Do you come here often?.......

[Feigenbaum]

I'm trying to think of some that might have been used by me or on me at parties... but being under the influence of alcohol, I'm having trouble remembering.

I do remember that there was one time at the movie theatre, I was ordering some food at the stand. The guy who took my order kept looking at me as he was filling popcorn and filling my slushie cup. I'm thinking, oh great, here it comes. I wonder what will come out of his mouth here? Well, the poor kid must have had a hard time speaking at the moment (and really, am I that drop-dead gorgeous? I don't think so). So, instead of talking, he shakily handed my slushie over to my, and proceeded to drop it, which in turn meant that I had red all over my outfit (and it was a white shirt) That really sucked. I would've preferred a pick up line.

 

[Winifred]

well let me tell you I have no problems with anyone trying to hit on me - it never happens! but these lines were used on a couple of my friends recently, and oh my gosh i pity the guy, really i do, because seriously, this guy not only went to one friend of mine then moved straight onto the other, but he was reading the pick up lines direct from his mobile/cell phone! I think this is how one of them went "Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?" and the other one went something like "I've just put you on top of my 'to do' list". I remember these because for the rest of the night, me and my friends were repeating these lines to other people!!! (i think we were slightly drunk, well i wasn't of course but they were!)

 

[Faldor]

recently i was in a bar around midafteroon and a girl comes up to me and asks "do you like my shoes" :yikes:

took a while to work out where she was going with that one 😛

 

[Summers Blood]

I was out on Sat night as usual and had been watching big brother UK the night before. On it Antony had done a really corny line on Orlaith. He'd said " Wow haven't you got long eyelashes." She fluttered them and went all coy and then said "really" he said yeah shut your eyes and i'll prove it" So she did and he kissed her on the lips! Anyway back to sat night out in town We'd just walked into a pub and a bloke walked up to my mate who missed big brother and he said the line to her and she fell for it. Doh!!!

It was funny though.... her face!