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here's the scenario...you are awakened in the middle of the night by horde's of zombies' banging on your front door...

what do you do??

remember...these zombies are slow...and fragile...but there's a whole lot of them...and they're all smelly....
 
I go Resident Evil on their asses... using anything I've got to bust them into little pieces or blow their heads off.

That's what I'd like to see myself doing. But I have a back door to my house and lots of windows - whatever is closest is my new best friend.🙂
 
Well, I'd sneak my dad, husband and kids out the back and then bust out the axe, flamable substances and the guns...then I'd bust some zombie ass! And probably end up blowing up the house...maybe jam my stilletos through some zombie eyes...It'd be fun...kinda like that barbeque back in '97...
 
lol...rayne...probably be making flamethrowers out of hair spray and busting zombie ass with sexual devices...lol...

lol...first thing i do...is pee my pants...second thing i do is act like a zombie...cause i could pass for one when i wake up from a short sleep...pretty much i got no brain then..lol
 
I'd check out, if there were any cute zombie chick to make out with. If not, I'd grab my weapon (really weird home made thingy, not strong, but the handling is awesome) And I'd start shedding their blood.
 
I'm not great at running, so I'd propose some kind of compromise...I'm not gonna kill you, but in exchange you all can live in my sumer house when you kill my Russian teacher...
 
LOL! Yeah Soulgasm, I'd probably be doing the pant soiling as well...but I have MANY weapons in this house to cut those freaks into tiny pieces and serve them to my New Years guests...does zombie carcus keep well refrigerated? I would have lots of lady fingers to serve up...hey, it'd save me a pretty penny...
 
LOL great thread SG 😉

i think i have some great chef knifs!and i have this long pole(it's to hang curtains on, but i have two and this one is too short for the livingroom..)so i would wack away.. and i'd get my sweety to do the same!

can they get through the door if i just let it stay shut? cos i live in an apartment that is in this huge building, and i live on the groundfloor, only have two windows and w very sturdy door to the street!
 
i would get my family out to safety and then i would try to fight them i guess or i would leave my family and run out- no im playin.........or am i?
 
I'd probably end up playing poker with them and talking about my personal life and crying a lot. I'm just that friendly ...
 
As in the wise words of xander:

I laugh in the face of danger...Then i run and hide until it goes away!
 
Naw...I like the idea, as well but i also think it looks hella tight to be a slayer...So i would grab a kitchen knife, wooden stake(though im not sure if it would work), or an ax and go kick some zombie butt!!!And if that doesnt work, run like no other!
 
I'd fly to the mall in my traffic helicopter with a couple of SWAT team guys and a newscaster chick (for propogation of the species...)!

We'd hole up on the second floor of the mall. Zombies suck at navigating escalators.

Then I'd spend my days saying clever things like, "The only sucker who could miss with this gun is the cracker with the bread to buy it."

....it's literal answer day here in Kurt's Head! Tune in tomorrow for the discussion of the plot of Day of the Dead, followed by Return of the Living Dead and then Return of the Living Dead Part III.
 
I'd like to come up with something inventive, but the sad fact is that I would most probably end up cowering in a closet with only my old ski eqiptment as a last defense... Just like Cordy and Oz in Dead Man's Party.

~Kindred
 
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poly...sometimes its way to easy...lol

yo lazy....who says the burly swat dudes would let you touch the reporter...lol

lol...allycat...would you really kiss something that has died and probably has the most bogus breathe ever....lol...whatever floats your boat man...but dude...at least ask her to take a swig of listerine....don't want none of that zombie gingivitis...lol

lol...for all apartment people...be inventive for an exit...lol

i don't know...if it really happened...i'd try to make my way to a nearby national guard base...either i'll get to raid the armory...or i'll get cut down in a hail of bullets by scared ****less part time soldiers...lol...getting cutdown by some substitute teachers would suck...lol
 
lol...allycat...would you really kiss something that has died and probably has the most bogus breathe ever....lol...whatever floats your boat man...but dude...at least ask her to take a swig of listerine....don't want none of that zombie gingivitis...lol
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Well, if I was gonna be taken out by hordes of Zombies, what better way, right?

I'd probably be the one to have called forth the zombies. So they'd worship me and take all my commands. (Like puppets)
 
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