*Lost Angel*
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i will just watch and stare at all the HOT guys working..with there shirts off and mabie make lemonade for everyone!!
Desert Island with a Twist!
- Thread starter killerdwarf
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elmo
Anyone here speak Whale?!
I wanna help Faiths5x5 with the entertainment! Yup... me... entertainy you all! People love to laugh at me... slap-stick's my usual but I don't actually mean to do it! I walked into a glass door yesterday... no seriously... it had a big sign saying "PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR!!!" but did I pay attention to it... did I hell? The whole crowd round about me were in stitches... I don't grudge you guys the chance to laugh at me... so please feel free! 😀
I could also be in charge of counselling so everyone doesn't go all "Billowy coat, King of pain" on each other! Don't want you all turning into psycho cannibals do we... couldn't deal with the singing! 😀
Right... I'll set up a clinic over there...
*Runs to find a nice little spot... trips over an obvious log and lands flat on her face... picks herself up, dusts herself off and says...*
Could Mr. P and KillerD build me a little office? With cute little beads hanging down for a door? 🙂
I could also be in charge of counselling so everyone doesn't go all "Billowy coat, King of pain" on each other! Don't want you all turning into psycho cannibals do we... couldn't deal with the singing! 😀
Right... I'll set up a clinic over there...
*Runs to find a nice little spot... trips over an obvious log and lands flat on her face... picks herself up, dusts herself off and says...*
Could Mr. P and KillerD build me a little office? With cute little beads hanging down for a door? 🙂
i love slapstick...i think...charlie chaplin laurel and hardy the three stooges, doesn't get much better...
aw, i walk into things that aren't really there. they're not invisible, tho sometimes i think there might be an invisible cat that runs around...wait..a dog, cuz to many cat allergic ppl in my house but...yea.....
i'll do everything but fall, cuz falling freaks me out. its a balance thing, so if someone needs to cross a log bridge thats a tree, im not the gal, unless its really really necessary. falling...is bad bad bad.
i never pay attention to things that aren't on the comp.
and anyone who wants to help is more that welcome.
i can help with the counseling too, only, i could prolly only listen. im a good listener. other than that...im not that advicey really.
and i can hand things to people. and drop them. but i can hand things. thats a thing i can do...
eh yea kd, but im sorta boring really. sides the somewhat large family,
well nothing that would make an obit sides that, i lead a boring life. yknow that anyone that ever came across me in this school, and most (cept 5 in the other one) would lose a jaw and make a major hole if they read this stuff and knew it was me. i don't get to talk much.
Dadaist stuff?
either way smiling is good. smiles make happy. happy makes good. gleeful is good too, and so are giggles. and hyperness. its been awhile but...
why is a still needed?....can't you just ferment the grapes and let them age a bit? do you even hafta let them age?
are the goats? for milk and cheese and stuff....
and what types of vegetation? are we supposed to ask these questions? should i stop? should i ask different questions? or better ones? why do we hafta spin? i meant that earth wise. wouldn't it be funny if the earth stopped and we just took off?
at least i'm somewhat interesting. thats....usually not bad. unless you're undercover and you hafta be all covert and stuff...then...it might be bad. but otherwise its good right?
aw, i walk into things that aren't really there. they're not invisible, tho sometimes i think there might be an invisible cat that runs around...wait..a dog, cuz to many cat allergic ppl in my house but...yea.....
i'll do everything but fall, cuz falling freaks me out. its a balance thing, so if someone needs to cross a log bridge thats a tree, im not the gal, unless its really really necessary. falling...is bad bad bad.
i never pay attention to things that aren't on the comp.
and anyone who wants to help is more that welcome.
i can help with the counseling too, only, i could prolly only listen. im a good listener. other than that...im not that advicey really.
and i can hand things to people. and drop them. but i can hand things. thats a thing i can do...
eh yea kd, but im sorta boring really. sides the somewhat large family,
well nothing that would make an obit sides that, i lead a boring life. yknow that anyone that ever came across me in this school, and most (cept 5 in the other one) would lose a jaw and make a major hole if they read this stuff and knew it was me. i don't get to talk much.
Dadaist stuff?
either way smiling is good. smiles make happy. happy makes good. gleeful is good too, and so are giggles. and hyperness. its been awhile but...
why is a still needed?....can't you just ferment the grapes and let them age a bit? do you even hafta let them age?
are the goats? for milk and cheese and stuff....
and what types of vegetation? are we supposed to ask these questions? should i stop? should i ask different questions? or better ones? why do we hafta spin? i meant that earth wise. wouldn't it be funny if the earth stopped and we just took off?
at least i'm somewhat interesting. thats....usually not bad. unless you're undercover and you hafta be all covert and stuff...then...it might be bad. but otherwise its good right?
killerdwarf
Scooby
elmo said:
Sure, we'd love to build you an office, and Kindred can make the roof🙂. Maybe Hero can help with the couselling...it'd be good practice for social work!
faiths5X5: a still will get us stronger hooch...what's an island paradise without drinks? And beach chairs, which I guess we'd be making...
