Create a "profound saying"

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

When the chips are down then your fish is on the floor.

 

[GoSpuffy]

Dull as a Sineyan party.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

@GoSpuffy Thats not the wanker sign. That's the same of the middle finger. Do you know the story why the do the V sign?

 

[GoSpuffy]

@GoSpuffy Thats not the wanker sign. That's the same of the middle finger. Do you know the story why the do the V sign?

Obvs not

 

[Skanky Vamp]

The French would cut off the index and middle fingers of English archers, so they couldn't use their bows. The other English archers would taunt the French by showing their two fingers. So it's a F U kinda thing; akin to the middle finger.

 

[GoSpuffy]

The French would cut off the index and middle fingers of English archers, so they couldn't use their bows. The other English archers would taunt the French by showing their two fingers. So it's a F U kinda thing; akin to the middle finger.

If that isn't true it should be

And hey, what do you know, that should be a profound saying too
 
@Mr. Pole that is truly heart warming. Next time I'm having a bad day I'll remind myself that I'm your turd as a little pick me up.

 

[Last Watcher]

It's a very British thing....that's why Spike could get away with it on American TV...... Would be cut on British TV though 🙂

The hand signal you're looking for is the one Buffy does while miming using a stake in 'Hush' (Another thing that would likely get cut from British TV) 🙂
 
Anyway, back to profanity....... 😉

Politics, like a badly place bollard, seem to attract nuts.

A day without sunshine, normally called a night......

To err is human, to Umm is to sound like a dork.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Dull as a Sineyan party.

More frightening than a Sineyan orgy.

 

[Last Watcher]

More frightening than a Sineyan orgy.

You didn't complain about the last one you came to........we know it was you in the Bunny suit.... 😉

 

[CharlieGunn1]

The older I get, the more I realize how much older I should be.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

You didn't complain about the last one you came to........we know it was you in the Bunny suit.... 😉

Definitely wasn't me. Noooo way.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Creamy chocolate eggs are good for the soul.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

What! You don't know how to add up, what the hell, go forth and multiply.

If intelligence was a requirement of the intelligent, you'd be at the front of the queue.

 

[Ethan Reigns]

I have never been this old before but this is the youngest I will ever be.

 

[DeadlyDuo]

Be who you are, not who people want you to be.

Never threaten. You don't want to be accused of premeditation .

Childhood is that time of innocence before you realise how cruel life can be.

 

[JCoatsworth]

So, there are these two German sayings...
1. Vorsicht ist die Mutter der Porzellankiste, which translates literally to Precaution is the mother of the chinaware case/container/box which basically means better safe than sorry.
2. Wie ein Elefant im Porzellanladen, which means like a bull in a china shop. It's an elephant in the German version.

Based on some weird video on the internet, a friend and I combined them to our own saying:

The Elephant is the mother of the chinaware case.

It's absolutely stupid, but we thought it was hilarious 🙄

 

[thrasherpix]

I just saw this one (I'm not linking as in a day or so it won't be the same, and if I wait that long then I might forget to share this):

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

When lady luck smiles upon you, grab that bitch and enslave her.

 

[vellavu]

This is definitely a thread I've seen today.

 

[Fuffy]

Don't talk unless you know your shit.