Desert Island with a Twist!

Magui said:
Lmao😀!.Okay hon,you can be the bus driver:: tu ::
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YAY!!! ::dance:: ::dance:: ::dance:: ::dance:: ::dance::

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long. *Runs off to play with Bob the Angry Flower and Minty the Exploding Mouse*
 
lol uhm....well....what exactly is a childhood?....i was never very clear on that.

no not the bus song...you'll make me dizzy...and crazy...and i def. do not need added craziness.
so do i get to help with the assassin business?....pwease?.... ::evil::
i promise i'll be a good lil girl. i won't shoot the arrow accidentally and land in a coconut....really....shouts honor. 😉
i think its a good thing we're still-less yet. tho i've yet to meet many drinks i like. i have a very picky stomache. no milk, no oj, sometimes no water, no tea, that makes me sad. i don't like bubbles. my drinking prospects are looking very dismal. 🙁 i didn't quite mean the still stuff but...eh...both ways works i suppose...

hey how much do i hafta pay for the help? do i get like a reduced fee for trying to help so much? and i swear i did not mean to drop the coconut on your foot, it just slipped. im not 6 ft tall yknow, i can't just place things high up in trees for traps...its not my fault....how's the foot?
did i just ruin the plan?...
 
I have this mental picture (a fitting metaphor...) of No Angel, cigar stub clenched between his teeth, tearing around the island in an old bus, taking out people, pigs and palms with glee, and screaming maniacally at every collision...***shudder***🙂
 
killerdwarf said:
I have this mental picture (a fitting metaphor...) of No Angel, cigar stub clenched between his teeth, tearing around the island in an old bus, taking out people, pigs and palms with glee, and screaming maniacally at every collision...***shudder***🙂
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LMAO!!...OMG!,poor Enzo....run and hide killerdwarf,he'll kill you lol😛 ::rolf::
 
Hey..remember I am a free lance assassin..Killerdwarf just say a word..You won't even have to pay me..this time
 
ana8 said:
Hey..remember I am a free lance assassin..Killerdwarf just say a word..You won't even have to pay me..this time
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Well, I may need your services if he tries to take me out...the problem is, he may take the still out too...that's grounds for hiring you for sure...😉

Now that we have a busdriver, we need a surly cabbie to cause traffic mayhem...any volunteers?
 
killerdwarf said:
Now that we have a busdriver, we need a surly cabbie to cause traffic mayhem...any volunteers?
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I can do surly and I'm sure I could cause traffic mayhem...
" 'ere guv, you'll never guess who I had in the back of my cab the other day..." See, I can do the patter as well...
 
No Angel's bus races down the beach with Gary Oldman's version of "My Way" blaring out of the radio. Cut to the inside of the bus. No Angel rocks along and screams the lyrics as he smokes a cigar.

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No Angel: I plan each charted course / Each little step along the highway / And more, much more than this

*Loud bump as he runs over a Penguin*

No Angel: I did it my way
 
Mr. Pointy said:
I can do surly and I'm sure I could cause traffic mayhem...
" 'ere guv, you'll never guess who I had in the back of my cab the other day..." See, I can do the patter as well...
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Cool! Now with the two of you, we need:

Some dude with wrap around sunglasses and an overly tricked out Honda (p.o.s. IMO).
A soccer mom with several screaming kids on a cell phone in a mini van
Someone in a black-windowed Mercedes driving like an overcaffeinated dragonfly

Anyone? Oh, yeah...we need to build some roads first...No Angel doesn't need to worry though...he's takin' out the wildlife and making his own roads!
 
David_Dushku said:
Cool thread! (I just found it) For the moment I'll just be the gal who looks pretty & laughs at everyone. 😀
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We ALWAYS need these! Now put on your bikini and sit over there...ok, move to your left a bit...yeah, that's good...😉
 
I'm sorry... a very special thanks to Kindred for my roof... without which I would be doomed to sunburn! Sorry for missing you out.

Ok... Faiths5x5... I could give you some spelling lessons (free-of-charge) and you can become my secretary. How's that sound? And if you want to work in the asylum part-time as well... I'm sure I can cut your hours. The pay will start at 1/2 a coconut a day and go up. I need to find someone to take her place when she's not working! Who's up for it?!

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ana8: I was gonna say something like that lol😛..why are online now anyway?,what about school?😛lol...well,I can help too elmo:: tu ::
 
elmo: Is rehab part of the services you offer? I figure I'm gonna need it, what with taking care of the still and dealing with the traffic mayhem of busses and cabs...drinkin' is high on the priority list when dealing with that kind of pressure!!
 
spelling out loud lessons, alphabet lessons, time telling lessons, and where the keys are lessons....wait...no keyboards yet....hm....just handwriting lessons then...
pay sounds good.
i can bonk people on the head with a stick when they've been bad and haul em off to the cell....
all i need now is a bed, and some way to get rid of these bugs...they're starting to come out round her now, and theres like 2 in my room and i think i might really go nuts, i killed one but these things...keep comming and if i sleep./.....god....why do i have tasty blood?....
 
ana8 said:
Well as I'm a material girl as long as you pay me good I can help you out🙂
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Magui said:
well,I can help too elmo
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Wow... all the help I need is right here on this island! Never expected so many applicants. Right... gonna have to get organised with some jobs for you guys. Magui... how would you like to do the secretary job? And ana8... you can usher the patients into my office? And then you can swap half way through a day. That way there'll be no arguing between the 2 of you.

Killerdwarf said:
elmo: Is rehab part of the services you offer? I figure I'm gonna need it, what with taking care of the still and dealing with the traffic mayhem of busses and cabs...drinkin' is high on the priority list when dealing with that kind of pressure!!
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I hear your plee... and I'm setting up a program as we speak. I'll have you alcoholics and plant abusers whipped into shape in no time!

faiths5x5 said:
spelling out loud lessons, alphabet lessons, time telling lessons, and where the keys are lessons....wait...no keyboards yet....hm....just handwriting lessons then...
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All these I can provide for anyone that needs it. I'll reserve wednesdays for class time. Be sure to bring along your coconut shells and panpipes... as we'll be having a music lesson in the evenings.

i can bonk people on the head with a stick when they've been bad and haul em off to the cell....
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This will come in very handy for my rehab program. I'll be very grateful of the helping hand faiths5x5.

Unfortunately I can't help with the bugs... I hate bugs!!! YUCK!!! But once you have saved up some coconuts... I'm sure Mr. P and KillerD will build you a place to sleep and even a bed. And if you ask Kindred nicely... you might even get a roof! 😀
 
David's Girl said:
Glad I could be of service! So, anything serious I could do?
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Sure, anything you want to! We got a busdriver, a surly cabbie with an English accent 🙂, a therapist, her secretary, a couple of inmates for the asylum, a moonshiner or two and lotsa people standing about doing nothing...so what do you want to do?
 
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