Dadaist: incongruent (kinda like your stream of consciousness posts); doesn't always follow a set pattern. Don't stop, though, this is in no way critcism!
ah. stronger....oh and sober. a sober beach. but that reminds me of sobe drinks which...i like the nirvana drink. its addicting. im still fighting that one off, its rather persistant. its...yummy.
chairs...eh who needs em? sand can be comfy, build yourself a dune and ya got a nice place for a few ppls. sharing is good. most of the time. but keep the cold ta yourself. not to be mean but, im not a fan of being sick.
im so happy i made a smile. i could do a happy dance. except i Don't dance....speaking of that tho....club? island paradise, already have the loverly ppl, the ability to make a place...just need music....right?....
can i be the official tool hander outer? then i can feel like i'm contributing. and i'll sweep the sand out of elmo's sandy floored office. or will there be some stones?...oh well either way. anything else i can help with? i like helping.
ah thats what dadaist means. i only remembered like two words from art class that i overheard the teacher tell this really talented girl. it was of no use in this case. wouldn't it be a kick if that's all i needed to know for life?
i would say i don't think i know how to follow a set pattern, but if you see me in the mornings its pretty much all the same pattern. otherwise not really...i can be particular.
oh and if i know what needs to be done, i can bark out commands and be a puppet dictator, but you have to yell at me to get me to yell first, cuz im usually soft spoken and get totally ignored. but i can yell well when i need to. but not when i need to. like if i got mugged, i couldn't yell even if anyone wanted me too. i dunno why. i just go aphonic at times. its not fun.
this one time, a friend told me that i should Everything on my mind. i was chatting. i looked at the email i was writing her. i think it was 4 pages, without bout half the stuff i thought, but not the important stuff, that was in there with a lot of filler cuz rambler here. i decided...i shouldn't do that to her. i try to filter the really random stuff out and leave the rest in, otherwise i'd just never leave and have 15 page posts each time i hadda go and...well maybe not all the time but often enough. i can go on about dust bunnies. that was a product of watching too much molly. the clown. we won't have clowns will we? nothing 'gainst them but...eh...all that makeup. and i'll think of molly, who was sweet, but molly will either lead me to think of school, or the band molly hatchet. and then i'll get paranoid about a cannabalistic hatchet weilding smart crazy man coming around and breaking up some idle idyllic place. i'd be sad then.
chairs...eh who needs em? sand can be comfy, build yourself a dune and ya got a nice place for a few ppls. sharing is good. most of the time. but keep the cold ta yourself. not to be mean but, im not a fan of being sick.
im so happy i made a smile. i could do a happy dance. except i Don't dance....speaking of that tho....club? island paradise, already have the loverly ppl, the ability to make a place...just need music....right?....
can i be the official tool hander outer? then i can feel like i'm contributing. and i'll sweep the sand out of elmo's sandy floored office. or will there be some stones?...oh well either way. anything else i can help with? i like helping.
ah thats what dadaist means. i only remembered like two words from art class that i overheard the teacher tell this really talented girl. it was of no use in this case. wouldn't it be a kick if that's all i needed to know for life?
i would say i don't think i know how to follow a set pattern, but if you see me in the mornings its pretty much all the same pattern. otherwise not really...i can be particular.
oh and if i know what needs to be done, i can bark out commands and be a puppet dictator, but you have to yell at me to get me to yell first, cuz im usually soft spoken and get totally ignored. but i can yell well when i need to. but not when i need to. like if i got mugged, i couldn't yell even if anyone wanted me too. i dunno why. i just go aphonic at times. its not fun.
this one time, a friend told me that i should Everything on my mind. i was chatting. i looked at the email i was writing her. i think it was 4 pages, without bout half the stuff i thought, but not the important stuff, that was in there with a lot of filler cuz rambler here. i decided...i shouldn't do that to her. i try to filter the really random stuff out and leave the rest in, otherwise i'd just never leave and have 15 page posts each time i hadda go and...well maybe not all the time but often enough. i can go on about dust bunnies. that was a product of watching too much molly. the clown. we won't have clowns will we? nothing 'gainst them but...eh...all that makeup. and i'll think of molly, who was sweet, but molly will either lead me to think of school, or the band molly hatchet. and then i'll get paranoid about a cannabalistic hatchet weilding smart crazy man coming around and breaking up some idle idyllic place. i'd be sad then.
Magui
Scooby
Rayne & Guestage_87: lmao!😀...but,I wonder something,...why do I always have to be with Ann?,no wait,why does she alaywas have to be with me?,poor girl😛lol...are we twins or soemthing?lol..seriously,in all this BB members threads we're always together,...you guys can't mention one without the other,taht's just weird lol😛:: tu ::😉
ana8
Missing you....
Akasha
Scooby
Hmmm i would be no use at all so i will just snog in the bushes..form an orderly que please...lol j/k 😀
elmo
Anyone here speak Whale?!
We need some people to handle the law and make sure noone gets into fights! I'll put an ad up outside my new office for any applicants! Hero... I'll pay 2 coconuts a day til we get started... then you will get a raise!
