i...could uh...i can cook. and...uhm...clean....and...be not all that horribly useful...except as entertainment, cuz well thats pretty much what i am at home.
apparently im just to go ga-ga over when im teased or embarrassed. i used to carry a hat with me to hide in when i got teased...but that was my aunt...it...was embarrassing and maybe traumatising....funny but...not from her...
so im good at getting teased in a nice way.
and...if that doesn't work and someone's really bored...im insanely ticklish. you could be 100 or so feet away (bear in mind my spatial capabilites are majorly lacking so...i can't do spatial) and wiggle fingers and...im done. most of the time anyway. completely useless except to laugh at then. cuz if i close my eyes i might actually get tickled but if i don't i see the fingers and feel it and....just the slightest things set me off for tickle.
so i could be entertainment, but not in that way. i can also come up with weird ideas, and sometimes, aight, so it might be a lil rare, but sometimes i can make people laugh.
the highlight of my making ppl laugh, was when i said something, she fell off the couch and kept laughing.
oh and i could get the giggles, which are contagious, during a tense time, and first ppl would be mad, but...maybe they'd start laughing at the funniness of it?...i get the giggles real bad. i can't count the amount of times i hit my head off something cuz i was laughing so hard, or that i was called a drunk or druggie, which i've never been or done so it was just the way i came off...
im a good listener too, that might help. if not, paltry laugh at entertainment, a not half bad cook who specializes in desserts, and a cleaner. wow. such a lovely list. i might be able to tell stories...hm...what else....
i think there is a possibilty that as long as someone else knows how to make knots i could figure out that one trap thing, but itd be easier for a knot-knowing person to make a long knotted thing and fish net.
i could help build houses too. but...other than that...i think i'll be a useless...oh wait...i got it...
im like the bug attraction. don't ask me why, if i knew why i'd change it, or constantly grumble about not being able to change it.
but everytime my fam's outside, they all come for me. i think its a conspiracy, the bugs are out to get me. im not sure why yet. prolly cuz i know the world is going to the ham, cuz jupiter sold it cuz we didn't listen.
i can also tell really really funny jokes that no one gets, nor knows that they are actually jokes so they just stand there totally confused and lost. im good at that. that always happens.
if you get tree leaves and find some sweet sticky honey like thing could that be bug traps?...
i'm gonna hafta go re-read my robinson carusoe, and brush up on my tropical plant knowledge....
wait, we did crash on a tropical island right? not somewhere up by alaska? (no offense alaska, but its cold. and...i don't like cold.)
but i know how to get salt, and smoke meat, which may help in the keeping...
and i just rambled a lot but...yea...i ramble. its like my occupation nowadays. that and getting teased cuz i look cute. i dunno where they get it...well i do, with the right teasing ppl are very adorable, but i dunno why they pick me....maybe cuz im easy. prolly why. just like the tickling.
oh oh i know i know. i think differently. as in oddly, like uhm...i can't explain from this angle...someone said outside the box. but i don't know what box they meant, so...society box or mind box or cake box? i mean it makes a difference, doesn't it?...or am i just the resident funny farm headee, as in im soon to head to the funny farm cuz im...whatever that word was. i can be the resident word forgetter too. im good at that.
and i make lameo jokes.
oh and dogs larger than a papillion always invariably try to eat me...or ignore me and enjoy something really icky that is no good, so i could be used as doggie bait.
