Death of a Salesman - Would you buy...?

No I am Doyle

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In this new and quite messed up game, you, the player, must come up with a never before seen and very quirky item or service. The next poster must decide
A. How much it should cost and...
B. Would you buy it

Then you must come up with a new item or service. Please, keep it clean and try to be original (because a date, massage, threesome, ect. with a Buffy character/s is talked about frequently and, therefore, not original). Let the creative juices flow.

To start off... The Converta-brella. This top of the line item is mounted on your convertable, and is useful in protecting the driver and passengers from rain, hail, and the harm rays of the sun (for vampires). Made with spacage fabrics not yet developed, it is lightweight, yet sturdy enough to withstand strong winds, nature's fury, and sudden plagues of frogs from the sky. Special sensors activate it at the first sign of rain and other hazards.
 
Price for the Converta-brella would probably be about $150 (US).

Personally I wouldn't buy it cause I don't have a convertable. But if I did I might consider it if I was to lazy to put up the roof...lol.


Next item up for auction is the Whedon Implant. This cerebral implant is placed under the skin behind your ear. It contains all information and episoides of Buffy and Angel and is activated by blinking your eyes in a specified pattern. The accessory optical implant allows you to change episodes with the blink of an eye and the internet hook-up allows instant access to the BB from anywhere in the world.
 
$1245.00 retail

I just might, I just might

Our next item on the BBVC, is our stunning new 14 carrot gold, silver inlaid, combination coffee bean grinder and leg waxer. This keen item grinds and brews your coffee, and uses space age technology, not yet invented, to wax those hard to reach spot, including your bikini line. Yeaoch!!
 
No, I am Doyle...you are such the creative one! 🙂

I think that item shall cost about $159.99. Lol I don't think I would by it though, first of all I do not like coffee and I HATE waxing!

Okay, let me try this...

Mine is not a technologically advanced as our dear friend, Beer Nut, but it would be fun and I think I would definitly buy it!

A Buffy-Jutebox! This jutebox would contain all seven seasons of Buffy and the extra features that can be found on the already released sets. (Assuming all seven seasons are already released. It can be set up to most t.v.'s without complication. At the simple press of a button code combition (ie: 1.6-Season 1 episode 6) you can view all the episodes at your leisure without having to mess around with all the dvd's. Just think of how well preserved all your favorite dvd's will remain and how simple viewing episodes 1.2 to 5.4 to 7.8 consecutively will be!
 
$899.99 - and yes, I would buy it, why not.

Our next item up is the Chocolate popcorn kernels. Genetic engineering has allowed the cross combination of Cocao plants, sugar cane, and popping corn, giving each handful of our light, fluffy popcorn the same flavor as German milk chocolate. Mmmmmmn. Scrumptious.
 
so...doesn't taste like popcorn? at all? hm....I'd...say....25 bucks a bag. and...chocolate? yea, ill try it once. maybe more if its like super good.

hm...i only come up with good ideas when..no ones around to hear them. then i forget but...hope I did good. andm...my names always suck.

A Realisator. It hooks up to your comp, via USB port, and you go to the net, get a fan fic, download it onto there, and it'll play it just like an eppie of your favorite show on your t.v. And, on the Realisator site, the dedicated staff are hard working on putting books on, to be available for downloads, and you can pick your favorite actors or actresses to play the roles. The technology is way advanced and can take the actors characteristics and those of the character and sim the way the movie would look near perfectly. On test runs of Tomb Raider with the orginal cast, only serious TR addicts, could tell the difference.
 
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