Akasha... you can use my waiting room as a snoggage place if you like. Might cheer my clients up a bit! LoL...
*Special thanks to KillerD and Mr.P for the super office*
You can contact me direct to make appointments that is until I find a secretary! Any volunteers!?
Akasha... you can use my waiting room as a snoggage place if you like. Might cheer my clients up a bit! LoL...
*Special thanks to KillerD and Mr.P for the super office*
You can contact me direct to make appointments that is until I find a secretary! Any volunteers!?
killerdwarf
Scooby
elmo said:
Wow, our first millionaire...where are you gonna spend it all, Hero?
elmo said:
Uh, shouldn't that be in the "porn thread"...?🙂
elmo said:
It was our distinct pleasure...but Kindred helped too!
elmo said:
You are very organized! How much does secretary pay...do we have another millionaire in the wings? Or do we just volunteer?
ana8
Missing you....
As I can see many weirdos are going to that island don't you think we should have an asylum???I could run it and for now I can also be it's first patient🙂
killerdwarf
Scooby
ana8 said:
Ooook, the patients are running the asylum....and that is different than the BBoards are now....how??🙂 After all, look at our mods...(just kidding ***nervous laughter***).
Sure ana, you can have the job...just remember, we have no electricity, so no shock therapy !!!🙂
ana8
Missing you....
i would totally volunteer for secertary....but...see the prob is...my handwriting is...well...ppl always ask if im gonna be a doc...so....eh....not that my spellings all that great...actually i think its just my keyboard...oh and out loud spelling totally out. no way jose.
i can help with the asylum for a bit,...until i go ceritifiably nuts and need to be completely locked up...
ic an help with the law thing as well. statue of limitations, rules...i can word things diplomatically, and if i can't i promise i shall lose a lot of sleep over it.
i can think of something helpful for the asylum as well later,,,but gotta go to class...🙁
who's gonna teach ppl stuff?./....
i can help with the asylum for a bit,...until i go ceritifiably nuts and need to be completely locked up...
ic an help with the law thing as well. statue of limitations, rules...i can word things diplomatically, and if i can't i promise i shall lose a lot of sleep over it.
i can think of something helpful for the asylum as well later,,,but gotta go to class...🙁
who's gonna teach ppl stuff?./....
killerdwarf
Scooby
Ok elmo, we got your secretary! And Ana's first helper/client!
Hey, why are all these guys lined up...Akasha!!! Tell all these snogger wannabes to stay in an orderly line...they're blocking eveyone's sunshine!
Hey, why are all these guys lined up...Akasha!!! Tell all these snogger wannabes to stay in an orderly line...they're blocking eveyone's sunshine!
ana8
Missing you....
Thanx killerdwarf..But as I need money I'm also a free-lance assassin if anyone's interested..Prices are negotiable😉
Magui
Scooby
me? im sorry, im easily lost in mental realms...and well come to think of it, physical ones as well, so id do well to get stuck in the party that waits at main base for the lost person and search parties to come back...cuz...eh...like i said im directionally challenged. but do i get to help with all the odd things and not so odd things like the secretary? and asylum assisstant?
oh i so wanna put that on my resume...i wonder who'd hire me....hm...
how much do i hafta pay to be a client? or does helping negate the costs making it all moot, unless you put in 5 minutes of not really helping helping and expect to get 10 hours of helping helping of the person?
if nothing i say makes sense, don't worry, its normal, and i might be able to fix it if i asked...im not sure.,,,cuz it is me afterall...so...
i can help with assassin practice, yknow setting up targets, finding ppl to help makes arrows and stuff....that wouldn't hurt for the food huntage either i suppose...
if theres such a crowd maybe they should have their own waiting room? or something....like a special island place or something....i dunno......im just gonna...go be lost elsewhere on this lil island at the moment, yell if im needed or anything...
and don't worry if i jsut seem to wandering about aimlessly completly and utterly lost. i am. its nothing new, just make sure i don't try to go swimming....😀
oh i so wanna put that on my resume...i wonder who'd hire me....hm...
how much do i hafta pay to be a client? or does helping negate the costs making it all moot, unless you put in 5 minutes of not really helping helping and expect to get 10 hours of helping helping of the person?
if nothing i say makes sense, don't worry, its normal, and i might be able to fix it if i asked...im not sure.,,,cuz it is me afterall...so...
i can help with assassin practice, yknow setting up targets, finding ppl to help makes arrows and stuff....that wouldn't hurt for the food huntage either i suppose...
if theres such a crowd maybe they should have their own waiting room? or something....like a special island place or something....i dunno......im just gonna...go be lost elsewhere on this lil island at the moment, yell if im needed or anything...
and don't worry if i jsut seem to wandering about aimlessly completly and utterly lost. i am. its nothing new, just make sure i don't try to go swimming....😀
ana8
Missing you....
No worries faith5x5 I'm here to help you..Please come in to for now still small room,have a sit.
So did you have a happy childhood??
So did you have a happy childhood??