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Soulgasm

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this thread goes like this....tell a story what happened to you today... any kind... funny ... stupid... embarassing ... smart ...whatever...

then the person that tells they're story...has to respond to the story directly above the one...then that person tells a story...

please no really long stories...or explicit stories...

i'll spark this...

after daydreaming the entire period...i walk out...go to the student center....its a falkin beautiful day...after I handle some quick business...i walk out....and after I get off the steps...there is this total hottie...mix white chick...hella pretty....I look at her for a bit and she stares back...for like a couple of seconds...just eye contact...i would've said hi....but there was this dude over there and it looked like her bf...then i broke off the contact and walked away...damn...she was hot...plus...its one of those rare instances of just...bam....connection from nowhere...lol...shows how boring today was...

lets here your stories....
 
hahah Gasm....you almost scored lol

Ok I got this cold sore monday and I went to go the the doctor for a prescription, well my doctor wasnt there so I had a diferent one that day, well Im sitting in the ofice with my brother, my hair up IM in sweat pants and swetshirt looking like a sick kid with a baseball on her lip (ah its soooo gross....i WANT IT GONE!!) Well he waks in to the room and I thought he was like 17. HE WAS SOOOOOOO HOT!!!! MY brother laughs at me cuz Im embaresed and he asks him how old he is and he said 27 and I was sooo embaresed, he told me to take my swetshirt off so he can check my blod presure and breathing, well I was waring a wifebeater underneath....I was sooo red.....he was sooo hot lol I walked out cussing my brother asking him why he didnt tell me to straiten my hair and put makeup on and put on cute clothes....no I had to look like a hill billy in front of a hot doctor...and and this hideous cold sore aahhhhhh
 
I'm sorry, Lost Angel-cold sores are no fun especially around hot doctors... lol 😉

Okay my story is incredibly dumb but it made me laugh.
Today at work one of our customers overnighted, UPS, a check (in an envelope) in a big brown box with bubble wrap all around it! I really don't know what he was thinking? Maybe the check would break? ? LOL

I know really stupid story, but it was my comic relief for the day!
 
LOL Chas...don't even try to figure out those silly little two legged types!

Hmmm...a story...I woke up today. I ate toast. With hot cocoa.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 
first thing this morning i go to college and get a nice muffin (hmm banana flavour) and go to my class and chill with my mates, its the course work deadline so we're all a bit stressed and this woman comes in and is all "who are you" so i say GNVQ media she mumbles somthing about reserving the room, the room we've used since the start of term and goes and gets her class and goes yells at us "MEDIA STUDENTS WHO ARE EATING IN MY CLASSROOM OUT NOW" (muffin) i should point out its common practice to eat during class. never met another teacher who cared. so we go out that building over to the tower block. go to the second floor. i go to find the department administrator but she's not about. i find the teacher for the other class doing are course and he dosent know where we are supposed to be. after half an hour we decide to go back to the first room to see if the bitch from before had been duely removed. i find her with my teacher saying their had been some of her class there but she'd politely asked them to leave. (thats right she lied) i've met loads of teachers like this who give students a really hard time then deny it.

as i mentioned i had to finish ALL my course work that day and she'd wasted half an hour. i got rather anoyed. (understatement) i ended up letting it all out and just yelling at her next to my teacher. this woman (who i gathered was an english teacher) proved she had no back bone and simply spoke through my teacher. when my teacher didnt play along she tried to get my name of my teacher who didnt give it. (she's nice like that)

with all that out my system i felt a lovely sence of relief (built up tention is BAD kids 😉 )

anyways that afternoon my teacher tells me the department recieced an offical complaint.

am i facing disaplinary action?

am i hell i was in the right!

the bloke who got the complaint (the guy at the start who takes the other class on the course) simply sent another complaint back saying "don't treat our students like that" 😀

apparently she's known for being like that but most people don't stand up to her. so if anything comes of this it will just be her looking bad!

yeah that was ment to be short.

and yes i got my course work in on time 😀
 
well, today is probably one of the best days I've had in awhile...Here's why:
Ok, I got up this morning(really, that's not the main part of the story) got ready, and went out to Gratiot and Joy Blvd(if anyone in metro detriot area knows where it is, very cool) and took my road test. I pulled up, had to do a pull up and stop before the line, back into a space w/out hitting the cones, but front fender had to be behind the first cone and parallel park, got a perfect score! (first time I EVER did it perfectly, can't tell ya how good it felt....I guess I really do do well underpressure...) so then we went out driving, she asked me different laws of driving questions, all of which I answered w/ no problem, the whole test was a breeze, I think I only got like 2 or 3 points marked off for stupid things...went to the Sec. of State, got my license, bragged to all my friends, it's been a good day! 😀
 
Congrats Trustno1, I was very excited when i got my license. It's not the being able to drive part (although that can be fun), I think that the best part is the freedom you get from knowing that you can just get up and leave.

