are you here?

Cordelia: Things are way out of control, Giles. First the thing at school, and then my mom confiscates all of my black clothes and scented candles. (Giles sits up) I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious... again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? (Giles finds his glasses) I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma. {PRICELESS LINE!!}

Giles: (puts his glasses on) Wake up in a... Oh, never mind. (struggles to his feet) We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.

(Heading for the front door, Cordelia following)

Cordelia: Now, let's be clear. The brain damage happened BEFORE I hit you.
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