Do your breasts need some vampire magic?

Professor Walsh

Professor Walsh

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I can think of more interesting uses of stem cell technology than the vampire breastlift.

3 Steps of the Vampire Breast Lift ® Procedure
(1) Evaluate Shape and where the shape can be enhanced to create a younger, more attractive appearance.
(2) Preparation of the growth factors for injection...
First, the injector (1) isolates growth factors from the patient's blood. (2) When these growth factors enter the breast (injected by the physician), then muti-potent stem cells become activated to grow new tissue. This new tissue includes new collagen, new fatty tissue (for smoothness), and new blood vessels (for a healthy glow).

Then she "activates" those platelets to cause the release from the platelets of at least 8 growth factors that would normally be used to heal injured tissue.
These growth factors work like magic to cause increased collagen & new blood flow. To rejuvenate new skin, these growth factors must be put back into your breast.

(3) Injecting the Magic into Your Breast
Using numbing cream and a very small needle (for almost no pain), the physician injects the woman's own growth factors back into her breast in a particular way. These growth factors then activate multipotent stem cells already in the skin (tricking them into "thinking" there's been an injury and new younger tissue should generated).
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Also, the web site design made my eyes hurt.
 
Professor Walsh said:
Also, the web site design made my eyes hurt.
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It's a new site. Their old one was not as good. It was just static with no videos. But yes, it is less than optimal.
 
@Professor Walsh "it's the liberal use" you had me with the dislike of liberals! But yeah, I thought when it came out it was a joke. At that time they had the Vampire wine too. There were a lot of vampire products for some reason. I didnt think they would actually keep the name.
 
Professor Walsh
Professor Walsh
It's the liberal use of bold and red and blue text that irks me. That's just not to my taste at all. The logo looks like an underwear logo, but that's fine. It suits the product, even if I think the product is stupid.
Or... just buy yourself a decent bra for cheaper?!
 
I'm not down with the idea of unnecessarily injecting your breasts. 😱 Leave the boobies be, boobies are lovely as they are.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
I didn't say anything and I didn't smile, honest.
Professor Walsh said:
I can think of more interesting uses of stem cell technology than the vampire breastlift.



Also, the web site design made my eyes hurt.
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This seems really really dangerous.😱

"Stem cell" plus "high cancer rate body part" immediately rings "risk" to me. And you can't quite even experiment on rats first. Are they gonna do human experiments directly by exploiting people who have concerns about their looks?😡
 
The truth is that therapies with growth factors and stem cells are still very experimental, and many of them don't even work (stem cells are amazing in our bodies, they're not so easy to play with when we want them to do exactly what we want). Yikes, this just doesn't sound like a good idea! And like Prof said, even if it works, why not use those stem cells for better things (seriously).
 
Stem cells are interesting because they are precursors to every other type of cell. How can you ensure that you don't end up with, say, tooth buds instead of breast tissue? This sounds like all the glowing praise heaped on testosterone and growth hormones for athletes - they ended up being carcinogenic and breast tissue is one of the most susceptible types of tissue to cancer.
 
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