Well, today I went and bought a CD. All for just ONE song on the CD. Has anyone done this? I really need to get hip to this whole mp3 thing, trouble is, i'm both technically challenged and my computer wouldn't handle it so well...That was my day.

~Kindred
 
Hmm, story............well, here goes..........

"The Morning That Sucked Big, Huge Boulders"

Woke up from really bad nightmare, felt something furry and warm on my head...screamed in terror....and slapped it away.

Seconds later after the fog of sleep was lifted, I realized I just knocked my poor, Bengal-tiger sized pet cat across the room

(sorry Taz......... 🙁 ).

I go to the bathroom, do the teeth-cleaning thing....then sit down on the 'ole Porcelain God for a nice, leisurely Number Two.
Halfway through...I realize with some consternation that there was not enough toilet tissue left for the clean up job......but it was cool, this has happened before.....so I do what I always do in this situation, I jump into the shower, and blast the crack of my @ss with my trusty Crack Blaster 3000.........

(For those of you who don't know what I mean by that, do a search for Rayne's famous old "T.P. Shortage" thread from several months ago, it will explain everything. 😛 😛 )

But, as my luck would have it, there was NO hot water, at least not right away. So there I am blasting away with a 300 M.P.H. stream of frozen H20, when the phone rings. So, I hurriedly wrap a towel around my waist, and me and my frozen bungholio run out of the bathroom.
I run into the bedroom to get the phone....a little too fast......too fast to stop myself from having my nads collide with my weight bench.
From here, the tale gets a little foggy.....I may have blacked out...............

I remember writhing in pain on the floor......I remember my pissed off cat Taz trotting up to me, hissing at me, then bolting away.......and my lady's sultry voice leaving a message on the machine..............."Hi baby.......just calling to make sure you're up....it's after 10...wakey wakey......!"

Man, I really hate her sometimes..........



😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
 
erm today (which is now offically the day after my earlier post!)

i woke up and saw red and green stickers on everything for the house move, i prompley stick a red one on my cat.

he either didnt mind or didnt notice...
 
lol...that is some good stories...we got LA jonesin for a hot doc in hillbilly garb...then chasity is pondering the reason for sending a check in a box...then rayne gets off with the toast and java...then faldor has to rage against dumbass professors that lie...then trust gets her wheel license on...then kindred goes to buy a cd for one song...then Om hits his nads on the weight bench...lol...classic...can't make this kind of **** up...lol

a story of today...

in class...this group was giving a presentation...and i don't know why I've never seen her...but there was this chick...damn...looked like China Chow...so i'm just paying attention to her the whole mildly boring presentation...i think she knew i was kinda only scoping her out...an even more boring day than the last...lol
 
Originally posted by Kindred
Congrats Trustno1, I was very excited when i got my license. It's not the being able to drive part (although that can be fun), I think that the best part is the freedom you get from knowing that you can just get up and leave.
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Thanks, and I think that's it too, even though I can't go anywhere too far because my parents forgot to add me to their insurance.... but it's still cool! 😀
 
The bell rang for tutorial ... I made way to tutorial, I took my empy Coke can in there with me, my mate Nat did the same ... Reason we did this was to piss off our tutor, we started to clash them together ... we then started laughing and we laugh loud, so funny ... our tutor thinks we are barmy ... after that we then started singing Postman Pat for some reason ... it was great fun. Once tutorial was over we started singing Bare Necessarties, everyone realised we were being crazy once again. ... Made way to our block to sign out, and my mate logs on to a pc, and then I tackle her down on to the floor and we are laughing away ... so funny. WE ARE NUTS.

I think me and her are like Kat & Alfie from Eastenders, everyone now thinks I am barmy here too, LOL.
 
Wow. That's MEAN!!! 😉 LOL! You nut... 😛

Old master.....WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! I got an all too clear mental image of your whole morning that will probably be with me for the rest of my life...thanks for the memories! 😛
(and I had almost forgotten about that thread...)

Today I woke up again. (yeah, I know. I was pretty bumed too) I turned on the tv for a spot of Buffy to get the morning started. Two wonderful episodes BTW...The Initiative and Pangs, suitable for this Thanksgiving day...I was laughing at Spike's famous "You made a bear!" bit when I was dive bombed by a nice big honey bee. I have no idea how it got in here but it still is because I'm not pissing off a bee first thing in the morning....I fed the tiniest of my "leaches" and headed on here to check my mail. I was welcomed by a not-to-nice email from a friend I haven't seen in awhile that found out my ex had been over for Halloween but I hadn't invited them...that was no fun and I am awaiting her response. I really wasn't the bad guy though. But I am firmly against live journals now. Damn things...oh well, now I sit here before you just rambling when I need to be getting ready to join the masses at the in-laws house. We'll see how things go...depending on how drunk everybody gets I may just have more to tell. But I fear that the little nasties of the morning are simply signs of the hell to come today...pray for me.
 
Well today I didnt have to get to college till 11:30 and finished at 1:50 so that was good. However, tried to highlight my hair red and it sort of went a bit toooo bright, so gonna temp dye it brown (natural colour) until it fades away.
 
i got a new hi fi


see i can do short stories me...


why do i get the feeling 'gasm intents to use this to write a pilot for a new TV show 😉

i mean he hasnt been around much i bet he's sold out to the hollywood bigwigs!

"hey y'all its this falking big seriouse set in medevil king arthur time in modern day new york and theres these people i'lll get back to you about them er falkin!"

😀
 
Mr. Filmaker Faldor, what is hi fi? Sounds really spiffy. Makes me feel like jumping up in the air and giving everybody high fives!

If SG is using all our funky and fun stories for a pilot I give him a double high five with a thumbs up aftermath!

Rayne-I said a little prayer for you...🙂
 
lol I agree Chas!!!

Ok thanksgiving dinner. Well most of the Pei Lins (my dads side) was there. It was ok, like 25 people. We talked I hung out with my cousin who brought her HOT boyfriend. Well All was ok exept my stupid family forgets what languge were suposed to be speaking for the right ocassion. My mom and grandma (moms side) wew speaking Croatian and my dad and his family were speaking Mandarin (Chinese) and me and all the kids were going back and forth (Chinglish) and it was driving me crazy.....I screamed at everyone at the dinner table to speak english and got in ALOT of trouble....I had no idea my dad would be soooo mad...I got sent to my room after my fam left and my dad gave me a talk and I got grounded for screaming for a week.....yay my all time happy thanksgiving lol!!!

Double Post (next time use the edit button!):

OH and I HAVE croop Kakka (ehhh even the title calls it Kakka) and YAMS!!!!!! AHHHHHH! LOL ^_^
 
lol...rayne...hope you got through it well...its funny how so many peoples thanksgivings sucks because of families...lol..

lol...LA...sounds a good family shindig...did you go with your football bf....he must've stuck out...lol

today...went to the store...dug a ditch...not a boring day...but not an eventful one...

SG's hot chick of the day...you have no idea how conflicted i felt at thanksgiving dinner...my step sister who is like 5 years older than me comes...and she's falkin hot... my height...white... bangin bod... she was wearing this loose spighetti strap top without a bra and a high miniskirt...i was like...yeah...make me feel even more weirder than i already am...falk...
 
Originally posted by Chasity
Mr. Filmaker Faldor, what is hi fi? Sounds really spiffy.
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Hi Fi is the machine which plays music, you know CD, Radio connected to speakers by an Amp!

why what do you guys call it? 😀
'gasm, your best bet is just introduce me to her 😉

Faldors adventure of the day:

i was bored at lunch time so i thougth about making "Soulgasm the movie" which would have involved me or one of my mates running around saying "falkin" as a tribute to he who posts alot 😉 exept he would suddenly be english for no good reason so i didnt bother 😉

as well as it being crap...
 
Hi fi (short for high fidelity) is what posh kids and enthusiasts used to have - the rest of us made do with stereos 🙂. Now of course it's all dvd players 😉
 
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